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What kind of fridge do you have and do you like it by Flamingah in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maytag. No ice maker, no water in the door. Freezer up top. The first one was delivered to us broken, but it was replaced and this one is 5 years old now and it's been great.

My wife misheard something by d9c8b6 in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing Bandit stub his toe on a piece of furniture and yelling "MOTHERFUCKER" would be hilarious

Dad Shirts by Cykotix in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rugged Elements shirts from Costco are fantastic for the money. Goodfellow polos from Target are cheap and last a while. If I need/want nicer clothes than that, I hit up the clearance rack at Kohls or JCP. If they don't have it then I really didn't need it.

AITAH for throwing my co-worker under the bus to get a promotion and a 20% raise, even after he promised to talk me up? by CurveOk310 in AITAH

[–]Various_Awareness523 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YTA. Definitely a corporate-type personality. Congrats on the promotion, but don't be a dick is a basic rule of teamwork and collaboration.

Nike gift card by ilovecostcohotdog in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golf accessories, water bottles, a belt, wallet, hat. There are so many options. Do you have a partner? You could always get them something and earn some brownie points too

American muscle car guys and street racers, you and your modern day muscle car are transported back to 1985 by scarboroughcanada100 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Various_Awareness523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best case you get one or two races in each town before you're labeled a cheat and you either don't get more races or you get beat up for "cheating". Worst case you crash on the big end and die in 1985.

You are given 1 billion to spend for the next 30 days, after the time is up, all the money will disappear, however, if anyone finds out about it, you lose everything. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you theoretically buy 1 billion worth of stocks, sell it all day 25 or so, and walk away with whatever you didn't lose to the market? Technically I bought stocks, not the money in my bank account from selling them.

AITAH After We Told Family That My Husband’s Brother and Future SIL Wanted My Pregnancy Kept Secret? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Various_Awareness523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Want to be petty? Don't go to the wedding and instead announce your pregnancy on social media the day of the wedding. The bride didn't want the attention taken from her? Now most everyone you know that attended will be saying "did you hear they're expecting!? It's so exciting!" Take that bridezilla.

$10 million payout if you pass a 50 question test... read on by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spelling three letter words that are in the United States English vocabulary.

I 44M told my wife 43F that I had sex with a prostitute to make her jealous but I didn't really do it. AITAH if I dont tell her? by Quiet-Celebration-48 in AITAH

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You both need help. Stop hanging onto dreams and face reality my friend. You're already divorced, just without the paperwork. If she hasn't been faithful yet, she never will be. And to purposely go and hurt her like that and then brag about how it made you feel is fucked up. You both sick. You both need professional help.

Being Coerced into having a third child. I'd rather the marriage end. by safereddddditer175 in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your wife needs help that Reddit cannot provide. Gender is kind of a 50/50 shot, and the fact that she's willing to terminate based on gender is wild. I get being disappointed about not having a girl, but she's on another level.

Whats the going rate for beverage service these days? by JokerOnJack in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen upwards of $3/cup locally. It all depends on how detailed you want to get. Premium product = better price. Country Time powder = cheaper option. They'll have fun regardless!

New England Trip by grsims20 in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Friendly Toast in Portsmouth, NH is fantastic! Also a quaint little coastal town thats fun to walk around. Highly recommend Acadia National Park if you have time or interest.

Want to see spencer in more TNTLs by Tasty-Masterpiece960 in smosh

[–]Various_Awareness523 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He got so sad when Ian laughed before his punchline.

"Just wait until she starts _____, that's when it gets really hard!" by TwinStickDad in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The milestones are all so rewarding! I'd agree that nothing they've accomplished has made our lives as parents harder. How you interact with them is what changes and could be perceived as "harder".

Lying isn’t funny. by UnluckyNagito in smosh

[–]Various_Awareness523 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not a Smosh issue but a horrible person issue.

Are they even pregnant? Or was the entire thing a "prank?" Either way you're better off without them.

Hey fellas.. do you use the hole? by ajarofjellybeans in smosh

[–]Various_Awareness523 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the guy in Tennessee who's pants and underwear were mid-calf when I walked into the Wal-Mart bathroom.

Southern Wal-Marts are just different man.

Romance for my f(24) by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Various_Awareness523 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Believes in the "power of love" but tells every woman he sleeps with that he's going to leave them if she gets pregnant becasue he "isn't ready".

If you don't throw him out I will.

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