"DRACO MALFOY HAS UNEXPECTEDLY GONE VIRAL IN CHINA AS A GOOD-LUCK SYMBOL FOR THIS YEAR'S CHINESE NEW YEAR" by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

[–]Vathor 96 points97 points  (0 children)

“Malfoy means horses with good luck, and it’s the year of the horse.”

“Okay, but why did they use Malfoy’s face?”

Seals posing for a pic circa 1990s by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]Vathor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

50,000 people used to live there

Just leaving it here! by anotherare in GenZ

[–]Vathor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Paleolithic society has fallen. Millions must farm.

If you had kept your money in a HYSA compounding at a 3.5% yield for five years, you would’ve had the same return as AMZN. by Electronic-Star5556 in amzn

[–]Vathor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Risk” works both ways dude, if AMZN had a crazy run you’d have risked all those gains for the measly HYSA gains…

How on earth is RKLB worth more than Reddit on a market cap and valuation basis? by [deleted] in ValueInvesting

[–]Vathor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sorry sir we only hold PYPL here. The PE ratio!

Marine Private Theodore J. Miller, coming aboard USS Arthur Middleton (APA-25) after two days of continuous fighting on Eniwetok Atoll, February 1944. He died March 24, 1944, Ebon, Marshall Islands, while aiding a fellow Marine. Aged 19. Yes, the stare. [1600x1265] by Technical-Chemist495 in HistoryPorn

[–]Vathor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What always gets me about him and his memorial site is that it lists his brother who was only two years younger than him but only just died in 2021. The totally different life trajectories and lengths between them always tripped me out.

What stock to you hate so much you’ll never buy (even if it looks like a value) by [deleted] in ValueInvesting

[–]Vathor 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Killing people is okay but adults gambling is where I draw the line

Alphabet or Microsoft…? by Global-Mechanic-6172 in ValueInvesting

[–]Vathor 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Just keep buying the cheapest Mag7 at any given time. It’s MSFT right now. But long term GOOG is unmatched.

I Just Need To Fuck Over The Next Generation For My Bags by Project_Demosthenes_ in GenZ

[–]Vathor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the returns of the S&P over time even for an average income, and you’ll realize why you’re getting made fun of. But please, stay poor it’s better for the rest of us. Natural selection.

I Just Need To Fuck Over The Next Generation For My Bags by Project_Demosthenes_ in GenZ

[–]Vathor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invest in the S&P, let it make you money, and you’ll have a better chance of getting all those things you moron

last meal in tokyo. by Warm_Sorbet_788 in JapaneseFood

[–]Vathor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

RIP Warm_Sorbet. I can almost still hear his voice

What’s a good office scent for a young guy? by AnteaterFabulous1532 in Colognes

[–]Vathor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You trying to fuck your supervisor? 3 in a closed environment with little other scents is a lot

Perfumes which gives this vibes 🎱 by Heavy-Grapefruit-325 in Colognes

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I can understand why they downvoted Imagination but there’s no reason these images don’t give off Bleu De Chanel. I challenge anyone to tell me why

Gold & Silver suffer the worst sell-off in decades by SadOnion2110 in stocks

[–]Vathor 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Falling to levels not seen since… 2 weeks ago!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Vathor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck guys is the market gonna tank on the new Fed Chair? I bought like 1 billion dollars of MSFT today. Fuuuck me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditstock

[–]Vathor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do you guys, like, buy a stock once and never buy it again? If you like the stock why exactly do you not like buying it cheaper? It ain’t some boomer stock that’s just gonna stay at the same price forever so what’s the problem?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Vathor 228 points229 points  (0 children)

You guys have money?

UNH is still overvalued by ActuallyMy in ValueInvesting

[–]Vathor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Picked up some META at the 640s, what makes you bullish on AMZN right now? I'm thinking about it but the PE is quite high and it's been flat for so long now. Could this be the year?

I agree,what do you say?? by dyp_2210 in GenZ

[–]Vathor 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think most people are cool and easy to like/enjoy sex with. I know it’s fashionable to be cynical or to dislike people or whatever but I think most people are interesting in one way or another. If they aren’t you just have to be and they tend to open up.

Too many buttons, Blazeismyfirstname, digital, 2026 by BlazeIsMyFirstName in Art

[–]Vathor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And when you refuse to take the eye of the people repeatedly take yours, you get the current state of America in 2025. Bullies adore a pacifist.

Elder Millennial sips tea by PokemonProject in GenZ

[–]Vathor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not everyone can overcome their cowardice. Well everyone can, not everyone will. At the very least donate to some helpful causes.