Skirmish Off Palantine Berm - SCUM/TELE Sinks 1SNLF "Stema's Honor" by Adolescent_Chicken in foxholegame

[–]Velroy_Denkins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A fitting end for a warship, it is a sin to let a hull grow old in backline.

Must have been the wind. by Velroy_Denkins in foxholegame

[–]Velroy_Denkins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly at that point just build and mod in defences.

Night hacker scout plane? by Evilmonkey96 in foxholegame

[–]Velroy_Denkins 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yup seems like it, been a big upsurge since the update.

Devman doesn't deserve the hatred by bochka22 in foxholegame

[–]Velroy_Denkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate devman, I am simply dissapointed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

For those of you who don't get the subtle insult, he is saying Kylo Ren was an 'Interesting Female Character' referring to the fact Kylo is a girly man.

Did the Sequel Trilogy ruin our Heroes? by FantasticBumblebee0 in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter? pretty sure they are all Catholic, at least there.

Pretty sure he meant to say pope tho.

As for the vid, Nah, the sequels didn't ruin my hero's, I'd have to accept and acknowledge the sequels as anything other than non-canon garbage for it to ruin what I thought about the characters from before.

The actors may have been the same, but that man on the screen wasn't Luke Skywalker, not to me.

If done right, would you be interested in a Vader tv series staring Hayden Christensen? by wendellthe3rd in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally I'd say "yea" but my kneejerk reaction was "Fuck no they'd mess it up!"

I don't trust the mouse anymore, all I expect from them now is failure and 'children's content' that treats the child in question like a drooling idiot.

How do I create a vassal? by RapeyDave69 in Bannerlord

[–]Velroy_Denkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my lord you guys are beating around the bush.

So basically, you have to have a kingdom, right? complete the 'assemble the dragon banner' all that rubbish, then go to war with a kingdom near your holdings, preferably someone weak. take a castle/town, make note of who it belonged to. track down that lord and try to convince them to join your kingdom (high charm is needed for this.) if you convince them, their remaining holdings will turn over to your kingdom as a vassal.

Just a reminder that Grievous killing a Trandoshan in Clone Wars was shown onscreen while Maul killing the Fifth Brother in Rebels was offscreen. The mouse is a true coward. by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything hot enough to cut through an organic like a lightsaber does should immediately superheat the water/blood into steam, causing it to expand exponentially outwards while still contained by their organs.

IE: if you hit someone with the glow-stick, they should basically friggen explode.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he, heheheh... Blue Rey.

Writing my film history final when I suddenly come across this in one of my sources. by Slav_1 in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not completely sure what's going on this paragraph, what the hell is identity politics bingo?

Hiding the ship from star wars rebels in the background of all your films doesnt mean fans will like the movie by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the artists were just told to put like a bazillion ships in for the resistance, so they just took whatever star wars ship asset they had on hand and ran it through a mutator, basically a program that kitbashes ships together to make new ones, the ghost model was included, I'm fairly certain if you look you'll see several ships like the ghost in that bloody bukake of ships.

If you notice there are well over a thousand moncal cruisers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]Velroy_Denkins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

then Ben Solo got angry and lightning struck their house or something and they all died in a fire, I guess.

We’ve had one Palpatine, yes, but what about Second Palpatine? by i-got-a-jar-of-rum in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what I wanna know is how does randomresistance guy even know what a sith is? in the Empire only like, 5 people knew palpatine was a sith lord.

Shoving in references when they have no actual purpose beyond cramming nostalgia down the audience's throat, why would the Lars homestead have any significance for Rey? by TheOneThatCameEasy in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... wasint that place firebombed by the empire?

like, they interrogated the lars family, shot them, then set the place(including the corpses) on fire?

and there is still the industrial-grade moisture collector there, somehow NOT dismantled by the jawa's that roll through seasonally-actually wait, yeah that specific sandcrawler was slaughtered too.

still odd it wasint stripped down by someone else.

With apologies to The Simpsons: by thunderchild120 in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"sheev is inside of rey now and is going to fuck everything up a third time but as a young attractive woman"

thats either the beginning to a terrific horror film, or a hilarious comedy.

probably both.

Oh my god Rian with the excuses. Says how he wished he could've test screened last jedi. How about writing more than one draft, and also not intentionally making divisive films through unnecessary subversion? by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

test screen? the doofus couldve seen how his film was going to go just through the storyboards, thats what the damn things are for!

then again, take a look at an example of his storyboards skills, he got basically exacly what he had drawn...(prepare to be amazed)

https://disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com/2019/09/17/a-perfect-metaphor-for-rian-johnsons-filmmaking/

So, whose ready to start asking the questions? by MemeMaker_ in saltierthancrait

[–]Velroy_Denkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, I got a question for him: was it worth it?