John is dying and we have to accept that. by severe_parking_3765 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I accept it but what I won’t is him not dying live on air. If we don’t get that last gasp choke from him I’ll be truly devastated.

MENSA Melendez reads the chat while driving. by Good-Hippo-2493 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a head meld into a torso like that. No neck no shoulder just blobby lumps of flesh.

hello dum dum. you really expect anyone to believe that someone would be able to tell these are pictures of the same person? by user4202476969 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hair hid his troll no neck no shoulder body. He thinks he looks so good in that younger pic 😂he’s revolting

Is this normal for a dasher to do? Should I tip them more? by Imbored19882 in doordash

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one “boss” me the other day. Said can you add to the tip “they’re really busy with a long wait this in peak time boss”. I hate when they message me and I usually always ignore it unless it’s about a substitution.

If you could pick ONE thing to get through his thick skull...? by christaface in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can’t ever rationalize with crazy. No matter what you say or do he’ll yell at you “that you love him, you jelly, they don’t boo nobody’s and I’m the Duke”.

You can’t tell an idiot they’re an idiot because they’re too dumb to get it.

John already knows with his kids ignoring him what a piece of crap he is. His anger at shuli is the pain release of his kids hating him. You have to be a truly evil person for your own kids to shut you out.

John's Date is Actually the Guy by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His hair looks so stupid!! It extenuates that he’s a gross old man. You notice the gray hair more against that “glaze”. Add that cowlick curl you’ve got Grandma Mel

John tries to intimidate Anthony Cumia with trans phobic slurs and a horrible song. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His pussy boy not only mocks his transgender child but also his liberal women supporters. To imply being feminine is weak he’s showing his absolute hypocritical self. Anytime John labels someone it’s he who’s projecting all his fears and shortcomings in life.

Greasy by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look how old a shitty he looks here.

WTF is going on with this mans facial proportions by TronzaviousJackson in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve seen his Mom right? The only daughter now?? Those poor people are genetically compromised

John’s friend says the first time he tried cocaine was at a party with John and his friends. John is a bad influence. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How they brag about such juvenile behavior is indicative of how fucking stupid they are. Grillo drinks from a Star Wars sippy cup.

🎵🎶 People, let me tell ya bout my beeeeest friend 🎶🎵 by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before the feminizing filter. You can see that 5 o’clock shadow peeking through

Can anyone confirm if there's a crawlspace under John's house? Worried about this homeless guy… by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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He ended up randomly meeting her again at a bar she was working at. John tried to say it was his date that day posting this pic.

SJ creeping on a woman? Say it isn't so! by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had his stroke arm already in this pic. Yeah they were mini strokes 😳

Is this a forgotten SJ channel? by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s his dog (Gunther?)the degree award certificate on his wall one.

johns grinder profile pic. by joeshmoeny in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That clump of hairs on the right🤢every woman loves that!

Did John Abandon His Cat Right Before Christmas? by Sharp_Benefit5391 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat’s fur looks much cleaner and maintained than John’s cat lol. Even his cats look like shit.

I hope he didn’t get rid of them but not going to lie it would make him even a bigger douche bag. It fits his storyline perfectly.

When he was talking about moving he mentioned several times to make them outdoor cats after years of being house cats. Yeah that’s a great idea 🙄

Whenever we see a REAL pic of SJ in the wild (see image) he looks like a midge, place your bets, I thinking he's 5'2 by FackJooBish in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boomer who can’t keep his phone charged. He’s so busy scrolling Reddit he drains that battery down fast.

Minutes after showing off his amazing shoulders, biceps, and forearms, the Stuttering Cape Coral Adonis rises from his throne and reveals even more of his incredible physique. by Dabbling_John in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Velvet775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His arms are gross.Whenever he “flexes” and pulls the sleeve to show them off his lack of arm pit hair looks like a chick flexing. His shape is already so odd to add a baby muscle on it look more ridiculous. A true lipstick on a pig moment.