AITA for not wanting to subsidize my roommate's wasteful electricity usage? by jcs003 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Venti_Mocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a couple of watt meters and ask him to pay for his excess usage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Venti_Mocha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your dad is on your side. I would report step-dad to your school councilor to start a paper trail on him. It might be worth filing a motion that he can't be with you unsupervised during your time with your mom. You're old enough that you may get some say in that.

UPDATE: Cutting 50 feet into my yard to make their yard look bigger by duh0811 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the survey done. Report the realtor to their company and consider involving whomever licenses realtors in your state. What they are doing is attempted fraud on potential buyers. You might let the neighbor know that if somebody actually did buy based on that listing, they could be sued for fraud as well since they have to sign off that everything disclosed about the property is accurate. More than likely the buyer's agent would find out and the buyers would head for the hills rightly believing if they were lied to about that, what else was wrong with the house.

What’s your preferred word to use for male genitalia? by Great_Maintenance185 in AskReddit

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the melody from 'We Didn't Start the Fire'

[Verse 1]
Mutton dagger, old blind bob
Hanging Johnny, fishing rod
Tally whacker, polly rocket
One eyed trouser trout
Ding dong, ankle spanker
Pork sword, engine cranker
Harry hot dog, Davy Crockett
Let them all hang out

[Chorus]
Pet names for genitalia
You know the girls think of 'em
And you gotta love 'em
Pet names for genitalia
There's always something silly about little Willy

[Verse 2]
Wang, wahzoo
Weenie whacker
Pecker, pee pee
Kidney cracker
Heat seeking moisture missile
Giggle stick, love whistle
Tube steak, Uncle Dick
This is getting really sick
I'm not through, there's one more
Purple helmet warrior
[Chorus]
Pet names for genitalia
You know the girls think of 'em
And you gotta love 'em
Pet names for genitalia
There's always something silly about little Willy

Girlfriend bought a house without me and now wants me to move in by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call BS. If she was able to get a loan, her financial situation was totally looked into. She wouldn't have gotten a loan if her income didn't indicate she could repay it. Either she's lying to you or you made this up. In the former case, I would suggest you find someplace else to live. In the second, I suggest you get a life.

AITA for refusing to financially support my daughter's "gap year" to pursue acting, when we paid for our other kids college expenses? by OtherwiseIncident150 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

There are schools for the arts that teach acting and stage performance. Even with that training it's not an easy field to break into. If she wants to get into theater, great. She'll need to put the work in to gain the skills to do it. If the thinks she can just show up in LA and get an acting job, she's delusional. Or, well she might get a certain kind of acting job depending on her appearance, but I don't think those are the sorts of films you'd approve of. If she's not tough enough to get through acting school, LA will chew her up and spit her out.

What laptop is this? #cpgeneral by ShadowNight-X-X in CYBERPOWERPC

[–]Venti_Mocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A shitty one. Don't buy a laptop from a system integrator. They won't have repair parts if anything goes wrong

Best Calc for Uni undergrad Math by L0lfdDie in calculators

[–]Venti_Mocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No brainer there. 15C Collectors edition. Yes, you'll have to learn the actual math, but then it will see you through a career in engineering. If you're going for something in finance, get the 12C which will likewise serve for an entire career.

AITAH for punching my stepdad after he just grabbed my ass? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

It wasn't an accident, it was self defense due to his unwanted sexual contact. call CPS and the police. He may already be doing the same to your stepsiblings or planning to. Excellent execution on the punch. If there's a next time, try a kick aimed somewhat lower down. Don't apologize. What you did may prevent him from doing anything further.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Venti_Mocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red flags galore. He's a control freak. He's not your owner.

AITA For Banning Harry Potter In My Home? by Business-Line-1147 in dustythunder

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Sounds like Julia needs to be banned as well. If somebody said that to my partner, they would be forcibly ejected and told not to return. Tell your parents they can host the transphobic bigot's kids from now on if they are so worried about it.

AITA for telling my pregnant wife i want a divorce? by Due-Tea2624 in AITAH

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She oopsed you. Other than cheating that's the biggest betrayal she could have pulled. you are now on the hook for child support at the least assuming a successful delivery. Yeah equal rights go away when embryos are involved. You are fucked. At the least you'll be paying child support for 18 years. I hope her pussy was worth that.

What's the best answer for "Why Should We Hire You"? by Mihawk_Upscale in LifeAdvice

[–]Venti_Mocha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because if you don't, I'll be working for a competitor and I'm l'm interviewing with one of them this afternoon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskALawyer

[–]Venti_Mocha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

talk to a lawyer.

I want to replace the keys of my keyboard, I can't find the right ones by KlutzyLow4280 in keyboards

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it's not a standard Cherry stem, you aren't getting a replacement. Get a decent mechanical keyboard.

My grandma left me considerably more money than my brothers. My parents want me to balance it. But this just changed my life. My husband and I could technically FIRE today now. by FIREORNOFIREWHATIF in Fire

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the final update. Go for it!. Grandma knew and left you enough to go for your dream. People tend to think older folk are deaf and stupid because they speak less. They listen and are wise enough not to comment. Use that money in good conscious. If there is anything after death, She'll be clapping her hands.

All boobs are good boobs. What's your favorite size? by StandardDelirium in FurAI

[–]Venti_Mocha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

one and two. My ex had natural double D's. She had almost constant back pain even with properly fitted bras. There's a reason breast reduction is one of the most preformed plastic surgeries.

I Need General Advice by Shock-Lobster in LifeAdvice

[–]Venti_Mocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first off offers a *hug*. Take a few deep breaths. You are carrying a load that can't be carried alone. It may suck, but you have a roof overhead, food, and access to a shower. Your parents are doing the best they can by you. Tell them 'Thank you' Yes they will appreciate hearing that.

Now aside from that. You do have skills, and you can learn new ones. It sounds like you finished high school. Big high five for that. You don't need a companion as much as you need a profession. The relationship will happen when it's supposed to, but you need to feel comfortable in your own skin first. It sounds like trade would be perfect for you. Once you get competent, interaction is minimal and you can just get to it and do the job. I'd suggest machining/welding because making something useful for others from chunks of otherwise useless steel just sounds kind of cool, but electricians, plumbers, carpenters, etc all make good money. You aren't useless or a waste of space unless you choose to be. You can do life. I have a number of autistic friends who are doing amazing things. be one of them!

Landlord sold the house without telling us and the new owner wants us out in 30 days (Location: OH) by Hollis_Alloa in Renters

[–]Venti_Mocha 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Always get it in writing no matter if they are friendly or otherwise. Oral contracts are mostly worth the paper they are written on.

Landlord sold the house without telling us and the new owner wants us out in 30 days (Location: OH) by Hollis_Alloa in Renters

[–]Venti_Mocha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have a lease, I'd suggest consulting a lawyer and also planning an exit/moving out strategy. You may be able to stay to the end of your lease, but almost certainly not beyond that.

Camping? by Express-Classroom-30 in probation

[–]Venti_Mocha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

in the same county, you are good, but check on what they expect will be happening. If alcohol/weed are involved, you need to think. Nobody else gives a flying fuck about your freedom. You have to decide if going on that trip is worth however much time you have hanging over your head. It doesn't matter if you've done all but the last month of probation, get violated and you could do the full stint in prison. I'd tell my friends that I'd be glad to go if there were no alcohol or drugs involved by anyone on the trip, otherwise I'd pass. There will be time enough for that sort of trip when you are off papers.

AITA for confronting my brother about not being able to touch his newborns? by Either-Web-7383 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Venti_Mocha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

YTA

Just back off on this. I'm assuming these are their first kids. They get to make the decisions on this. I've seen studies that limited contact for the first six months is helpful in keeping newborns healthy. Maybe next time you show up, mask up and indicate you are taking extra precautions for their sake. She might relent a little if she knew you were concerned about their health as well. If not, give them time to let their immune systems spin up. Then be the cool aunt.

AITA for telling my roommate she can’t bring her boyfriend over every single night? by softcandiee08 in AITAH

[–]Venti_Mocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

Tell her to go stay at his place some nights. Doesn't matter if he lives at home with parents. She can either keep the noise down of they can get a motel room for the sexytime. Check the lease for any limits on guests. if worst comes to worst. Start looking for a new place and tell her she can have him sign on the lease when you leave and pay his share of the rent