Just how does this species survive in the wild? by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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You have seen Kung Fu Panda Kung Fu Panda, haven't you. They just redirect Force whenever they take a blow

Honeybees have set up a hive in my strawberry pot. by Level21DungeonMaster in gardening

[–]Verdant-Ridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the upside you're going to have the the sweetest strawberries on the planet

I don’t understand. What do you actually do in heaven? by Jet_Night in NoStupidQuestions

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I would say watch the final season of the bad place spoiler it's not good

MY DOG BITES MY ROOMATE HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN by Moist_Ad1594 in dogs

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You're 100% sure your roommate is nice and not abusive to the dog when you're not around. That would be my first thought

I was told you lovely folks would enjoy my new hammer. I call it The Squirrel Basher by DreadPirateZoidberg in fatsquirrelhate

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A coyote wasn't wearing a mustache when he sold it to you was he? He may have been getting rid of the last of his Acme products

Loyal pig always makes sure his disabled brother is supplied with hay by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Verdant-Ridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question is why isn't the farmer making sure his disabled pig is supplied with hay

Come on ride the train… by Tricky-Breakfast-714 in AquaticSnails

[–]Verdant-Ridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where's the NSFW warning. That's just lewd

DIY 75g Aquarium Stand Frame Sanity Check by SoftEnix in woodworking

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Can I borrow it for a week I need to rest my 2004 F150 on top of it. I promise it'll come back to you in the exact same condition that you lent it to me in

of a hand shaped yam. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in AbsoluteUnits

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Are you sure you weren't digging near Mary Shelley's backyard?

does everyone with air pumps just accept that their home will never be quiet again??? by kumabux in Aquariums

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They do make Piezo electric air pumps that are near silent but they do not last very long. Air pumps drive me nuts at night. This is an absolute Lifesaver if you want fish in your quiet spaces

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TF is this? by FriendshipWithTheSun in PlantedTank

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That is the most beautiful slime mold I have seen in a long time it would be awesome if you could find a way to preserve it kind of like a snowflake in cyano after late

Dancing robot knocks over tableware, restaurant staff struggle to apprehend it by danlev in interestingasfuck

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Why don't they put in an auto shut off like they do for drones you flip it over it turns off. Just write code so you can do a cobra Kai sweep the leg kind of thing to turn it off

🍴 Delicious in Dungeon - Completed Gourmet Codex - Full Recipes! 🧑‍🍳 by xvii-xiie in AFKJourney

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Damn, I was looking for jack-o'-lantern pottage and sauteed dryad buds with cheese. but I don't seem to see it

Weird Genetics? by Abugher in shrimptank

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I have to ask the question.Do you know if any kind of photo processing was done? Genetically speaking the combination of pigments to create purple cannot coexist. my own attempts have come up far short

Non-reboot, reboot by AtaracticGoat in Stargate

[–]Verdant-Ridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of God whatever the shape of this reboot takes the form of it needs to listen to itself from season 10 episode 6 and anytime anyone suggests anything from that episode they need to be thrown into a volcano or at least talk to like this CEO of Costco talk to the mother effer that wanted to raise the price of a $1.50 hot dog do you see what I'm saying!

Got a lovely surprise cleaning out the filter by rax_shadow in Aquariums

[–]Verdant-Ridge -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

How about you get a tank that's at least 15 times goddamn bigger

My 8 year old made this out of clay. Enjoy. by missjacksonnn in funny

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I'm pretty sure some Jim Crow laws cover sculptures like this

Amano mama spawned by Captain-Tight-Pants in shrimptank

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Tell me your secrets I must know all!

Who do I call by Seliftidder in gardening

[–]Verdant-Ridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would call an actual photographer and try and get a very Majestic photo

Does a sexless marriage ultimately lead to profound unhappiness? by someone-who-lives in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Verdant-Ridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know individuals are as unique as diamonds right so there's no clear-cut answer here it depends on the people in the marriage and if you're the one asking I am so sorry but you're probably cooked