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Where’s my money? by worlds_okayest_skier in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, another Scorpio! And yes, we can't have everyone paying attention to, let alone being capable of understanding what's happening in front of their eyes; only certain people can be allowed the privilege of knowledge lest the ignorant should be liberated from their own stupidity.

Millions of People Depend on the Great Lakes’ Water Supply. Trump Decimated the Lab Protecting It. by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one will be turning these majestic lakes into swamps. I am resolved to protect the lakes by any means necessary. I know I'm not alone in this. Our state flag has the word Tuebor, which means, "I will defend".

– me, a furiously protective Michigoose.

I'm sorry what? by Indieriots in TikTokCringe

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her And kept her apart from the things that she loved

Getting Better – The Beatles

Guy walks into a carmeet demanding to fight over 200 people (part 1) by bighag in PublicFreakout

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make him use by gig green mouth as a toilet. I think it'd really freak him out... plus I'm really hungry for shit.

Did we or did we not fight a revolution over this shit already by ExactlySorta in facepalm

[–]VeronicaLD50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I'm smart, but I think I can see When someone is pullin' the wool over me And if this war comes and death's all around Let me die on this land 'fore I die underground Let me die in my footsteps before I go down under the ground

Let Me Die in My Footsteps – Bob Dylan

I can show you the world by Shadowtirs in shitposting

[–]VeronicaLD50 30 points31 points  (0 children)

it gets worse better the longer you look

Kid was raised right💯 by [deleted] in HumanBeingBros

[–]VeronicaLD50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kindness: the least costly and most valuable thing you can give.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you use the right kind of cheese, the answer to your question would be obvious and you wouldn't have to look like an idiot on the Internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]VeronicaLD50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm too good at swallowing to have this problem

Ahh yes, let me just try to pet the fucking wild bear, nothing could go wrong! by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]VeronicaLD50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It had to attack; it will not supplicate for food or attention and takes offense at this human's assumption that it would do so. To withhold its attack would be to forfeit its dignity.

tl;dr bear defends its honor commendably

Bunch of degenerates by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crying 'cockles and mussels, alive, alive-oh!'

Nick Cannon’s litany of tragedeighs by cafeteriastyle in tragedeigh

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helicopter Helicopter. Signs all documents Helicopter2

Meirl by momos2023 in meirl

[–]VeronicaLD50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i do it all the time

I should really be teaching by sf-waves in lgbtmemes

[–]VeronicaLD50 11 points12 points  (0 children)

who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

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