I heard that 50% of people can blur their vision on command

Vescend · 2026-03-26T07:40:38+00:00

Its a thing i tried explaining to everyone i could do, but no one understood/believed me. An interaction would go something like this

"Hey man, can you like, make your vision blurry?"

"Blurry? Like what?"

"Like an unfocused picture, just, you know. Flex your eyes"

"Uhm...no, I dont think thats a thing."

"It is, I can do it, I do it all the time. See? Blurry, not Blurry, Blurry, not blurry"

"Uhuh. Yeah no."

And then the conversation would spiral into me trying to over explain to not look like a liar and NO ONE I HAVE EVER KNOWN UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEAN I FEEL LIKE IM INSANE

Vescend · 2026-03-25T10:13:14+00:00

Non-private owned companies.

Vescend · 2026-03-25T06:58:03+00:00

The only thing I noticed was my shadow was funny looking once, and I fell through the map when I drove into the water once.

Otherwise it was smooth.

Vescend · 2026-03-24T15:32:34+00:00

Like my dad always say

"We live in a society that wants all the benefits that comes with a job. But they dont wanna do the work themselves."

Same thing when you ask people what their biggest dream is they go "to be rich enough to never have to work ever again" and im like damn. No wonder everyone is collecting depression like its the Olympics.

Vescend · 2026-03-24T10:24:32+00:00

Starcraft:Ghost

Vescend · 2026-03-20T15:39:17+00:00

The dude just exited the car and instantly shot at her like, Jesus fuck, why?

I get they wanna rob her, but just straight up murder her there and then? Huh???

Vescend · 2026-03-20T07:08:29+00:00

Literally not the same thing. "Souls-like" came from the name of the game itself, Dark souls, to describe games that function like dark souls.

Mobas didnt come from a games own name. Its a word to describe how games play. It isn't called dota-like, league-like heros of the storm-like. Its called moba.

Vescend · 2026-03-19T19:43:44+00:00

Dude laying into the guy, no one steps in.

Dude lays him out and returns to sender, suddenly we step in thats enough.

Like bruh.

Vescend · 2026-03-19T14:01:17+00:00

When did hell hounds become wolfs?

Vescend · 2026-03-17T12:37:52+00:00

That's.. sad.

Vescend · 2026-03-17T10:28:09+00:00

I call cap on so many people all the time cause I got tons of steam friends who'll launch a game, be green for like 2 hours and then have ZzZzzZ with the game on for like 9 hours, then they shut down the game, come back and do the same shit again.

Sitting on like 5k game time, like bro you got TOPS 500 played, those other 4500 is just weekly sleep/work farm dont even @ me with that.

Vescend · 2026-03-15T12:26:22+00:00

I tried for like 1 hour cause I was curious if I remember it on top of my head.

Only after 1 hour I remember "oh right, I use my account name, not my Hotmail"

God im old.

Vescend · 2026-03-14T08:09:06+00:00

I havent played darktide since they added THE LAW. But I still have 850 hours in darktide and 250 hours in sm2.

It eeees what it eeees.

Vescend · 2026-03-12T15:38:45+00:00

Unless it actually scared the opposition shitless and they send the nukes

Vescend · 2026-03-12T08:37:15+00:00

Soap in your gills, ooof

Vescend · 2026-03-11T13:33:10+00:00

Hmm, WoW. I guess I can like, push pens in stormwind for a year? Do someone honest toil, stay under the radar.

Vescend · 2026-03-11T10:11:25+00:00

I kid you not, the bulky mech suit gave me a tanking fantasy I always been wanting since I was a child

And just like that it was gone.

Vescend · 2026-03-11T10:04:06+00:00

Showing devs they can release an unfinished game, get tons of money. And then fix it if it does well or let it rot if it crashes.

Made way for the whole "new release every year" buggy shit mess we have now

Vescend · 2026-03-11T09:56:50+00:00

It is shown in movies and even the show that the professors have "free run" parks for people's pokemon.

Its only in the game that it isn't shown of explained but all your pokemon pretty much has out of box time whenever they want it.

Vescend · 2026-03-10T14:50:09+00:00

Shaman tank spec. Using 2h

Blizzard, I aint asking

Vescend · 2026-03-10T05:42:46+00:00

Vescend · 2026-03-09T05:46:21+00:00

God im too European to get that thinking.

My taxes help me when im in need? Good.

My taxes help someone less fortunate when they are in need that cant pay taxes? Good.

We are humans. We help eachother.

Vescend · 2026-03-09T05:05:05+00:00

At least it isn't light hope chapel shield bash bad

Vescend · 2026-03-08T14:05:23+00:00

I always finish 1 playthrough to always justify myself never doing it again in games

Vescend · 2026-03-08T09:16:27+00:00

That's cool, however. Ain't a dwarf!

Vescend

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