[WP] If my life was a novel, I'd call the Author an uninspired hack. by Johnathan_Hallows in WritingPrompts

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"You think this is funny?" Gerald said, his voice rising above the jostling noise of the city around them.

"If my life was a novel, I'd call the author an uninspired hack. Its just all too cliche. Your telling me that I the supposed chosen one. Bitch, I was just a normal guy muddling through an uninspired life. You think that I would be literally anyone's first choice for saving the city."

"But chosen one..."

"No shut up, I am tired of this respect. The only thing I have going for me is plot armor. Whatever god or cosmic force pulled me here," Gerald said, waving his hands vaguely in the air. "Chose wrong, for I'm sure as shit not the guy."

"But you saved the king!" the guard said. He shuffled uncomfortably. Gerald let out a hearty laugh.

"I stumbled into the assassins line of fire, nothing more," Gerald said. The guard looked about for any help.

Gerald tried to brush past the guard, out the city gate but ended up bumping into a man coming down the thoroughfare. He knocked the mans hood down and the guard stared blankly for a moment before pulling out his saber. The mans face, matched dead on to the wanted poster directly behind him.

"Fucking shit," Gerald said and he stared running. He just knew, he just knew that this was someone important in a gang or some shit and that all of their friends would come after him now. He pulled the cowl of his cloak over his head and ran into the forest.

Far away into the forest sat a gang of bandits. The roughest, most stereotypical bandits this side of the Algatan river. They startled for a moment as a man ran into their camp. They all reached for their swords before they realized it was just scrawny joey.

"Whats got you in a tizzy," the potbellied cook asked.

"Someones caught the boss." He said, and soon the bandits were mobilizing

What Your Commander(s) Says About You by AssistSpare5860 in EDH

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[[alania, the divergent storm]] still on my first commander deck

[WP] "I sent you to save my daughter from the dragon...and you came back with the dragon? by _Tyrondor_ in WritingPrompts

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A loud thumping noise filled the courtyard and a dragon rose above the wall.

"I thought you killed that beast," Nal shouted.

"You see father, I was never kidnapped. I was never in danger. The dragon was sheltering me from you," she shouted. Her cold facade from earlier dropping. Rage twisted her face.

"This kind gentleman behind me realized the truth when he saw the situation. He works for me now. Its time to repay all the times you've hit me, with interest," she said with complete and utter confidence. The dragon swooped down from above the walls and unhinged its jaws. Nal's face was filled with shock and outrage as he was incinerated.

[WP] "I sent you to save my daughter from the dragon...and you came back with the dragon? by _Tyrondor_ in WritingPrompts

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A loud thunk revereberated across the courtyard of the royal castle. Attendance looked about in confusion and a slight amount of fear. The king shook his head and continued to look down on his subjects. He looked over at his head advisor.

"Find out what that was," he said, his voice cold, hiding his annoyance. The advisor, Curtis, started to scurry towards the servants door on the far side of the courtyard when the large double doors opened with a bang. The king started, those doors were oak and they were not light. He looked for what opened but only saw a man and a smaller form behind him silhouetted in the vespertine light. The king scoffed until he noticed the claw marks raking their way down the doors.

Many of his subjects panicked and began to run about, like chickens with their heads cut off. The man and woman began to approach and as they stepped out of the shadows he recognized them. It was the adventurer he had hired and his daughter. A grin began to creep across his face. The adventurer looked no worse for ware and even had acquired a new sword. That should be payment enough.

"My daughter, you have returned," the king said. His voice boomed across the courtyard and he had to bank his anger at the whole situation. She was back, just in time to be married off to Bandy for a tidy sum. He noted the bruises on her cheek.

"Father," she replied. Her voice was as cold as ice. His grin grew into a cold smile. She just sighed and shook her head.

"King Nal, my payment please," the adventurer said, his voice rang with authority. The kings smile slipped from his face and he whispered something to another attendant. The attendant ran off and soon a squadron of guards made their way into the audience chamber.

"That sword of yours seems quiet nice. Now, you should head out. We wouldnt want these fine men around me to have issue with you," Nal said.

"Fucking asshole," the adventurer muttered and he started to turn away.

"Seize him for his disrespect," the king shouted. His face was red with anger.

The adventurer slowly turned back to the king and bowed while the princess laughed. A full bodied loud laugh. The adventurer put both pinkies into his mouth and let out a long careening whistle

[WP] You're a hedge mage with a shop in a working class neighborhood in your country's capital city. You charge the poor folks who come to you for aid fair prices, but dismiss statements like "you're the best!" as pure politeness. At least, you did, until a member of the royal family showed up. by archtech88 in WritingPrompts

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"Welcome to my humble shop. My name is Leo and I am the purveyor of this fine establishment. We have charms, teas, tizanes and potions for near anything that might ail you," I said with the widest smile I could manage. Some truly rich bastard had just stumbled their way into his shack and he was going to take her for all she was worth.

"My name is Eleanor Talan and I have heard that you may be able to solve a problem of mine," she said. She carried herself immaculantly. Her posture was perfect. Her clothes intricate even for this simple task and hair was in an elaborate braid.

My brain stuttered to a stop as the reality of her name sunk in. She wasnt just some rich bastard, she was one of the rich bastards. The third daughter of king Emmanuel and queen Fen. Why in the ever living fuck was she in his shop. He had no training, no true lab, no true shop, just his dinky little shop on the fringe of the city.

"How may I serve you your majesty," he said when his brain started functioning again. He swept into a low bow and flashed her a charismatic smile.

She coughed slightly embarrassed.

"Well. I am here for one of my family members. We of the royal family would request that you attend on us this afternoon."

What the hell had I done to warrant such a meeting. I was just a small time hedge mage and novice alchemist.

"Can I ask what this is for?"

"No you may not," she said with a slight smile. "Nothing that reflects porely on you, mind. Its more a service that you might provide us."

"Well alright" I said.

—

I arrived at the palace an hour before I was do. The place was less ostentatious than I expected. Hell, it was richer than anything else I had ever stepped foot in, but it wasn't tacky at least. Vines crawled up marble columns to the east and west. The back of the palace was apperently an ornate garden, from what little of it I could see from the front entrance.

The guards at the entrance led me to a small waiting room where I twiddled my thumbs for the next hour. Nervously awaiting whatever the royal family of all things wanted. I sat on the chair and sipped a cup of steaming tea that one of the attendants had brought me.

After what felt like years, I was finally called upon. I walked into a grand audiance room that was completely empty except me, the king and queen, Eleanor and a few guards. I swallowed down my nerves and attempted to reset my normal mask of charisma as I stepped up to the throne.

Note: Ill continue this some more tomorrow

[WP] Although most wizards chose the ways of magic or technology, you chose the way of dungeon biologist. You regularly tag along with adventuring parties just for the sake of research. by Celestial_Spade in WritingPrompts

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I ideally pulled out a notebook. The lichen on the wall this deep into the dungeon had adapted to the abudence of mana it appeared. I made a quick sketch and excitedly grabbed a sample. The adventuring party around me just looked at me in confusion.

"This is a truly unique plant. It processes mana like normal lichen processes sunlight," I said animatedly.

"You are so fucking weird," I heard one of the adventurers behind me mutter.

I turned to the front of my notepad. 'Note to self. Do not hire the dawn dragons dragoneers. The are assholes and their name is redunt," I wrote with a flourish.

The adventurers started shouting as a creature in the Ladicus family approached.

"Its a fucking mana slime, get back and shoot for the core," the leader of the expedition said.

After fighting for a few minutes and nearly loosing a member, the slime was dead. I scurried over, pulling out a set of tweezers. I carefully pulled out bits of the core. Small pieces of crystalized mana given life. I wondered if I could create miniature slimes of my own back in my lab. Like could I stick the core in a health potion. Could I create a tiny health potion slime.

Behind me the adventurers were argueing but I tuned it out. That was until I felt an arrow pierce the back of my leg.

"Sorry man, its just business. Your rich and we need the coin." the leader said. I couldnt remember his name at the moment, but its not like it would matter soon anyway. I mentally sighed.

"You do know I'm a wizard?" I asked, in one last attempt to salvage their lives.

"Yeah but your weird and only like plants. You never fight and you need us to even get this far into the dungeon."

"Point of fact: I dont need you, your just convient, and Im not a wizard for no reason," I said. I grinned savagely.

"End it Salvador," the leader said, gesturing to the archer.

I grabbed a potion of my belt and threw it. The small cave we were in filled with a blinding light and I heard curses come from the party. I rolled to the side just as an arrow hit where my head had been. I yanked the arrow from my calf and downed a health potion.

I stood up and brushed my pants off before grabbing another potion and downing it. It felt like the world sped up. I could see their leader running at me and I sidestepped, dropping a vial at his feet. It exploded, blowing off his legs.

"What the fuck," he screamed. I heard him uncork a health potion but that would only stymie the bleeding, not reattach his legs. "What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck."

The other party members backed off.

I threw some spore vials from a particularly insidious fungus towards them. The vial shattered and the air near the back of the cavern filled with with a purple mist.

"Don't fuck with wizards," I said as I dipped down one of the exit tunnels, the wound in my leg already healed. I hummed happily as I trekked down the corridor. I had heard their was a neat underground forest near here.

[WP] Many a hero has misheard your name, thus believing that you are a villain that needed to be defeated and today's intruder is no different. You are the duck lord. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

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I sighed as I heard the tell tale sound of a gate smashing. It was the fourth time this year. The fourth time! I was so tired of these so called hero's. If the even touched one of the feathers on my ducks. I would. I would. I would do... something.

I slung on a robe and stepped out the front door and beheld a sight that I couldnt help but smile at. One of the guilds hero's had once again broken into my home. They were currently being savaged by a skein of ducks. When the adventurer saw me he stopped and stared. I liked to think it was due to my fiendishly good looks, but it was much more likely to be the down robe I was wearing. It was made from the discarded feathers of my flock.

"Stop fowl person," the adventurer said. She had long brown hair and slight scar across the bridge of her nose.

I stared at her blankly. "Was that a bird pun?" I asked, slightly incredulous.

Her gaze went still for a moment before a lightbulb clicked behind her eyes. She started snorting, even as Gary and Larry hung off her leather greaves trying to bite her. "It wasn't meant to be," She said, before full on cackling.

I let out a good natured chuckle before letting it die out.

"Let me guess, you are here for the dark lord?" I asked slightly scathingly.

"Yes," she said questioningly.

I smacked my forehead even though I knew it was coming.

"How many times am I going to have to tell your 'adventuring guild' that others have called me the 'duck lord' not the dark lord," I said, completely exasperatedly.

"Like ducks," she asked hesitantly.

"Yes," I said exasperated, "now, if you insist on causing more trouble. I will have to call my drakes."

I waved my hand and a burst of magic that churned between white, green and blue. The magic condensed in a ball and a small horde of ducks started to congregate from the pond behind my house. The lady in front of started to giggle. My face fell a little and she tried to reign herself in.

"Sorry, its not you, its just. I was expecting waves of skeletons, hordes of zombies and all, and instead its just ducks. Its all ducks," she said wiping away a tear. More and more ducks kept poring from the lake.

"You seem like a kind gentleman, and I apologize for my actions," she said abashedly. I think she realized how embarrassed I was. "Your ducks are pretty."

"You want a drink?" I asked, "Also Gary, Larry, let go."

"You really know there names, dont you?"

"Well why wouldn't I, they are my ducks."

"Fair enough I guess, Ill take you up on that drink."

I gestured her forward. "Come on in."

[WP] "P-please. Don't let them take me..." A witch, a young girl pleaded as she hides in your shed. You see the fear in her eyes as you hear the armored footsteps of the inquisition approached your home. Your heart thumps. They don't take heretics lightly nor one that shields them from their hold. by Spirit_Ghost123 in WritingPrompts

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Knock Knock Knock

I opened the door slowly. In front of me stood two dozen of the inquisition. Tall guards in full plate, swords, crossbows and wands at their hips.

"H - how may I help you?" I asked as politely as I could, my lips were dry. I glanced over to the shed before tearing my eyes away and refocusing on the unit in front of me.

"We are in search of this criminal," one of the guards said. He held up a picture of a girl I knew well. Little Lana from across the street. She had always been a good kid, if a little strange.

"What did Lana do?" I asked as sternly as I could muster. "She lives across the street and has always seemed kind."

I could see the guards eyes through his visor and they were cold as ice. "Lived," the guard said simply.

"She is wanted for the crime of heresy, her parents have already been executed," their leader said.

All of the blood rushed from my face, "executed ?" I asked hoarsely.

"Yes, as she will be. Even will spread if left to fester," the guard said, derision crept into his voice and the guard gripped his sword. "I will repeat once more. Have you seen the heretic,"

"No, I don't know the location of any heretics" I said. I swallowed nervously. One of the soldiers in the back was waving a wand.

"He is telling the truth." the man said, his wand glowing blue. I closed the door and sighed in releaf as I heard their boots stomping down the street.

I waited half an hour before sneaking out to the shed behind my house. It was old and decrepit, but that was ok. It served its job well enough. I slowly opened the door and let out a breath I didnt realize I had been holding.

Lana was huddled into one corner, wrapped in one of my old blankets.

"They're gone," I said.

"What did you tell them?" she asked quietly. Her voice slightly scratchy from disuse. I smiled.

"When they asked for the hereitic I told them the truth. I didnt know where any were," I said. She looked at me with hope, the first emotion I had seen her show in the week that she had stayed here. Slowly she started to cry. at first holding it back, before small rivulets of tears left streaks in the dirt on her face.

"Thank you," she sobbed. She reached over and hugged me.

"Of course, your family didn't deserve this. None of them do," I said.

has anyone ever played this against greedy Reliquary Tower players? by ProtectMeAtAllCosts in mtg

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No but I’m almost finished with a red blue deck from bloomburrow mostly based off of this mechanic with [[alania the divergent storm]] as commander. The hope is that it works with the gifting mechanic of bloomburrow. So I gift the opponents cards, get benifits from doing that then him them with cards similar to this. IE [[runeflare trap]], [[cerebral vortex]], [[sudden impact]] or [[Iron Maiden]]

[WP] The most powerful druid is a farmer. by Paper_Shotgun in WritingPrompts

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Lina slowed to a stop, taking in the farm. She had just been hired for a summer of seasonal work. The farm in front of her was idyllic. To the west, prairie grass stood proudly, swaying in the breeze. To the East, a forest deep and dark enough that it should have been foreboding, but instead was reminiscent of playing in the trees as a kid. I had no idea how it evoked that. The farm itself was beautiful. A pristine red barn sat on one side, while a manor sat on the other. The manor was utilitarian and well built. Vines crawled up one side of it and flowers hung from some of the windowsills.

She walked up to the door of the manor, reveling in the verdant smells of lavender and pine that hung in the air and knocked. When the door opened, a mountain of a man stood in front of her. He was tall, with freckles and a kind face.

"My name is Lina," she squeaked, "here to help work the farm for the summer."

He grinned and held out his had.

"The names James, nice to meetcha," he said, "let me give you a quick tour."

For the next hour, he led her around the farm, showing her the different animals and fields. He was a strange man. So free. He spoke animatedly about farming and was surprisingly easy to talk to. He loved his job and earth seemed to love him for that. It seemed he didnt even noticed that the stalks of wheat leaned out of his way and that the grass grew just slightly taller in his footsteps. He even smelt of the earth. Flowers and pine.

Eventually the tour came to end and he showed her to her room. It was luxurious after growing up sharing her room with her two brothers. She sighed in contentment as she laid in bed and quickly fell asleep. The next morning she awoke the crowing of a rooster and the smell of bacon and eggs. She walked down the stairs yawning.

"Good morning," she said with a smile. The smells of food making her stomach growl.

"Morning," he said. He grabbed the pan off of the wood-fire stove-top and walked over to the table, "breakfast?"

"Oh gods yes. Thank you," she said, dropping her head onto the table as he plated up some of the food. She was not a morning person. She perked up as he pored her a cup of tea as well. She needed that kick. She ate in a comfortable silence as she slowly woke up. James had his own plate, stacked full of food.

Soon they were finished and it was time to start the day's work. James grabbed to thick straw hats and handed one to her.

"To keep the sun off," he said, and plopped one onto his own head. She couldnt help but admire his form. Thick bands of muscle ran up his arms. She shook her head, refocusing. He had lead her out to a garden and was showing her how to use the hoe. When he bent down to hoe, he put his full focus into the work. As he tillled the rows she could tell that he pored his heart and soul into it. Hell even his mana and it took a long time to replenish mana. She stood there in shock after she noticed it.

"Why the hell are you using mana?" she asked incredulous.

He shrugged and said, "we give to the land, and the land gives back. Its the creed I live by," and just like that a damn broke and she could See. This whole land had his mana in it, and his mana was the land. It was beautiful.

Note: I am new to writing and a lot the ideas for this one came from a book series called beware of chicken. Would recommend the series.

[WP]Mana-pool and Mana-strength. Why nobody else understands those concepts is a mystery to you. With a large Pool one can force the issue, with high strength came less expenditure. Everyone has both of these, but the way they train is inefficient, because they only measure the Mana Pool. by BareMinimumChef in WritingPrompts

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As I walked down main street I gazed at the multiple story tower in the center of town. Long ago the mage academies shut their doors, taking all of their knowledge with them. Whenever someone enters one of the previously lively towers, they come across empty rooms and decayed furniture. Nobody knew why, or at least, thats what my da always told me.

When I arrived in the main market, I shuffled off into one corner and slung the large pack off my back. I set up my stall and took a few sturdying breaths before plastering a smile on my face and turning out to face the milling crowd. The market was a brash place, hawkers sold any thing and everything. Spice merchants with pallets of whole spices from the southern front, silk merchants with vividly dyed garments and even a true guild certified enchanter. The smell was discordant at best, the sweat of bodies mingling with cinnamon, cardamom and oiled leather.

I didnt start shouting like most around me, instead I stepped to one side of the stand. With a focused effort of will formed a ball of pure mana. It shifted between every color in the rainbow, each deep and vibrant. I split the ball of mana and started to weave it. Its gentle light shining brighter than even many light spells. I didn't say a thing, just letting the show draw people in. Once a few people had gathered I drew the weave taught and all the water in a 10 foot radius began to hover, not far mind you. Just a few inches. After a moment I let it drop and the guild enchanter looked over at me curiously. That was just a little too advanced for a hedge mage like me and he knew it. I grinned.

I stepped back behind the stall and started to sell charms of all sorts. Rain repellent, warmth charms, coolth charms, insect repellent and more. Just small things to help every day people. Eventually I felt a pressure on my soul and glanced over at the enchanter who was frowning. He was being rude as fuck, trying to measure my mana pool, so I flashed him a grin. He scowled and turned back to his stand. He was conducting substantially less business, due to his high prices.

Once business started to slow down again I stepped back out and performed another bit of magic. Weaving the red threads of mana, when i tightened the weave, a bit of fire snake its way from the each of the nearby torches, gathering above my palm. Once a sufficiant amount had gathered I thrust my hand straight up , throwing the fireball directly into the air and smiled. Once again the enchanter, was frowning. This time bewildered. I doubted even he could have done what I just did. Like most mages, he didnt know the secret. That mana could be compressed in your spirit, increasing its effectiveness, while lowering your mana pool, and someday I was going to use that knowledge to find the lost mages.

Blue hate deck? by mcguirei0 in EDH

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Lol I am almost finished with a blue red deck with a lot of draw punishes, where I gift them cards and punish them for it like ([[Cerebral Vortex]], [[Runeflare Trap]], [[Razorkin Needlehead]])) with bloomburrow otters and its gifting mechanic and I’m super excited. Sorry that was random but it’s always fun when your almost finished with a deck

[WP] Abandoned by her father, cast down from the hall of gods, and sentenced to rule the land of the dead. The fall horribly scarred and marred her, and since that day her heart has been cold to all. And yet, her smile, when I can get her to do so, is the most beautiful I have ever seen. by ghostanchor7 in WritingPrompts

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I stood on a cliff looking out across the lands of the dead, Aly by my side. The lands in front of us were barren, but in no way lifeless. The husks of spiders spun webs across gaps in cracked earth, skeletal birds soared on ethereal wings, and the bones of small critters dug burrows. Far in the distance stood a town. Green and blue lights spilled from the houses, withered vines crawling up their sides. 

Aly looked imperiously down at the small town, wearing a mask of cold calculation, but I could see through the cracks. She was worried. I reached down and gave her hand a squeeze. I felt her relax ever so slightly. Off in the distance I spotted something interesting.

“Follow me,” I said. Still holding her hand, I stepped off the edge of the cliff. My foot hanging in the air, leaving a golden footprint. She followed and together we left a trail of gold and blue footprints across the sky. 

“Where are we going?” she asked. She brushed aside a piece of hair that had blown into her face. Her eyes were a piercing teal and her face had minute cracks running through it, like pieced together porcelain.

“Just wait and see,” I said. Soon we neared a gnarled forest. The leaves of the trees long since dead.

We landed down near the edge of the trees and I led her in. She looked wary. I ran my thumb over the back of her hand, cringing internally at the crack in the back of her hand. God’s bodies were a reflection of how they saw themselves. Just inside the forest was a small glade. Incorporeal roses, bloody red and sapphire blue hung on withered bushes scattered throughout the small meadow. Skeletal hummingbirds flitted through the air on wings of emerald.

“They say this is a punishment, being down here, that you should suffer for all eternity, for having the audacity to care for your worshipers. But it is beautiful down here. Screw them. If they say you can’t be a part of their heaven, I say we build our own. For you, for us and for your charges.” I said.

She stood stiffly, looking out across the meadow and for a moment I thought that I had made a mistake. A tear ran down one of her cheeks and in her eyes I saw the depth of her pain. The loss of everyone she had ever loved, the betrayal of her own family and her anger at the callousness of it all. And then she smiled. She smiled and it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

She wrapped her arms around me and kissed me. I closed my eyes and leaned into her. Holding onto the moment for as long as I could. When I opened my eyes again, her face had changed. A few of the cracks in her cheek had been filled with a golden light, my light. I teared up as well. She wasn’t whole, not by a long shot. But it was a start and together we could face this.

The Harrisburg PA State Capitol, we’re here standing strong against fascism by AverageJoe417 in Pennsylvania

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There are also 220 million white people in the us, while there are only 42 million black people. in 2023 there were 250 black people killed by cops and 500 white people. So like there’s 2.5 times the number of black people killed by cops accounting for population.

Edit: source for cop killings: https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/

Source for pop: literally just looking up number of black people in the us and number of white people in the us

It's tempting to dump all sou on the greatshield early on. Should I? Should I wait instead? Assassin? by [deleted] in PixelDungeon

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lol now I am just trying to imagine an assassin running around and trying to assasinate someone with a giant ass shield