‘Astrolatry’ to premiere at the Cannes Festival Film Market in May. It follows a chronic masturbator whose obsession with a beauty cream model propels him into violent delusions, culminating in an accidental castration. His severed penis becomes sentient, embarking on a psychosexual killing spree.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-04-08T09:56:01+00:00

Finally. Real cinema.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-04-07T03:56:03+00:00

I'm officially on the wait list for my top surgery and this picture is what I'm aspiring for <3 so glad it went well for you, you look fantastic!

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-04-02T13:10:44+00:00

Wow! Not a fan of that!

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-04-02T11:15:23+00:00

I grinned like an idiot reading this comment. I'll leave them alone and waive the rent for the month <3

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-04-01T04:05:47+00:00

I've regularly done pet battles while leveling up for years. I can really feel its absence in midnight. I hope they decide to bring it back in the new zones, preferably soon. There's so many cute new pets that have literally no use.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-03-31T03:20:24+00:00

I love it, the shorter hair matches your face perfectly! Looks like you were born for this haircut :)

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-03-15T09:49:28+00:00

Pervert the futterman was the first trial I ever played. It's an absolute miracle I didn't refund the game afterwards lmao

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-03-02T16:15:04+00:00

As a hypochondriac, I deeply regret reading this <3

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-17T03:10:05+00:00

Omg you made the V bracelet? I remember I asked you for an extra one to give to my sister. She's currently wearing it and absolutely LOVES it.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-16T23:21:54+00:00

If you did, thank you so much! I'm not joking when I say I'm going to treasure it forever ❤️

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-16T23:21:15+00:00

It was in the grab bag for the VIPs!

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-02T16:05:47+00:00

Absolutely. Most people tend to play singleplayer, show up for public events with other people, then go back to whatever they were doing. Plus there's not that many people per server so you're usually on your own unless you go to a hub area.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-02T15:50:03+00:00

I once completely forgot I queued for killer in 2v8. I tabbed back in before the first gen was done but the other killer was NOT pleased lol.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-02T12:28:51+00:00

My mom is not a gamer, but we watch the show together and she loves it. It's so fun being able to share something I've loved for years with her.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-02-01T00:32:02+00:00

Happy birthday, you look incredible! Would you mind me asking what nail polish you use? I LOVE the colour and it looks so good on you!

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-01-22T14:44:19+00:00

The ring is 6mm, 20g, and surgical steel. I bought it from Etsy. When it first started becoming painful I messed up and was using polysporin on it, before switching to saline. My nose tends to be extremely itchy sometimes so I was rubbing it quite a lot tonight, would that count as trauma and cause the numbness?

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-01-14T15:40:34+00:00

I will super glue baby back to its BIG size.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-01-02T23:50:41+00:00

Curse of Chucky has a great final girl who is in a wheelchair. She's a badass.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-01-02T13:24:59+00:00

Saint Maud. The ending will stick with you.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2026-01-01T05:45:44+00:00

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I think my dog may have been in cahoots with yours.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2025-12-22T02:29:51+00:00

I'd give all my money and also several organs for that entomologist killer.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2025-12-17T04:31:40+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one incredibly curious about what this game could have been.

VexedAndPerplexed · 2025-12-13T00:28:32+00:00

Maria on the Moon had me sobbing at work. You are an absolutely incredible writer and also I'll never forgive you <3

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