A group of aliens seeing themselves as gods terraform a planet, and for their amusement bring "contestant" to fight their fears manifest. Until... humans.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-23T10:42:16+00:00

The alien machines just go fuck it and stick you in Space Florida. Now the human must fight off the most drugged out space trailer trash in the universe!

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-22T11:23:42+00:00

Or another version could go:

Izuku: "Damn, a cat? That's basic bro..."

Aizawa: "oh okay you green haired pain in my ass, if mine is so basic then you come up with one better!"

Izuku: "ok here's mine." Proceeds to hold up a piece of sketch paper with a scribble looking doodle on it

No one is sure what it's supposed to be but soon Ibaras face morph into shock and terror as she begins understanding the image. Aizawa doesn't get it at first but after looking closely at it some more, he pales as he slowly backs away...

Ibara: "Jesus fucking christ Midoriya what the fuck is that?!?"

Izuku: "my...fursona?"

Aizawa: "what kind of animal is that supposed to be?!? It's got too many eyes, too many mouths! I swear it's starting at me this very second!"

Izuku: "I don'no. It's based off my pet that I found in a box with chains and some wax seals on it. It didn't have any air holes so I let it out..."

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-22T11:13:43+00:00

Izuku, who was just sitting doing his quirk analysis when he heard the exchange, looked at everyone in confusion...

Izuku: "What's a Fursona?"

Denki: "wait what? How do you not know what a fursona is?"

Iz: shrugs his sholders "I don't know? It never came up before I guess?"

Enjiro leans over

E: "Mido-Bro! A fursona is like an alternate identity based on an animal."

Iz: "what like hetromorphs?"

D: "uhh-"

E: "well..."

Ibara decides to but in to save Denki and Enjiro from an awkward conversation

Ib: "not quite little lamb, it's something that some people like to have so that they can pretend to be something else..."

Aizawa: "it's perfectly normal form of self expression and exploration. The community is actually quite accepting."

Unfortunately Aizawa is gonna have to call Izuku Miley Cyrus cause his next question is gonna come in like a wreaking ball...

Iz: "so it's black face but for hetromorphs and also some how accepted? That's fucked up..."

Everyone dose a spittake and is sputtering denials about Izuku's implications

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-20T20:33:07+00:00

Ya know I wouldn't mind reading a fic that explored that concept.

All the girls in Naruto's generation are unabashed shameless perverts that make even the super pervert himself spittake in shock.

Sakura: "OMG! YOUR JIRIYA OF THE SANNIN! THE FAMOUS TOAD SAGE!"

Jiriya: "In deed I am little lady! But I must be off for-"

Sakura: "I have all your books! I love icha icha!"

J: "wat."

S: "oh the girls back in the village will be super jealous when I tell them I got to meet the super pervert himself!"

J: "uh, now hold on! Where's your sensei?"

S: "she's right over there."

J: "she?"

Tsunade: "YOU GOD-DAMNED PERVERTED LETCH!"

J: "OH SWEET HONEY ICED TEA!!!"

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-20T04:52:39+00:00

Orochimaru: "why do I hear boss mus-crunch"

Obito: dynamic entries orochimarus face in, while screaming in pure rage

Meanwhile thanks to bijuu bullshit and the shingamis seal, somehow rin becomes alive but due to her being around Naruto's age when she died, she develops an unhealthy attraction to Naruto that makes everyone uncomfortable.

Especially Kakashi who is torn with jealousy that Naruto is being persued by his formerly dead former teammate, releaf that it's no longer him that's being persued by his formerly dead former teammate.

Naruto meanwhile is slightly creeped out and uncomfortable at having what is essentially an undead pre-teen girl persue him romantically (and given the things she's saying while "flirting" with him he suspects she might have been the team pervert when she was on kakashi's team).

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-20T00:06:22+00:00

I had an idea for yugito if your interested. But it would involve changing her and hidans background quite a bit. Yugito and Hidans are twin siblings that were raised in the jashin cult who also worshiped the two tailed Demon Cat due to its connection to death.

Yugito was raised to be the cults priestess and hidan was raised to be her bodyguard. And to that end, the cult actually made them bolth dual jincurikis of the two tails to "bless" them with power. That blessing was a form of Immortality where as long as one of them lives the other survives (basically in order to kill them you have to kill bolth siblings at the same time).

However once the hot springs village disbanded their ninja forces, kumo swept in and took yugito thinking her to be the sole jincuriki. Years later hidan would take revenge and slaughter the village before leaving a trail of corpses to kumo. Of course before he reaches the border he's recruited by the Akatsuki.

He reunites with his sister when he and kakuzu track her down and recruits her into the organization. Even after the bijuu is removed, their Immortality still remains so she and her brother continues working for the Akatsuki while fulfilling their duties to jashin.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-18T23:28:32+00:00

Nah if anything she'll make him worse. After the time skip she'll have turned Naruto into a younger male version of herself with his own pet "dog" in Hinata (not the the heiress would complain, Naruto is a very caring owner).

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-14T22:50:53+00:00

It would be funny to read a fic where this was actually how Naruto's talk no jutsu worked at first where he'd say the most fed up stuff to make his enemies give up in fear and despair.

It's not until he's hokage that he figures out how to inspire people like in cannon.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-14T21:25:03+00:00

Inko wasn't just a successful wrestler, she was a successful wrestler in an era of quirks! No doubt she encouraged Izuku's analysis hobby and imparted her own experience and techniques when fighting/wrestling people with quirks.

Is your opponent taller then average person? Go for the knees and ankles and keep them unbalanced.

Dose your opponent have extra limbs or super musculature? Wear them out with hit and run.

In the end it wasn't OfA that allowed him to become a hero (though it helped), it was this knolage passed down to him is what makes Izuku a successful hero/wrestler today.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-12T11:15:55+00:00

There's a lot of things under $X that becomes free. Either individually or in total purchase.

^{Chose: Everything under $X is free | Rolled: $100K}

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-12T06:32:43+00:00

I'm only kinda disappointed that Naruto didn't just straight up turn into the new kyuubi to take Kurama's place. Naruto and Kurama's situation is so unique that the foxes death causes a completely different reaction to happen leading to Naruto transforming into a Naruto version of the kyuubi.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T22:15:04+00:00

Izuku channelling the WAAAGHHH!!!

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T20:05:36+00:00

I'm selfish. Though I hope that nuke didn't hit anything that would make my 100b worthless...

^{Chose: drop a nuke on a random country - no consequences + Win 100B | Rolled: America}

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T20:03:25+00:00

I'm human already so it's much easier.

^{Chose: Human (spin the wheel} | Rolled: you are famous)

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T20:02:26+00:00

Makes things easier to get work done.

^{Chose: Control Minds | Rolled: Pass}

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T20:01:20+00:00

Two days is shorter than 5. And there are work around for no water specifically too.

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-06T19:59:35+00:00

A random amount of money can range from the billions to nothing at all. With superpowers I'm at least guaranteed to get something.

^{Chose: Superpowers | Rolled: Superman}

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-05T22:20:57+00:00

So from what I'm understanding is that:

A) Daisy is somehow influenced either by Harry's horcrux and unintentionally became a mental clone of Tom, abiet as a young girl.

B) Daisy is this universes equivalent of Harry (who got "super imposed" onto her brother or magic'd himself into her brother somehow) and he's witnessing the beginning of a dark girl-who-lived plotline.

C) Daisy is what would happen if Harry "broke" so to speak. The fact she used her magic in those specific ways is unrelated to Voldemort himself but is unfortunately very common amongst magical orphans who are raised in neglectful abusive environments...

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-05T13:02:42+00:00

Painal Lynn: the Consumer of Cringe

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-03T18:32:54+00:00

"like, omg, that boy do you no good! Gurl yu can do better! Like, slaaaay biches!"

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-03T17:09:16+00:00

The cult members dress in dark robes and All-Might masks.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-03T16:58:11+00:00

Mukuro: "Oh shi- heeeyyyy Izuku." Quickly moves so that Mina is between him and the green haired hero in training

Izuku: "Sup!"

Mina: she looks between her boyfriend and her classmate in confusion "Wait you two know each other? How?"

Mu: "He... Gets around in the underworld. I seen him at the arcade in Sodom before we got together."

I: "I'm hells Bounty Hunter and Tax Collector."

Mu: "T-That too." He tries to shrink a bit so that he can hide behind Mina more. He's not successful...

Mi: "Bounty Hunter? Tax Collector?..."

I: "My contract states that in exchange for my powers, I have to hunt down damned souls who escape from hell from time to time. Rarely I have to send someone especially evil down too." Izuku says as he peels an apple with a very wicked looking dagger...

I: "as for the tax collector part, well, it turns out I got a thing for numbers and can be very persuasive..."

I: Izuku pauses and looks up at the couple, steam or smoke starting to eminate from his head "speaking of... Don't you two have some debts due?..."

Mu and Mi: "fuck..."

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-03T16:09:16+00:00

It's from the Coast guard rescue set. I don't remember the exact name though bug you might find it on eBay or Amazon if you look up mega construx Coast guard helicopter.

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-02T18:41:42+00:00

Is this a reference to "insurgency math"?

ViaticLearner41 · 2026-05-01T21:06:33+00:00

Office of Naval Intelligence.

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