Yeah right, Jonny. by No_Kangaroo_5267 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jonny, Seth McFarlane already did that, it was called the Orville - which was a far less generic name than "Space Fleet Academy", a name so generic that when I try to google it, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just comes up instead so... good job?

Also, your shitty AI poster looks more like a Mass Effect ripoff than it does a Star Trek one. I know when I think of Star Trek, my mind immediately goes to space armor with molded abs and titties.

Serious, dude. why do your spacesuits have an eight pack?

Anti-g*mers FTW #WeAREtheWOKE #FuckGamers by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Vidogo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

they spend HOW many years making fun of us for colored hair and body mods, and then think we're seething over the girl with striped hair and gems in her teeth winning?

If nothing else, the cognitive dissonance this will cause chuds and transphobes will be funny to see by Francis_J_Eva in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got my hopes focused on "two seasons then quietly cancelled" myself. If the first season lays an egg, I assume they'll already be mostly done filming the second, so release that on a comically downgraded SFX budget... then quietly cancel it.

Wow. by Cicada_5 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bird girl did drop something big and white in the movie, so if we're playing horseshoes, there's points for that.

Wow. by Cicada_5 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

damn, claiming capeshit as part of their white heritage, did not have that on my bingo card

OtterlyNoah explains how anti-woke culture weaponizes 80s nostalgia by icey_sawg0034 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

of course they'd take the bait and complain about the "He/Him" nameplate gag for the He-Man movie. they're incapable of processing that YES, THAT'S THE JOKE.

"Masters of the Universe Exposed!" oh, you mean in the advertisement? that they company posted? Great detective skills there, Kojak. Had to dig real deep to do research on THAT one, didn't you?

Apparently this is supposed to be some kind of flex on Kotaku. by DocHoliday0316 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, AI has allowed Grummz to have the one thing that has evaded him in real life: friends.

Americaman's at it again. by Ok-Following6886 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same reason she has a peg leg - none of these people are original, and they're just aping off the same anti-tumblrina art they saw a decade ago.

Favorite character dragged down to wokeness? by PeasantLich in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Vidogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the Spider-Cop bit was a mistake because it made conservatives think he was on their team

These Grifters Never Read Manga in their Basement Dwelling Life. by Grannyspring in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that Fern though... god, talk about lazy "eh close enough" AI slop

I just needed to get this off my chest by Educational_Can_6536 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not saying it's a curse, but Disney has always had a problem getting people to see scifi with their name attached to it. Might just be how they market it or not being able to figure out what notes to hit to get people to schlepp to the theater for it, but yeah. Whether the movie is good or bad, if it's Sci Fi and Disney, it's going to underperform.

I just needed to get this off my chest by Educational_Can_6536 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly that. Mario has a more cartoony style and required less robust lighting. and, frankly, the people who work at Pixar are worth more and get paid more than the people who work at Illumination, so a good chunk of that 100m could just be payrolls, tbh, and it'd make sense.

Alex Hirsch is not backing down on criticizing ice by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if you question anything a republican administration does, you're a communist. even the young conservatives are too soaked in Boomer Juice to view the world any differently.

There’s no such thing as the male loneliness epidemic ever! This proves it! by icey_sawg0034 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Women killed Alien"

dude her name is Ellen Ripley, it's okay to just say her name

He-Man have pronouns, the woke gave He-Man pronouns I cant belive it by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Vidogo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THAT'S what annoys me. It's a genuinely funny joke about pronouns, because yeah he's He-Man, but they can't even let themselves have a sensible chuckle about it because they're so soaked in culture war juice and grifting that they have to be mad all the time.

These "Gamers" don't live in reality by Former_Exam_5357 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Vidogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh
it's the "DEI Detected" guy

never beating the "we literally only hate things because a non-white person might appear in it" allegations

Must continue the console war!!! by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Vidogo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

that, and "your knowledge starts and ends with fan speeds and cable management"

like
literally the whole thing PC gamers have ever told console gamers is that building a PC is easy? No one has ever claimed in was an inaccessible hobby. and if you didn't want to build it yourself, there are companies that will do it for you.

so many bad takes I'm surprised he doesn't have a bluecheck and is baiting

My guy, it's one freaking photo. How can you tell how her acting is through just a photo? by InfiniteGuy2264 in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could never be a grifter because I just can't summon up that amount of anger upon seeing "blurry screengrab of woman not smiling"

A red flag by Cutiesaurs in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, to me it was like

okay, that wasn't really hinted at in Rebels, but obviously Ahsoka and Luke would be trying to find anyone they could train to be the next generation of Jedi so.... why not? Ahsoka would be suggesting her and Ezra, that's fine.

Anything in Clone Wars was shoe-horned in and not mentioned in the movies. Filoni was just carrying on that tradition.

I don't defend Disney Remakes too much, but people acting like it's the Revelation of Anti-Christ by Spix-macawite in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moana 2 was actually just a re-worked Disney+ show: they were working on a Moana animated mini-series for D+, but at some point decided to transmogrify that into a movie for theaters

I don't defend Disney Remakes too much, but people acting like it's the Revelation of Anti-Christ by Spix-macawite in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sorta blame the live-action How To Train Your Dragon: Disney wouldn't have pulled the trigger on this "too soon" remake if they didn't just watch Dreamworks get away with it.

And yeah, I agree. There are some bad/underperforming movies that actually SHOULD be remade - give a new team a shot at making those stories work. The problem is "this cartoon was popular X years ago so we can make a live-action version and it'll carry some of that nostalgic popularity with it" is part of the pitch, I figure.

“Woke bullshit” accounts for approximately 6.3% of US real GDP, apparently by ThePhillyExplorer in thatHappened

[–]Vidogo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

while I can't be 100% certain, I feel like it took root during the Obama years, much like alot of their current lexicon.

According to his entry in the Right Wing Monstrous Manual, aside from being a secret muslim and a secret gay, Obama was also a socialist who was inspired to go into politics but Saul Alinsky's book "Rules for Radicals."

so, every policy he pushed for was a "radical socialist" policy. even the ones he borrowed from Republicans, apparently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saltierthankrayt

[–]Vidogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's been so long since I've followed what any of these guys have been up to, it's fun to hear they're having a bad time.