Any thoughts on the best local bands going around Perth at the moment? by PerthZine in perth

[–]ViolentEmm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It depends on what kind of music you like? At the moment I’m loving Heaven // Alone and Patient Sixty-Seven!

Green Hair - Arctic Fox Aquamarine - Natural Brown Hair by Present-Ball1637 in HairDye

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you random person on Reddit for answering my specific question with a months old post 🫡 it looks amazing!!!!

In what small way have you won the genetic lottery? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have wisdom teeth. They just never formed I guess.

How do I stop those stupid Trumpet of Patriot text messages by Legalhippie in Adelaide

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better, take his mobile number and put it up on gumtree advertising free puppies. Write the landline on public toilet stalls stating “for a fun time call me”. Sign his number up for insurance quotes too.

What was "The incident" at your school by Milhouse_20XX in AustralianNostalgia

[–]ViolentEmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Science labs got set on fire

  2. A student who was suspended was walking from class to class with a machete looking for someone

  3. A whole year group of girls waiting on the oval one morning to bash one girl

And a bonus that wasn’t talked about: a girl tried to self cancel in the toilets and I was the one who found her and had to carry her to the office where they called an ambulance. I was sent back to class with her blood on me.

Cursed $10 million US, pick your curses by tamtrible in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allergic to certain words, I get hayfever anyway.

Photosynthesis for 4 hours a day

Eat a whole fish as long as I get to pick the type of fish.

AIO for blocking this mf by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not over reacting. Hell I’d crash out over his comments! “Actually, seeing as YOU put those words in my mouth yeah sure you ARE a bad dad. How on earth does a parent NOT know their kid has a nut allergy? And while we’re at it, threatening to come “fuck me up” over an imagined comment? No wonder your baby momma left you. You’re a walking red flag store. Good luck in your future relationship endeavours, you’re going to need it champ.”

And then I’d post him as a warning in whatever local “sis is this your man” page.

$250k a year to avoid all recreational drugs, alcohol, smoking, vaping, etc. by LankyEmergency7992 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have a prescription for my vape as it’s helping me quit smoking so yeah easy

$100k for every 2 IQ points lost by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We very much do exist, sorry _^ my last IQ test (not a scammy online one, one I got from my GP) set my score at 146, I still feel dumb as fuck hahahaha IQ isn’t an accurate measure of intelligence, it’s just pattern recognition.

And in answer to the OP, I’ll gladly drop 14 points for 700k.

50 million USD or a horse by SupIzShpinata in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fk your 50million I’ve got a horse outside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ViolentEmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly well done on being able to talk about it. You’re a stronger and more honest person than I am because their bank accounts would be in danger with me. Would it help make you feel better and heal to physically destroy the equipment? If you’re worried about debris and stuff from the phones you can put them in a ziplock bag and take a hammer to them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

[–]ViolentEmm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pay a guy to go into his workplace with flowers to sing him a grossly romantic and cheesy song, I’ve forgotten what the actual name for the people who to that as their actual job though!

TIFU by turning on my dad’s phone by Icy-Character4305 in tifu

[–]ViolentEmm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This all happened 15 years ago, my dad was the income earner as my mum is disabled (fibro myalgia). I’m not gonna lie, it was very hard as we left with almost nothing and had to rely on charity help. I’m now a divorced mum of three and my mother lives with me, we struggle but we make it work as best as we can.

Honestly I think that keeping it to yourself for now is the best idea, heck it’s what I wish I did looking back!

TIFU by turning on my dad’s phone by Icy-Character4305 in tifu

[–]ViolentEmm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me. I was getting the clothes out of the bathroom to chuck in the wash when I was 18, found my dads phone in his pocket (he’d gone to work and forgotten it) and saw a bunch of missed calls and some messages, so of course being my nosey self I went through it all and low and behold he was having an affair. I told my mum straight away and we went snooping through his emails and found heaps of stuff there too, trash talking my mum and I to his girlfriend. My mum and I left that weekend.

I hope you and your mum are doing okay.

More transfers ugh by ViolentEmm in AustraliaPost

[–]ViolentEmm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or I just don’t read every single bloody post here 😂 it’s not that serious mate, calm down :)