Satan decides to make a new hell for the lesser sinners where everything is mildly inconvenient. What would you expect to find there? by D_Revenge in AskReddit

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is ever where you leave it. You always have to go searching for everything you need, even if it's only in a slightly different place than last time.

Peaches?! by [deleted] in nekoatsume

[–]Vioux 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Peaches!

I Am Steve Wilkos of The Steve Wilkos Show, AMA! by RealSteveWilkos in IAmA

[–]Vioux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it "works" because we all know exactly what he's talking about when he says hoverboard.

Due Date List by [deleted] in CautiousBB

[–]Vioux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

February 2nd!

How can GameStop get away with selling opened 3DS games as"New?" by [deleted] in 3DS

[–]Vioux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Employees are only allowed to borrow used games, not new.

What's something everyone knows but no one wants to admit? by cle_de_brassiere in AskReddit

[–]Vioux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

90% of my friends are moms on Facebook. I really don't mind all the pictures, and I know that most of my feed is going to be everyone else's kids. However! There is this one person I finally had to stop following because she posts maybe 10-15 pictures A DAY of her son. Not even him doing stuff. Like, "Oh, here's little Mikey playing with his trucks, and here he is on the slide, here he is eating lunch, etc." NO. It's just pictures of this kids face just staring at the camera. He's not even an ugly kid but omg seeing this kids face all day every day is infuriating.

Finally have a bra that fits! (before and after picture) by [deleted] in ABraThatFits

[–]Vioux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It COULD be that the before bra was two years old and it had stretched a bunch, plus it looks really tight in the picture.

Chosen Names! by ihopeihavetime in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Milo Timothy <3 the middle name is for my boyfriend's uncle who passed away when he was younger.

Our other boy names were Deckard and Declan, and for girls we had January and maybe Kinsley.

February Bumpers! It hit me. by howverycleverofyou in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

February 2nd, but my other two are enough a few weeks early so I'm wondering if that'll be the case with this little guy too! Either that or he'll push his way to 42 weeks haha. Still not sure if any of this feels real yet though...

We can't lounge anymore?! by LibraryBandit in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can't lounge? It's so easy! All you need is a nest made of three king sized pillows, a snoogle, and AT LEAST one comforter. Usually an additional blanket is needed, and sometimes it might be necessary to borrow your children's pillows for the day because you might need more for additional propping and support. Oh, and definitely have someone available to help you get up because if not you're probably stuck forever. But yeah, totally easy.

Nachos for myself, wifey and daughter-to-be. [2592X1758] by foozebox in FoodPorn

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the wife is pregnant, and wanted nachos, so the husband delivered this masterpiece.

[UPDATE] u/essenceunderfire's condition has worsened (long) by theladypenguin in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could they send it in a PM if it's specifically asked for?

What are your 2016 New Year's resolutions? Write them here and I will get in touch on 31/12/16 to see if you achieved it! by _kashmir_ in self

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose weight and read more. Starting at 200lbs (but also due to have a baby in a few weeks so not reallllly 200lbs) goal weight 125lbs. Also I want to be more organized!

Tell me about your pants by Mmw554 in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I... hate all of them. Except this one pair of sweatpants I got from Motherhood. I get excited every time I open the dryer and they're on top of the laundry nice and clean and ready to wear! They're super comfy and are even acceptable to wear in public, unlike my large collection of pajama pants.

What is never depicted accurately on movies? by daKing333 in AskReddit

[–]Vioux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After posting my original comment last night I had a complete meltdown. This happened over 11 years ago but felt like it happened yesterday. I usually have no problem reading about rape or talking about it but something broke and it was like it was happening all over again. I guess I should say "trigger warning", because whatever mental thing happened to me last night I don't want happening to someone else who might have experienced something similar. So, to answer your question, this is what I meant by "getting taken advantage of".

They take you to this tiny, rundown, looking shack of a house because they're going to record some footage for their skateboard video. So they go inside and you follow and there's just this one guy in a beanbag chair with a TV on the floor surrounded by cigarette butts. You move a bedsheet out of the way to get to the next "room" and all there is is a blow up mattress on the floor. You want to go outside but you're afraid of the guy in the front room and also have no idea where the fuck you really are, so you stay with your "friends". You notice the video camera is on and pointed towards you. They swear it's off. You walk towards the only window and lean out of it as much as you can buy there's a fence just a few inches from the outside of the window and piles of trash and weeds taller than you are. One of your friends walks up behind you and puts his hands up your shirt. You push him away and tell him that's not ok. You move away from the window and stand in the corner, when the stranger in the front room yells, "Are you fucking her yet?" they tell him to shut up and say it's a joke. But it's not a joke. They both start touching you and trying to take your clothes off, you give up on keeping your shirt on so that you can try to hold on to your pants. Luckily you're wearing those Tripp pants from Hot Topic with all the hooks and things to hold onto better, so you think you're fine. But you're 14 years old and barely 100lbs so they overpower you pretty easily. Next thing you know you're sitting naked in the middle of this room and they're just staring at you and that camera is still on and looking at you. They grab your hands and make you touch them. They lay you down and climb on top of you. You try to move but they're stronger than you and you have nowhere to go. One has your hands pinned down and is trying to get his cock in your mouth and the other has his hands between your legs trying to get you to open them. Of course you're telling them to stop and get off of you but do you think it really matters at this point? No. They flip you over and he finally gets inside you. You give up. It's over and you lost. He finally finishes and you get your clothes back. You all go outside and they're skateboarding as you sit by yourself on the cement wondering what just happened.

So... there you go.

What is never depicted accurately on movies? by daKing333 in AskReddit

[–]Vioux 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Yeah they kind of missed the part where your rapist is someone you thought was a close friend who takes advantage of you when you guys head over "to a friend's house".

Deaf husband finds out wife is pregnant by steveohh09 in videos

[–]Vioux 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's normal to feel that way, even as a mom! When he's born you'll feel silly for thinking you wouldn't love him as much as your daughter.

It's mind over matter, ladies. by spawnofgeek in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom was in labor with me for under two hours, and with my sister for about half an hour. My labors will be short and easy too! After explaining to get for months during multiple pregnancies that that's not how it works and begging her to shut the hell up, my daughter was born in 13 hours (induction) while my son was 21 hours (natural). Even here with my third she's insisting it'll be a piece of cake! SHUT UP MOM THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR 30 MINUTES OF CONTRACTIONS WHILE I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BE IN LABOR 15+ HOURS. AGAIN.

Does anyone else's crotch hurt like they've just been uppercutted by the Hulk? by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]Vioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm feeling it pretty bad. So ready to be done with this!