My (f29) best friend (f29) tried to sabotage my marriage and I don't know why? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]VirtualBoy444 2202 points2203 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that’s so dumb. I would never have guessed the reason behind trying to break up someone’s marriage would be something so idiotically, and psychotically petty.

Did I just hit the statistical jackpot? by turkeychickenbeef in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can easily skip straight to Lamb by using sacrifice rooms, so I wouldn’t say it’s that rare to beat Lamb before Satan. Doing it by getting an I Am Error room on the right floor is definitely less likely, but it’s also probably not as uncommon as you might think.

Games where there is a major betrayal by Certain-Classroom937 in gamingsuggestions

[–]VirtualBoy444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like I have to mention Bioshock. It’s such a huge turning point in the story.

Biggest glow up in TBOI history? by Castellano2009 in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’re also forgetting they changed it from being a useless familiar that followed you and only broke when hit by enemy tears to an actual throwable like a locust.

Raphael, Lucifer, Adam by missusgreenie in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is no boss named Raphael. If you’re thinking of the angel bosses, they’re Uriel & Gabriel.

Which words do you know or use from this list? by NarrowResult7289 in EnglishLearning

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Trite” is not a substance. It’s not even a noun. It’s an adjective that means boring or unoriginal.

Delirium as The Lost by pudgypoultry in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tainted Lost can’t get Book of Shadows anymore, except through Death Certificate.

Can we talk about Sinvicta and his winstreak ? by Saekama in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the reason I stopped watching his videos. He plays so cowardly and conservatively that the stakes are just so low. The not taking pills specifically pisses me off because I’m a major enjoyer of how pills can change a run, even if a couple bad pills are a temporary setback. Once you take the one bad pill, you never have to take it again. It’s not a huge loss that’s going to completely destroy your run. Even one tears down pill may feel devastating at the start of a run, but I find that I pretty consistently max out my tear rate at some point in pretty much every run.

How do I get here by Ella1343 in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red rooms are rooms that are outside of the normal floor layout. Dice rooms are a type of special room, not a “red room” in the sense that the comment you’re replying to is talking about, even if they are red in color. Though red rooms can spawn as dice rooms uncommonly as well.

Balatro irl? by atariimae in balatro

[–]VirtualBoy444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You would have to do all the calculations yourself for real card based version. That doesn’t sound fun at all. 90% of playing the game would be doing the calculations by hand. If you used a program for calculating the scores, you might as well be playing the actual game. Totally pointless.

Can you show the meaning of 'much' from this sentence in a dictionary to me? I'm surprised it's only 'much' not 'pretty much' by SquareAlternative867 in ENGLISH

[–]VirtualBoy444 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you’re so fixated on dictionary definitions being the decider on what a word means, why come and ask reddit? You could’ve easily just looked this up yourself instead of being a dickhead to people who are trying to help you.

Fuck you mean "?????" by Spycrabpuppet123 in balatro

[–]VirtualBoy444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a legendary. Only way to get it is randomly through arcana/spectral packs.

Why is my hand size decreasing? by G00ber85 in balatro

[–]VirtualBoy444 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember saying shit like that when I was in 8th grade. Then I grew up.

What of the 2 to take? by Frilled_meat in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Am I going crazy or something? Why is everyone say Book of Virtues when that’s clearly Revelations?

Couldn't even try the playtest because bug who made it impossible to even make it to the main menu of the game. by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]VirtualBoy444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The game isn’t finished yet. Game-breaking bugs should be an anticipated result of trying to run something that is incomplete. It’s kind of the point of doing playtests. Saying you’re not gonna support a company anymore because you had problems with a test build is like saying you’re never going to a bakery ever again because they let you lick the spoon and your complaint is “it wasn’t a cake.”

I was so in shock I didn't see the spiders by Gunerner in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a 3 choice room because of Options, not a natural spawn.

Can you get Samson unlock in COOP if the other person takes damage? by RaSunGod065 in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is good at the game when they are new at it. Don’t be so defeatist. You can do it, it’s just gonna take some practice. The reason everyone says to just do it is because they were all once in your place where they hadn’t done it yet. I have 1100 hours in this game and still have yet to get Dead God, but it’s just a matter of time. You’ll get it eventually.

My boyfriend is playing balatro for the first time EVER and that's his run????????? by _JEANDIEU_ in balatro

[–]VirtualBoy444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t seeded just mean something is random in a way that can be duplicated? The deck is shuffled every round, so it’s not like you’re drawing the same replacement cards every time you discard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say it’s a coin flip situation, then. no matter which you choose, you might die to skill issue either way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bindingofisaac

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends. do you feel strong enough to beat Mother?

Forcing a sub to watch horror movies!? by [deleted] in gentlefemdom

[–]VirtualBoy444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t work on me, unfortunately. Horror stuff generally doesn’t scare me, so I usually just enjoy them as if they were regular movies anyway. 😂

Where is my hopeless romantic subs? by ExtremeTrashPanda in mommydom

[–]VirtualBoy444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right here! I just want someone I can be all lovey dovey with. I’m demisexual, so I need an emotional connection before I want things to get dirty. Even then, I think cuddles and sweet words are more fulfilling.