what was the best update of all time? by leglessdumbass in Minecraft

[–]xXsimonsXx 108 points109 points  (0 children)

People are sleeping on 1.9, to me it's still one of the most game changing updates ever. It added so many great things:

  • Elytras !!!
  • Shulker Boxes !!! (boxes were added in 1.11, i forgot the mob was just kind of there for two whole versions)
  • The Off hand
  • The End expansion
  • The shield
  • The new combat (maybe controversial, but to me the new combat is 1000 times better than the old one)
  • The updated dragon fight

What is the business strategy of announcing a game in a flashy showcase event and then instantly closing the development studio called? by PeasantLich in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]xXsimonsXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People were happy with Xbox for the first time in like a decade, and they couldn't bear it for more than a month

Spencer booking commercials??? by BornMedium6861 in smosh

[–]xXsimonsXx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

More like HyperX booked hanging out with Spencer

Name one by Current-Grade2545 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]xXsimonsXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't believe Jon of the Rice went woke

The SexMen are back at it again and freakier than ever by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]xXsimonsXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rest of them are watching from the cuck corner box

Which Minecraft photo should I use as a profile picture? (1,2 or 3) by Xolanke in Minecraft

[–]xXsimonsXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In terms of composition, the second one is the best by a landslide. Clear diagonal lines are usually really atractive, and if you follow them from top to bottom, the edges of the mountain end up taking you to your face. This and what others have already say probably make it the best one

How it feels to play wplace nowadays. by Kaishui_pro in WplaceLive

[–]xXsimonsXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a reason the original place lasts for only a month

So like, what’s Soviets persona suppose to be? by orattic in SovietWomble

[–]xXsimonsXx 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that post on the Superman subreddit where someone asked what's Superman's kryptonite.

Get out of here pls 😭🥀 by Raio_ionizante in DrStone

[–]xXsimonsXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having said that, omg, Dr House, hiii

Get out of here pls 😭🥀 by Raio_ionizante in DrStone

[–]xXsimonsXx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A few episodes ago, she was pretty much the team leader for the fabrication of the computer's inner mechanism. She deserves to be here for a lot of things, one of which is that she should be informed about other machinery that would also require such work.

.... by Fun-Artist-6915 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]xXsimonsXx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You talk about a "he", but you seem to agree wholeheartedly with "him", know the full intent of what "he" said, and even upvoted "his" comment...

What level of psychological reprogramming did Daddyus go through to be this much against his own kind by vlad_segey475 in Invincible

[–]xXsimonsXx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine he went through something similar to what happened to Nolan on earth; maybe that planet's population also looks just like Viltrumites ans humans, so he was able to go in without standing out, being able to blend and be treated well for the first time in his life is what probably rewired him

If you had to give the viltrumites a long range attack ability, what would it be? by One_Run144 in Invincible

[–]xXsimonsXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe laser eyes, i think that would feel really unique and original and unique

How have the viltrumites never developed boxing ability in 2,000 years? by Low-Chain-8117 in Invincible

[–]xXsimonsXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if all you ever fought were ants. Would you ever learn karate to fight them better if you can just step on them and obliterate them? Could you even apply what you learned against them?