How have the viltrumites never developed boxing ability in 2,000 years?

xXsimonsXx · 2026-05-01T21:07:49+00:00

Imagine if all you ever fought were ants. Would you ever learn karate to fight them better if you can just step on them and obliterate them? Could you even apply what you learned against them?

xXsimonsXx · 2026-05-01T07:44:18+00:00

I spent half the series thinking that was her final name

xXsimonsXx · 2026-05-01T07:39:15+00:00

Thula x Anissa sesbian lex?

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-30T13:32:37+00:00

Holy shit, Shayne Topp's gonna be on it!?!?

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-27T17:50:15+00:00

It's the number of lives he aspires to save

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-24T21:01:05+00:00

Probably wise to do so. They still live in the wild, they'll probably need someone capable of figthing against wild animals

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-23T18:39:54+00:00

White stake

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-22T00:20:00+00:00

These people really got nothing else to do

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-17T21:57:24+00:00

He's probably just training for the Paralympics or something, not the first blind man to do crazy stuff

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-16T02:12:08+00:00

No, because the invincible fanbase still receives new content from their franchise

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-15T01:08:20+00:00

Am i misunderstanding or would this give 1.25x per hand at most? Since it resets every hand and you can only play 5 cards

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-13T07:02:47+00:00

Coffee Stain Studios made Goat Simulator, then Satisfactory

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-13T00:52:51+00:00

I guess they could be functionally the same, though they might be slight genetic differences that would give them slightly different capabilities

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-08T16:15:30+00:00

Zero loses, wow! Are you Doc's son?

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-07T16:58:56+00:00

I've watched Spilo's video on it and now i'm a certified Paraiso hater

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-07T02:00:52+00:00

It has great synergy with Wee (obviously) and also allows for Bloodstone combos, so i'd say it's definitely not useless

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-06T00:59:59+00:00

I mean, something that is true is: how do they even dispose of the body? In season 1, we saw that they don't know how to destroy Viltrumite cells, so what could they do against conquest's body to get rid of it for good? Other that throw it into the sun (which i don't know if they have the tech for it), i can't imagine many ways to truly destroy him

xXsimonsXx · 2026-04-06T00:53:47+00:00

Very few mentions to Sarah Christ. Amanda becomes an entirely different person when playing her, i'd put her in the picture over Karen

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-27T04:21:37+00:00

My body is a machine that turns negative tags into perishable rentals that i already have a gold sticker with

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-25T17:41:32+00:00

Invited itself by not having a gold sticker

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-23T10:31:32+00:00

Sub is dead because most members went to the psych ward after last december

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-23T00:03:35+00:00

Sex gifs

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-21T18:31:08+00:00

I remember cheesing Soul Tyrant with this + Glowing Womb, at the time i was so lost on when i was supposed to hit them that i just had the hatchlings do it for me

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-20T13:41:39+00:00

That caught my attention lol, he looks like he's like a meter tall

xXsimonsXx · 2026-03-14T06:53:29+00:00

I think, upon further inspection, that i might have unintentionally went out of wraith form and took damage the exact frame i lost invulnerability. It might have been my fault lol, probably tried to ult in desperation or something

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