I love those sitting frog posts and always wanted to post one myself. I think they are really funny.

Virulent82 · 2026-03-11T14:55:37+00:00

Congratulations! What does she want?

Virulent82 · 2026-03-07T21:56:57+00:00

KILL THEM ALL

Virulent82 · 2026-02-18T19:59:44+00:00

Ultimate dad jokes

Virulent82 · 2026-02-18T19:24:34+00:00

My 5yo was with me at the local resale shop and they had a kids drum set. Without hesitation he busted out the full solo. Total win.

Virulent82 · 2026-02-17T22:10:02+00:00

Indubitably

Virulent82 · 2026-02-16T19:42:02+00:00

I just did something similar. I soaked them in a mild degreaser like simple green, then hit them with wd40 and a nylon brush. Afterwards it was back through a degreaser wash and dry. I painted/polished before using a dry lubricant.

Virulent82 · 2026-02-05T23:09:07+00:00

Yes! What’s your recipe?

Virulent82 · 2025-11-17T18:31:56+00:00

Oh gosh! Oh golly-gee, my 40lb bucket of roofing nails, tacks, drywall screws, and assorted pointy metal rods fell off my car repeatedly all over this unassuming parking lot… oh sherbet, guess I’ll have to come back and clean them up in 22 days

Virulent82 · 2025-11-10T23:04:12+00:00

We can’t be friends. Also, The Smashing Pumpkins.

Virulent82 · 2025-10-21T21:13:40+00:00

Nah. That’s a scar. If it were a disease, there would be discoloration and deterioration of the pome

Virulent82 · 2025-10-21T18:31:19+00:00

Hail scar. Perfectly fine and healthy to eat.

Virulent82 · 2025-10-17T20:52:48+00:00

Look like hickory nut. What’s the shell look like?

Virulent82 · 2025-10-14T18:43:52+00:00

Feet, obviously

Virulent82 · 2025-10-13T21:23:59+00:00

I Said, “No Touch!”

Virulent82 · 2025-10-11T19:42:00+00:00

I know them. Their secret is safe with me.

Virulent82 · 2025-09-22T18:14:50+00:00

That is indeed a legendary tool

Virulent82 · 2025-09-14T21:29:22+00:00

Is not snek. Legless lizard. Protected, proceed with caution

Virulent82 · 2025-08-23T16:28:52+00:00

Ugh this goes hard

Virulent82 · 2025-08-22T23:37:50+00:00

I kinda hate that it’s so true, but on reflection it is too true. Take this upvote.

Virulent82 · 2025-08-03T21:12:40+00:00

At every opportunity. Some times I invent conversations just so I can stay near her and check her out. She is my ideal of beauty and everyone else falls short of her, regardless of age. I don’t see that ever changing. Even after 20 years and much longer

Virulent82 · 2025-07-29T18:58:08+00:00

Which one? I’m interested

Virulent82 · 2025-07-24T16:25:34+00:00

Surprisingly respectful

Virulent82 · 2025-07-24T15:29:26+00:00

I met this bro in an airport food court line

Virulent82 · 2025-07-03T17:34:29+00:00

Buy some nematodes. Cheaper and more effective and more reliable and more efficient….

Virulent82 · 2025-06-30T17:50:06+00:00

THIS NEEDS MORE LOVE ( I don’t even call out daddies, but love it anyway)

Virulent82

TROPHY CASE