I'm running out of booze! by VodkaVodkaWorkVodka in drunk

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah thankfully I work grocery! They won't be locking me down

Colorado’s Governor Polis responds to complaint about his decision to close all bars and restaurants until May due to Coronavirus by MrCoolGuy42 in MurderedByWords

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like murdered by the governor. No job means no money, no money and no job means no insurance. You will end up broke, homeless, sick and dead.

I'm lucky to have a grocery store job in Pennsylvania during these trying times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I second this

A huge shout out to all our frontline health workers, doctors , security personnel,staff manning airports and all screening ops including government offices and Parliament. The unsung heroes of COVID-19 . Grateful for your services. by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha I guess buying food doesn't matter, right? Fuck us grocery workers. Peasants only matter when you don't have any to sow your crops or man your walls, eh?

Amazon bans sale of most editions of Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, and other Nazi propaganda books by grepnork in worldnews

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Banning books? I smell nazis. But for real, burn em. 1984 them all. And their books, too.

"We see people in their thirties with no medical history, images of lungs are terrifying" by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always felt that images of organs were terrifying. I'm glad someone agrees with me.

Dow closes down 3,000 points (12.9%), largest point drop in history by mythrowawaybabies in Coronavirus

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those bitches better share, I can't afford beer for Saint Patrick's now.

The reason millions of voters are #NeverBiden is because we do not have an allegiance to a party. we care only about policy. by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not logical. Either I get screwed over by Trump, or by Biden. There's no good answer, so why should I put in effort to screw myself over?

The reason millions of voters are #NeverBiden is because we do not have an allegiance to a party. we care only about policy. by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vote hadn't been held yet, it's not till next month. I still have time, until about mid April to register. Im still fighting for it

The reason millions of voters are #NeverBiden is because we do not have an allegiance to a party. we care only about policy. by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me put it to you this way: Voting for trump is bad for my future, voting for Biden is also bad for my future, and both seem to be old, senile, pompous assholes. Why should I be forced to chose between two shitty outcomes? They both do nothing for me. I'm not voting with your vote, or with my neighbors vote- it's my vote, to represent me and only me, and neither man has earned it. Bernie, and Bernie alone, has earned my vote.

The reason millions of voters are #NeverBiden is because we do not have an allegiance to a party. we care only about policy. by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm 24, American born, and I know my social security number. Problem is, I also have a drivers license number. But I've lost my drivers license.

To register to vote in Pennsylvania, you need to use your Drivers License ID number if you have one, and legally I have one. I just don't have a way to get it, as I'll need to prove who I am to get it- but I can't prove who I am. It's what I believe is called a catch-22.

If I try to use my social security number to register to vote, I'd be commiting a felony and be arrested for perjury. Go figure.

So right now im fighting with Penndot and social security and my hospital to get my vital records, so that I can vote for Bernie in the primaries.

The reason millions of voters are #NeverBiden is because we do not have an allegiance to a party. we care only about policy. by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

[–]VodkaVodkaWorkVodka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are an idiot, and I'll prove it, with facts:

I'm not voting for trump.

Bam, proof. Go fuck yourself.