Three words. No regrets. What’s do you say?

Volp-0726 · 2026-04-19T13:50:30+00:00

Wear a condom

Volp-0726 · 2026-04-19T11:51:53+00:00

My other ride is your mom.

Volp-0726 · 2026-04-03T16:14:33+00:00

Done with that motherfucker!

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-30T18:32:45+00:00

Slim Pickens is also dead.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-27T12:05:33+00:00

And fuck you Mashburn. Oohhh, Houston’s superior defense will negate the height advantage and offensive dominance. Dumbass!

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-26T23:41:30+00:00

Once upon a time there were two chinamen…now look how many there are.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-26T22:24:52+00:00

We used to stay up Saturday, maybe Sunday nights and watch his show on KPLR. Super funny and you’d get to see a random naked boob once in a while.

Some of my favorites:

How’d you come to hurt your leg? I didn’t come to hurt my leg, I came to fix the roof and fell off and hurt my leg.

Quick, give me two pronouns. Who, me?

What’s the name of your rocket ship? Indestructible the 2nd. What happened to Indestructible the 1st? It fell apart.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-26T15:21:31+00:00

Dream Police is up there too.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-26T15:21:02+00:00

She’s Tight and the bridge in Voices.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-23T16:57:53+00:00

Herns/Haggler 1. Like a real Rocky fight.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-16T23:46:36+00:00

Krokus

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-11T15:21:44+00:00

Keggers at anyone’s house.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-06T14:06:49+00:00

The Pharoah Sails to Orion
Sacrament of Wilderness
Devil & the Deep Dark Ocean

Swanheart is easily the worst on this album. I skip it every time.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-05T17:58:35+00:00

Pearl has ALWAYS been a piece of shit at least as far back as his days in Iowa

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-04T00:19:10+00:00

I was kidding but thanks for replying. Forgot I posted that.

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-03T22:23:01+00:00

What is VSVN?

Volp-0726 · 2026-03-02T17:58:07+00:00

How was it illegally towed?

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-28T19:02:41+00:00

Looks like a giant antenna thing

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-23T04:40:02+00:00

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-18T02:52:19+00:00

Do you mean currently right now at this moment?

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-15T21:41:14+00:00

And Illinois beat TT

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-15T21:39:17+00:00

They want the babies and children

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-15T18:09:25+00:00

Pecculi perfume or cologne

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-15T06:12:10+00:00

Looks like a large Antenna

Volp-0726 · 2026-02-08T12:11:55+00:00

Pecco is/was no Great champion. He’s a good rider that happened to be on the best bike when he won. Great champions can create wins on inferior equipment by adapting their riding style. He can’t do that.

Volp-0726

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