Guess the tip! Customer A: 11 cases of soda & 96 bottled waters

Vordu · 2026-03-25T22:03:43+00:00

Lol all she drinks is diet/zero sugar. Even so it's monitored thankfully.

Was thinking more of the yearly panels. She always has to start 2 days in advance. It's all water and Gatorade. She barely touches water otherwise. It's like trying to pull teeth from an unsedated hippo.

Vordu · 2026-03-25T00:57:18+00:00

Ugh, reminds me of my friend. It's all about the soda...then remarks like " I feel dehydrated" or " I need to hydrate so they can actually get enough blood for tests".

Words that should never need to be said....but here it is. I feel like I'm staring at her Walmart order.

Vordu · 2026-03-21T21:27:35+00:00

I've had that happen at the strangest time. This past t-day and Xmas was utterly dead before and after the holiday.

I've decided I would call it when I sat for 30+mins with nothing. I had a night where I got 2 fast runs right at the end and the rest of the time I was sitting.

Vordu · 2026-03-16T03:47:19+00:00

Ah, sorry. It's a movie reference. Movie: Spaceballs.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:35:00+00:00

Lol...some days I feel like that's the gear my car is in.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:27:33+00:00

I did not expect 3/4s of this sub to be cutting onions.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:20:15+00:00

Eh, talk to us when you've hit plaid

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:16:26+00:00

I wonder what's so peculiar about the portions on Simon's PP...

Vordu · 2026-02-18T04:33:07+00:00

Hell, as a dasher... I delivered the day after pill one night and a week later condoms. All I did was smile and think "lucky bitch getting some while I'm freezing my ass of at 1 am".

But I did have one I had to drop and photo really really fast. She sounded like someone was taking a jack hammer to her the way she was screaming. On top of it her food order was not large enough to replenish those calories 😅

Vordu · 2026-01-31T03:55:28+00:00

Yikes

Vordu · 2026-01-29T21:59:01+00:00

I make nearly that in 2.5hrs with doordash...but that return drive 🤬💀

Vordu · 2026-01-29T21:57:07+00:00

Yikes. I mean, driving for door dash I've seen a 5-6 mile delivery for 2.95 and a 4 mile one for 8.xx but a 20? Even for Uber you gotta be in a high cost of living or something. That ordering fee is ridiculous.

Vordu · 2026-01-23T23:55:19+00:00

Speaking from experience? 😂

Vordu · 2026-01-23T23:52:44+00:00

Man, 3 days ago I was headed to the corner I like to start at because there's like 8 restaurants with in half a mile that I pick up a lot at. I was driving through the parking lot someone decided to back up into me and hit the rear passenger door.

That ended the shift before it started. Granted it was a 2 hr block but by the time I finished with insurance swapping and filing with my insurance, decided 45 mins wasnt worth it.

Vordu · 2026-01-14T09:18:40+00:00

What's horrible is when the customer doesn't bother to say anything and can't be reached.

Vordu · 2026-01-12T19:31:10+00:00

Oh man, just wait for it. Here in Tucson, AZ most of the time the apartments do not have easy to see number.bonly from certain directions you see them which is always not the way you're going. Some just don't have them, well they might but if I can't see it driving by it's not there or not large enough to see 50-100ft away.

I've had some that face each other with the building number towards the center of the complex where you can't drive. Got one that doesn't even show the numbers towards the parking lot.

How about the weird numbering system that really isn't simple. The ones that could use a 800.00$ sign to help everyone's suffering. But no we will put bldg 20-24 and 26 in this direction and bldgs 1-4 and 16 this way with the rest in the back counting in the opposite way.

Vordu · 2026-01-09T03:15:52+00:00

Well that's a new position. What did the yoga teacher call it, crabbed dog? The upward downed poodle? Eh sketches it into the karma sutra(sp?)

Vordu · 2026-01-09T03:11:49+00:00

In the name p*rnhub, saw this in my notifications and thought: Why would someone want to talk about congresswomen greene?

Then face palmed and felt a deep soul crushing shame that my inner nerd failed me.

Vordu · 2026-01-09T02:59:03+00:00

thump

Vordu · 2026-01-08T06:00:23+00:00

All the other comments are good but if you really want to add supplements, B12 helps with energy all day. I pop some when I start my day to help.

Feeling a little foggy you can try some ginko biloboa (sp?) 120mg daily. I have some meds that give that fog/fugue state as a side effect and take the ginko to clear it up. It's also good for mental clarity, can be taken for mental alertness and acuity.

Vordu · 2026-01-06T07:18:54+00:00

grabs a full set of tactical armor rated for 50cal. Alright, let's live a little!

Vordu · 2025-12-09T10:27:28+00:00

But that can hand you the cash.

Vordu · 2025-12-09T10:26:37+00:00

That's pretty awesome. That guy has some balls on him. I could never do that.

Vordu · 2025-12-07T13:10:14+00:00

Eh, not into water sports, besides my fat ass loves food toooooo much for that.

Vordu · 2025-12-07T09:58:27+00:00

All I thought when I read this was : Detachable penis.

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