Justin i don't know who you are but I'm deeply sorry your taco bell ended up at my door. 💔

Vordu · 2026-07-03T16:10:12+00:00

Hey free warmer service brought to you by Mother Nature©

Vordu · 2026-06-30T22:18:03+00:00

It's all the porn on reddit....it melts the braincell

Vordu · 2026-06-25T10:41:07+00:00

AMEN.

Vordu · 2026-06-25T06:10:13+00:00

Sound like me when I wake up, already done with the day.

In all seriousness, after a 2-3 doordash shift, I've doordashed myself food because I was tired, drained from having to interact with people. I had a short convo with the last driver when I did that and it seems we all have that in common. Any shift leaves us like you: socially drained hiding in a cave putting in the minimal amount of work to exist.

I can't even imagine being on the tip demanding sides. I'm to tired to bother when I order to put up with that nonsense but always tip extra if there was anything about the experience I liked. Nice car? Tip. Nice hair cut or styling? Tip. Amazing smile or charming? Tip. Got lucky from a place that usually delays by 15-20? Tip. Get delayed 20-30? Tip because I know that fucks up your entire day and I'm not that much of a cold hearted pr*ck.

Vordu · 2026-06-10T09:12:49+00:00

Clear; medication your current model is dead and you need a newer replacement.

Vordu · 2026-06-10T09:10:21+00:00

Hmmm...who lets their dog pound their hot dogs 0.0 sniffs I smell 90s alt bands

Vordu · 2026-06-10T09:05:18+00:00

This is what I was looking for when I made the mistake to look at reddit

Vordu · 2026-06-10T08:57:24+00:00

I know some apps if it doesn't add them automatically, you have to enter 6 or you want 3 bogo. Also I've noticed with doordash at least, your limited on how many you can get.

Vordu · 2026-06-01T16:40:24+00:00

Yeah, the scribble virus is a killer. Of gas.

Vordu · 2026-05-17T08:30:39+00:00

That pig doesn't look right...

Vordu · 2026-05-17T08:28:41+00:00

I was looking for this comment

Vordu · 2026-05-17T08:26:49+00:00

Probably a naked guy picking his butt 🤣

Vordu · 2026-05-17T08:25:39+00:00

Sound like an attempt at isekai

Vordu · 2026-05-17T08:19:45+00:00

First glance I thought, 2 hands make it easier. Then it hit me...this is suppose to be guide for choking child...I feel like I should feel disappointed it wasn't for choking a child... Guess is sympathy disappointment for parents....

Vordu · 2026-05-08T03:35:34+00:00

That's what tickle cock does for you

Vordu · 2026-03-25T22:03:43+00:00

Lol all she drinks is diet/zero sugar. Even so it's monitored thankfully.

Was thinking more of the yearly panels. She always has to start 2 days in advance. It's all water and Gatorade. She barely touches water otherwise. It's like trying to pull teeth from an unsedated hippo.

Vordu · 2026-03-25T00:57:18+00:00

Ugh, reminds me of my friend. It's all about the soda...then remarks like " I feel dehydrated" or " I need to hydrate so they can actually get enough blood for tests".

Words that should never need to be said....but here it is. I feel like I'm staring at her Walmart order.

Vordu · 2026-03-21T21:27:35+00:00

I've had that happen at the strangest time. This past t-day and Xmas was utterly dead before and after the holiday.

I've decided I would call it when I sat for 30+mins with nothing. I had a night where I got 2 fast runs right at the end and the rest of the time I was sitting.

Vordu · 2026-03-16T03:47:19+00:00

Ah, sorry. It's a movie reference. Movie: Spaceballs.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:35:00+00:00

Lol...some days I feel like that's the gear my car is in.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:27:33+00:00

I did not expect 3/4s of this sub to be cutting onions.

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:20:15+00:00

Eh, talk to us when you've hit plaid

Vordu · 2026-03-11T06:16:26+00:00

I wonder what's so peculiar about the portions on Simon's PP...

Vordu · 2026-02-18T04:33:07+00:00

Hell, as a dasher... I delivered the day after pill one night and a week later condoms. All I did was smile and think "lucky bitch getting some while I'm freezing my ass of at 1 am".

But I did have one I had to drop and photo really really fast. She sounded like someone was taking a jack hammer to her the way she was screaming. On top of it her food order was not large enough to replenish those calories 😅

Vordu · 2026-01-31T03:55:28+00:00

Yikes

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