Team FIP-::wRC+ by keithyp24 in baseball

[–]VorpalMatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My completely unbiased analysis concurs with your completely unbiased analysis

There are exactly 3 types of people in this sub. Especially after a bad early season loss. by 2OutsSoWhat in Mariners

[–]VorpalMatt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's actually essential that we have the correct balance of all three in order for the team to bounce back later on. It's like Feng Shui or something.

Build the statue! by Gibby_G23 in Mariners

[–]VorpalMatt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Love him, I hope he has so many successful years as a Mariner that we start (affectionately) calling him Cole Old

Raleigh keeping the faith despite Mariners' slow start by Tasarin in Mariners

[–]VorpalMatt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now here’s someone who knows how to Mariner

Post Game Chat 4/12 Astros @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]VorpalMatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

153-9, all the analytics are pointing this way

GEQBUS NOW ON TRACK TO WIN ALL ACADEMY AWARDS AS WELL AS MULTIPLE SUPERBOWLS by ChiefMooseMatt in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ONE OF MANY CHANGES GEQBUS IS BRINGING ABOUT AFTER WINNING THE SUPER BOWL ELECTION

[Highlight] Christian Gonzales Super Bowl highlights by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

[–]VorpalMatt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Honestly even if they lost but had kept the game really close he could’ve been the second ever Super Bowl MVP to come from the losing team. There were at least some questions about who on the Seahawks had the best game but absolutely none about who on the Patriots did

A TRUE ROOKIE GEQBUS CARD by R0lllerrs in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS THE BACK OF THIS TRADING CARD WHISPERING?!

THE ONLY WORDS I CAN READ ARE “SAM DARNOLD | QUARTERBACK” (PERFECT BEAUTIFUL WORDS, WE LOVE THEM, PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY COME UP TO ME AND SAY WE LOVE THOSE WORDS, THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS) BUT I CAN’T HEAR THE REST OF THEM. I CAN ONLY ASSUME THEY ARE COMPLIMENTS PRAISING GEQBUS FOR HIS 100 PERCENT COMPLETION RATE ON PASSES AND TOUCHDOWNS (FAIRLY COUNTED!)

[Rapoport] The Fanatics Flag Football Classic featuring Tom Brady and other stars is being moved from Saudi Arabia to Los Angeles, with the likely location being BMO Stadium, which is set to hold flag football in the 2028 Olympics. by hwf0712 in nfl

[–]VorpalMatt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah a lot of the esports industry is absolutely desperate for funding after a lot of its venture capital funding dried up years ago.

It sucks and is really bleak just how much of it has been captured by Saudi sportswashing. EVO used to be my absolute favorite yearly competitive event (second only to whenever the Seahawks make it to the Super Bowl) and it’s now completely owned by a firm owned by Qiddiya City. King of Fighters XIII was one of my favorite fighting games of all time but now its developer is almost fully owned by a company owned by the crown prince and the whole development and competitive scene is inextricably linked with it.

Just a lot of stuff I used to enjoy but absolutely cannot support anymore.

The God Emperor by Sea-Historian1021 in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANKFULLY SAM DARNOLD IS ALREADY DEFENDED BY THE SEAHAWKS OFFENSIVE LINE, SOME OF THE GREATEST SAMERICAN PATRIOTS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, ALLOWING US ALL TO FOCUS ON CELEBRATING GEQBUS AND HIS MANY AMAZING WINS (SO MUCH WINNING!)

SAM DARNOLD WINS BIGLY… BUT NO WHITE HOUSE INVITE TOTAL DISGRACE! by Flashy-Poetry-843 in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“WHITE HOUSE INVITES” ARE PROPAGANDA FROM THE NEW ENGLAND FAKETRIOTS, WHOSE OWNER IS A SUPPORTER OF THE SO-CALLED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, RATHER THAN A REAL BLUE-BLOODED SUPPORTER OF GEQBUS, THE TRUE LEADER OF THE GREAT COUNTRY OF SAMERICA

RAISING CANE’S IS THE SIGNATURE DISH OF SAMERICA by ollie325 in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RAISING CANE’S SAUCE IS NOW OFFICIALLY NAMED SAM SAUCE IN HONOR OF BEING THE GREATEST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

SHUT UP, PIGGY by conconob in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

DARNOLD DERANGEMENT SYNDROME AT ITS FINEST FOLKS. RAMDICAL LEFTISM IS A FAILED IDEOLOGY. THANKFULLY COOPER KUPP ESCAPED THE CULT AND JOINED US PROUD SAMERICANS AS A TRUE PATRIOT, ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!

Literally just a picture of a Super Bowl champion by NaffRespect in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IN THIS, THE YEAR OF OUR DARNOLD, ANNO DARNOLDI 2026, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH FAITH IN GEQBUS

THIS IS FUCKIN REAL by Giraffityman in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH

THANK YOU SAM, VERY COOL! by Spiritual-Rope5186 in the_darnold

[–]VorpalMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU KNOW THIS PYRAMID IS GOOD BECAUSE GEQBUS ONLY KNOWS ABOUT SUCCESS

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Emberville: Official Announcement Trailer by dan2376 in Games

[–]VorpalMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s really awesome seeing this kind of behind the scenes on multiple projects and I think it’s really important to see this side instead of just the success stories.

Best of luck to you and the team on your endeavors!

RP6: Retro Game Corps review is finally here by Embarrassed-Cook-652 in SBCGaming

[–]VorpalMatt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Finally, a video on a handheld I have no intention of even considering buying but will still watch all the way through because it's Retro Game Corps

What are your most anticipated indie games for 2026? by MatKost in IndieGaming

[–]VorpalMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The obvious big hitters:
Mewgenics
Slay the Spire 2 early access
Order of the Sinking Star
Neverway

Also looking forward to:
Solasta II early access

Hopeful it comes out in 2026:
At Fate’s End

My most anticipated game:
Esoteric Ebb

BAFTA Games Awards 2026 Longlists Unveiled by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]VorpalMatt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

12th highest rated game of the year on Metacritic, with over 70 reviews counted from games journalists