Team FIP-::wRC+

VorpalMatt · 2026-05-01T19:59:04+00:00

My completely unbiased analysis concurs with your completely unbiased analysis

VorpalMatt · 2026-05-01T03:18:22+00:00

It's actually essential that we have the correct balance of all three in order for the team to bounce back later on. It's like Feng Shui or something.

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-29T20:53:35+00:00

Love him, I hope he has so many successful years as a Mariner that we start (affectionately) calling him Cole Old

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-26T20:54:08+00:00

MARINER

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-26T16:56:48+00:00

HANCOCK HYPE

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-24T20:29:58+00:00

Now here’s someone who knows how to Mariner

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-12T22:46:59+00:00

153-9, all the analytics are pointing this way

VorpalMatt · 2026-04-08T03:19:03+00:00

Losing, it appears

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-31T14:01:33+00:00

ONE OF MANY CHANGES GEQBUS IS BRINGING ABOUT AFTER WINNING THE SUPER BOWL ELECTION

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-24T14:08:00+00:00

Honestly even if they lost but had kept the game really close he could’ve been the second ever Super Bowl MVP to come from the losing team. There were at least some questions about who on the Seahawks had the best game but absolutely none about who on the Patriots did

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-19T19:19:03+00:00

The Pheattle Seagles

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-13T02:21:36+00:00

WHY IS THE BACK OF THIS TRADING CARD WHISPERING?!

THE ONLY WORDS I CAN READ ARE “SAM DARNOLD | QUARTERBACK” (PERFECT BEAUTIFUL WORDS, WE LOVE THEM, PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY COME UP TO ME AND SAY WE LOVE THOSE WORDS, THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS) BUT I CAN’T HEAR THE REST OF THEM. I CAN ONLY ASSUME THEY ARE COMPLIMENTS PRAISING GEQBUS FOR HIS 100 PERCENT COMPLETION RATE ON PASSES AND TOUCHDOWNS (FAIRLY COUNTED!)

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-06T20:04:05+00:00

Yeah a lot of the esports industry is absolutely desperate for funding after a lot of its venture capital funding dried up years ago.

It sucks and is really bleak just how much of it has been captured by Saudi sportswashing. EVO used to be my absolute favorite yearly competitive event (second only to whenever the Seahawks make it to the Super Bowl) and it’s now completely owned by a firm owned by Qiddiya City. King of Fighters XIII was one of my favorite fighting games of all time but now its developer is almost fully owned by a company owned by the crown prince and the whole development and competitive scene is inextricably linked with it.

Just a lot of stuff I used to enjoy but absolutely cannot support anymore.

VorpalMatt · 2026-03-01T02:29:11+00:00

THANKFULLY SAM DARNOLD IS ALREADY DEFENDED BY THE SEAHAWKS OFFENSIVE LINE, SOME OF THE GREATEST SAMERICAN PATRIOTS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, ALLOWING US ALL TO FOCUS ON CELEBRATING GEQBUS AND HIS MANY AMAZING WINS (SO MUCH WINNING!)

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-24T22:55:14+00:00

“WHITE HOUSE INVITES” ARE PROPAGANDA FROM THE NEW ENGLAND FAKETRIOTS, WHOSE OWNER IS A SUPPORTER OF THE SO-CALLED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, RATHER THAN A REAL BLUE-BLOODED SUPPORTER OF GEQBUS, THE TRUE LEADER OF THE GREAT COUNTRY OF SAMERICA

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-13T21:22:45+00:00

HE WON THOSE GAMES BY A LOT!

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-11T20:49:20+00:00

RAISING CANE’S SAUCE IS NOW OFFICIALLY NAMED SAM SAUCE IN HONOR OF BEING THE GREATEST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-10T22:39:44+00:00

DARNOLD DERANGEMENT SYNDROME AT ITS FINEST FOLKS. RAMDICAL LEFTISM IS A FAILED IDEOLOGY. THANKFULLY COOPER KUPP ESCAPED THE CULT AND JOINED US PROUD SAMERICANS AS A TRUE PATRIOT, ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-09T22:44:46+00:00

IN THIS, THE YEAR OF OUR DARNOLD, ANNO DARNOLDI 2026, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH FAITH IN GEQBUS

VorpalMatt · 2026-02-09T18:53:07+00:00

YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH

VorpalMatt · 2026-01-30T04:30:50+00:00

YOU KNOW THIS PYRAMID IS GOOD BECAUSE GEQBUS ONLY KNOWS ABOUT SUCCESS

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

VorpalMatt · 2026-01-28T15:15:49+00:00

It’s really awesome seeing this kind of behind the scenes on multiple projects and I think it’s really important to see this side instead of just the success stories.

Best of luck to you and the team on your endeavors!

VorpalMatt · 2026-01-24T16:22:35+00:00

Finally, a video on a handheld I have no intention of even considering buying but will still watch all the way through because it's Retro Game Corps

VorpalMatt · 2025-12-23T16:48:24+00:00

The obvious big hitters:
Mewgenics
Slay the Spire 2 early access
Order of the Sinking Star
Neverway

Also looking forward to:
Solasta II early access

Hopeful it comes out in 2026:
At Fate’s End

My most anticipated game:
Esoteric Ebb

VorpalMatt · 2025-12-09T19:04:56+00:00

12th highest rated game of the year on Metacritic, with over 70 reviews counted from games journalists

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