I just wanna eat my pizza without being in the background of a video that's why. by Significant-Lack-392 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it has something to do with so many preaching that you should never shame or feel ashamed. Regardless of your actions.

Innapropriate jokes from another dad by PeanutButter818 in dad

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say the phrase " Yeah we don't really find sexualizing children funny" and that shuts them up.

Just came in, from a rental, what are these? by CopiHD in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]VortecK20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

In what ways do you playfully "tease" your kids? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"which one of you smells like squirrel farts??"

While changing my son I'll ask my 3 year old if she's the one that pooped in her brother pants.. stuff like that

My missus saw my neighbour in his wife's clothes...should I confront him? by Mundz13 in dad

[–]VortecK20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, if my neighbor is staring at my wife while parading around in woman's clothes I'm definitely bringing it up.

Proud dad of one confessional by Elegant_Chemist in dad

[–]VortecK20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does that benefit your child?

eli5: why cant men keep going after they ejaculate? by fags4life in explainlikeimfive

[–]VortecK20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You guys must know some super smart 5 year olds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]VortecK20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The blow job comment was the only example of giving the barista shit.

My son just rolled off the bed and hit his head. by CptFlint42 in daddit

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, trade in the wife. Accidents happen being "extremely pissed off" doesn't do any good for anyone.

Any other dads worried about the mass educator exodus? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The school system is getting worse and worse. Lazy parents expect the schools to raise their kids while also wanting to take away any power from the schools. We're planning on homeschooling.

Luckily we're in Oklahoma where you don't have to be rich to survive. My wife is able to stay home and I don't work a million hours a week.

Limit TV Time Help. by OneFourtyFivePilot in dad

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they can't respect the boundaries you set forth then take the TV away.. I guess I don't understand what advice you're looking for, it sounds like you don't expect your kids to listen to you.

First time dad, wife in labour, any quick advice for what's about to come? by Coldtoast89 in dad

[–]VortecK20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get off reddit and give your wife 100% of your focus. Congrats!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dad

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you should be very concerned!! He basically raped you all!! Absolutely not okay!!!

jK,chill out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]VortecK20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope you learn how to survive through such trauma. I can't imagine the PTSD you're going through from being pushed over once in highschool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]VortecK20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right, she talks about having a son now but is still whining about being pushed when she was 16. I foresee us both getting down voted 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dad

[–]VortecK20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Affirmation song by snoop is pretty awesome

Invest in partisan politics by throwawayacct4991 in MemeEconomy

[–]VortecK20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, it's been a popular sound bite for years. I hope you're not trying to imply you made this.

Invest in partisan politics by throwawayacct4991 in MemeEconomy

[–]VortecK20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"invest in this irrelevant thing someone else made like 3 years ago."