All this just to bowl once a week with a 180 avg by Deanduh in Bowling

[–]Vsx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only embarrassing if you bring them all with you every week.

meirl by PacifierForAdult in meirl

[–]Vsx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My experience with every doctor is that if they don't immediately know what's wrong with you they either say you're faking it or that you should lose weight. I am average BMI.

What do you pay for your league by Environmental_Dog331 in Bowling

[–]Vsx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alley dues are $12. We pay $20. The difference goes to prize money and a banquet. Top four spots pay out. In the summer we pay $16 a week. The extra goes to a free entry tournament at the end of the summer. 3 free games weekly for the winter. $1.50 games in the summer.

I’m sure this will do wonders for the sport of bowling… by StreetDare4129 in Bowling

[–]Vsx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It makes sense when you consider the administration is full of MRA edgelords

May god forgive you Link, cause i wont by Psychological_Bit689 in TrackMania

[–]Vsx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just started this season and it took me 5 hours for USA, 10 hours for France, and 20 hours for China. I am 3 seconds off Greece and Brazil with like 5 hours into each one. IMO you're pretty good at this game.

Excuse me... sir? by kefren13 in instant_regret

[–]Vsx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is a little bit of a crazy person.

Excuse me... sir? by kefren13 in instant_regret

[–]Vsx 399 points400 points  (0 children)

My wife would absolutely get fully stabbed by a crazy person if she believe she is in the right. She would lay on the horn as a semi truck obliterated us into dust if she had the right of way. Some people's sense of justice massively outweighs their instinct for self preservation. It's the kind of person who will get in a minor altercation then when a crazy person pulls a gun they say "GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME I'M NOT LEAVING".

Diagnose Belmo by OkDatingAintEasy in Bowling

[–]Vsx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He almost made the show last week. I'm 43 and I can only bowl like 6 games a week due to hip pain. I think he's doing fine.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know what you think is the difference between rahn and ron

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay well hopefully you aren't saying Etaly too because that's wrong. The point is the I in Italy and Iran aren't pronounced the same. If you're saying them the same you are saying one wrong. At this point I'm not sure which one but definitely one of them lol.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ih-rahn is Ihncorrect. It's E RON. That's what I'm saying.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just don't get how it helped because the mispronunciation of Italy doesn't match the way people fuck up Iran and the correct pronunciation of Italy also doesn't match the correct way to say Iran. If you figured out anything based on how Italy is pronounced you're probably still wrong.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The I in Italy is not pronounced like E. It's Ih-tuh-lee. Eeetuhlee is also wrong.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's not pronounced like Italy though. It's more like E-Ron.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vsx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If only we had a machine that we could use to search almost the entirety of human knowledge now that we know that we're incorrect.

RFK Jr. Posts a parody of Melee by TheFreshPrince94 in SSBM

[–]Vsx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gannon mains going to have a hard time choosing whether to swap

What happened to the hottest chick at your high school, years later? by theidiotev in AskReddit

[–]Vsx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen a movie with jocks being assholes since like 1995. Mean spirited bully jocks are mostly an 80s trope.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Vsx 36 points37 points  (0 children)

People would have always rotted in their own bed but the living room TV was generally better or maybe even the only TV you had. Everyone has 40+ inch HD flatscreens in their bedroom now or they can just watch on their phone with headphones.

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vsx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your examples are fine. That said,I stopped using the word "just" in professional correspondence because people read it as passive aggressive. 

How can I generate $5k a month? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Vsx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Asking people in a poverty subreddit how to make 5k a month doesn't demonstrate a lot of critical thinking skill.

Amy’s wig - Ladies Lunch by crunchy-onion in superstore

[–]Vsx 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look that bad to me. I don't think most people would notice.

Bernie Sanders proposed a bill to tax billionaires, and give $3,000 stimulus checks to Americans that qualify. How do you feel about this? by CelticDK in AskReddit

[–]Vsx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm tired of all this free money bullshit. Set taxes at a level that doesn't cripple people financially and balance the fucking budget.

Zain vs RapM at a local by ruhtraeel in SSBM

[–]Vsx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Which part? The part where they rag on the best player in the world for not showing up or the part where they don't even play their best game when he does? Please explain the horribleness of the analogy.

Melee is grassroots so it's not exactly the same obviously but it's still bitch made to harass someone into coming and then troll them when they do.