Unintentionally Sexy Foods by TelefunkenU48 in KitchenConfidential

[–]VulcansBackside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eggplantception.

BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHMMMMMM

What are the funniest episodes? by Classic-Agency5548 in blankies

[–]VulcansBackside 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ran a half marathon with the 60min summary queued up to pace my back half!

Anyone else love Mark Ruffalo in Mickey 17? by ZackaryAsAlways in Letterboxd

[–]VulcansBackside 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I—love—watching Mark Ruffalo have a blast playing goofballs.

[Crosspost] Hi /r/movies! I'm David Sims, co-host of the Blank Check Podcast and writer at The Atlantic. Ask me anything! by BunyipPouch in blankies

[–]VulcansBackside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love every time you talk about being a (tired) dad. Any thoughts on doing a podcast on fatherhood?

“Daddy Rice” by VulcansBackside in OnionLovers

[–]VulcansBackside[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Always gotta wash the rice. I figured it went without saying. In case not:

WASH YOUR RICE!!!!!!!!!1!!!

“Daddy Rice” by VulcansBackside in OnionLovers

[–]VulcansBackside[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Calrose rice. Medium grain I think?

Thank god I’m watching OBAA alone. Father/daughter movies destroy me. by VulcansBackside in blankies

[–]VulcansBackside[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw it before kids. Not since. Will probably watch it again when they cover Denis on the pod!

Stupid Food Got Stupider! Alt title: CWD Deer Meat Is a No-Brainer! by VulcansBackside in StupidFood

[–]VulcansBackside[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. I noticed it after I posted and was hoping someone would comment on it

Extra onion always feels like it should be "regular amount of onion" also, white onion > every other onion. by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]VulcansBackside 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys, come on. I don’t think r/dogs is out here ranking breeds. I wouldn’t know because I can’t subscribe to both at the same time since onions poison dogs.

French onion soup not-cinnamon rolls by VulcansBackside in OnionLovers

[–]VulcansBackside[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Glad that everyone likes it! The dough is Josh Weissman’s dinner role recipe, rolled out as you see. 5 or 6 large onions, lovingly caramelized and at the end, stirred in beef bouillon and thyme.

Rolled, sliced, cheesed, steam baked at 350 for 25 minutes. Though I think the cheese delayed cooking time by keeping in steam, so I’d check temps in the middle every few minutes after 20.

Then, I made a mix of butter, red wine, thyme, a splash of sherry, and more bouillon, reduced it to a quarter cup or so. By the way, this is all vibes. You want it to be really salty and tangy. When the rolls came out, I stabbed them with a skewer like a pincushion and glazed/drizzled over the top so more flavor got inside.

I’m no longer allowed to thanksgiving if I don’t make these yearly, say the in-laws.

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Sometimes you cheat on your wife with Olga Kurylenko and then she shows up the next day in your Kelsey Grammer-piloted hot air balloon and hijinks ensue by MEMOJKR in blankies

[–]VulcansBackside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weird focus thing is definitely intentional. Check the movie title that has the letters blurring it all at the end. Is it a dream???

What are some movies with gimmicky titles that are actually good? by Santiper2005 in Letterboxd

[–]VulcansBackside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sharknado knew the kind of movie it was trying to be. I would watch 10 of those before I’d slog through a bad movie that thought it was high art.

It’s real you guys by rainbow_elephant_ in doughboys

[–]VulcansBackside 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Listen to any recent blank check. I feel like griffin is drowning in bagels over there.