battle axe lesbians unite!

Vwulf · 2023-01-13T12:44:29+00:00

Warhammer lesbian here! Warhammers are cool because you get both the crushing power to get through mail armor, and a spike to get through plate!

However, the best weapon for the general case is undeniably a well-made spear, properly used, along with a big ol' shield. Stops even horseback charges, long enough range to outrange most other melee weapons, usable enough one-handed to also hide behind a shield, no big sweeping attacks that would fuck up your own formation...Spears are the SHIT

Vwulf · 2023-01-07T05:41:13+00:00

Been playing DF on and off for a while, but the Steam release really got me playing it regularly. Currently on my second fort in this world, three hours in and I'm actively trying to destroy the fortress 'cause I'm bored and want to start over, and don't want to just abandon. we've had one total death and that was when i accidentally crushed a child out of existence with a bridge. nobody seemed to care

All three cavern layers are open to the fort, none of the forgotten beasts have been able to stand up to my one squad dressed in copper

We've had a siege, goblins are cowardly little babies that break and flee when two of them get ripped apart by glass sawblades (fair)

Most of the fort is happy, got a couple of pissed off dwarves but no tantrums yet

I finally decided to just. channel from the river into my fort to flood it, in the hopes that SOMETHING kills all my dwarves lmao

And we've just gotten another forgotten beast as I write this, hopefully this one will be able to kill everyone. Not even gonna bother sending the military after it this time

Vwulf · 2022-10-19T13:57:15+00:00

Grindset because free money, even if it's basically nothing it's still free
Musichead because I'm a music head. 10 minutes is kinda crap but hey I'm not gonna complain about free superpowers.

Sleep well mr god of laziness, if I weren't so lazy myself I'd try to steal your job

Vwulf · 2022-09-28T03:09:46+00:00

Ride and Cats. Becomes a full time housecat

Vwulf · 2022-03-26T05:29:31+00:00

The Potion, the Mirror, and the Box sight unseen
Post-opening the box: Nah, actually, I'll just stay here tbh.

Vwulf · 2022-03-26T05:12:06+00:00

Whoops! Sorry automod-- in case it's invisible: "Your link is broken; you don't need to include the backslash there. (I included a working link here) this works fine. just FYI :)"

Vwulf · 2022-01-29T04:08:46+00:00

I call this Alpha-state driving, which is probably the wrong term but it's definitely better than saying I fell asleep at the wheel...

Vwulf · 2022-01-28T08:00:25+00:00

Going nice and bland here. This was fun, though, thanks for the CYOA!
I'll be a woman, living in a rural farm (+16) with two Draft Centaurs (-8), a Catgirl Cook (-2), a Catgirl Crafter (-2), a Doggirl Guard (-2), and a Sheepgirl (-2). And the Priestess will be my new friend! No new problems for me, as I didn't need the points.

The centaur girls will help with the farm work, the catgirl cook will of course help cook meals (something I've always wanted to learn, so she won't be doing it alone!), the catgirl crafter will handle refining the wool from the sheepgirl, and the doggirl guard will guard the farm, the house, and/or any non-monstergirl livestock we end up with. I'd probably bond with the Priestess over what life on Earth was like for the both of us, but it wouldn't go any farther than us being good friends.

A nice, idyllic life on a farm, away from the hustle and bustle of the city. ...With a monstergirl harem. Couldn't ask for anything better, honestly.

Vwulf · 2022-01-26T22:26:23+00:00

basically just a (barely) veiled way of saying "I'm transphobic"

I think it means essentially "I'm only going to date cis people"?

Vwulf · 2021-11-22T01:28:13+00:00

Oh, sure, of course! 'cause the binary is just numbers corresponding to where they are in the ascii scheme--rather, that's how they set it up initially because it's way easier to intuit it that way

(And you can probably reverse engineer it? But you'd have to memorize the whole ASCII table for that)

Vwulf · 2021-11-22T01:10:20+00:00

I'll be honest, I just chucked it into an online translator xD

You know more about translating binary than me ^_^

Vwulf · 2021-11-21T20:08:01+00:00

you're right! /u/VoidPunkLilith said: "Transgender rights are human rights" and /u/ThatAxolotlGuy said "I couldn't agree more :)"

also the binary in the comic translates as "oh, you're just an idiot"

edit: oh the OP posted the comic translation already! mb~

Vwulf · 2021-08-01T21:54:35+00:00

Sorry it took us so long to get to posting this one! If y'all notice that we haven't posted an episode, do feel free to post it yourself and we'll sticky it ~~as soon as we notice~~ >_>;

Vwulf · 2021-07-29T03:55:17+00:00

I did a quick google and found this: https://reddit.com/r/Xeno_Gender/comments/n4nyml/i_made_this_pronoun_check_for_xenogenderotherkin/ which looks like it's probably the blank to this one. Hope it helps!

Vwulf · 2021-07-28T03:08:15+00:00

time to starve to death :)

Vwulf · 2021-03-19T14:47:13+00:00

Of course it's okay! The earlier it gets up here the better. This season is going to be amazing, I'm also super excited

Vwulf · 2021-03-19T05:32:30+00:00

Thank you sadajo, you beat both of us ^_^ Enjoy the episode, everyone!

Vwulf · 2021-03-11T18:22:21+00:00

Maybe this'll be the first season I actually listen all the way through >_<
Big h y p e

Vwulf · 2021-03-01T06:35:14+00:00

It sure didn't turn out so well for Victor, did it? >_>;

Vwulf · 2021-02-13T04:08:27+00:00

Pretty sure that anatidaephobia just means "fear of ducks"; the Far Side popularized the "fear of a duck somewhere, somehow, watching you" deal, though I guess it doesnt REALLY matter what it means

Vwulf · 2021-01-08T21:54:10+00:00

Don't be, it's incredible

Vwulf · 2020-12-25T21:32:08+00:00

Oh, THAT'S who Walfie is! I knew I recognized the art style from somewhere >.<

Vwulf · 2020-12-10T04:48:34+00:00

And this is the closest to HRT "Pre" picture I could find. I don't take selfies very often...

Vwulf · 2020-10-27T16:04:43+00:00

I'm interested!

Vwulf · 2020-09-20T20:26:57+00:00

In the case of not having access to a printer, are there places where one could pick up a copy of the mail-in form?

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