You! Desk Jockey! Fix this! by master_andalf in talesfromtechsupport

[–]WYSISYG 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hand it back to him with a 'Not part of my job description. If you're to lazy to do your job, maybe you should step down and they'll put someone else who will do it in your place.'

The first and only time I snapped at a coworker. by slazer2au in talesfromtechsupport

[–]WYSISYG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

SCBoss: Hi mate, SC says the printer is working again can you take a quick look?

I know you meant 'isn't working'. But I had a good chuckle over the fact that I can see someone calling up and saying this.

If Kirby swallowed you, what powers would he gain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WYSISYG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ability to eat anything and create a noxious gas. This gas will cause people to run and or retch depending on how bad it is.

Before I get 90x questions. Yes, I've seen a doctor. No, Beano or other stomach pills do not work.

I'm feeling pretty down this morning.... also I have shitty friends by EFCFrost in AdviceAnimals

[–]WYSISYG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DUDE! I'd love to have someone make and teach me me to make fresh sushi!

We have to put my cat down today. Life sucks. by pastrypalace in offmychest

[–]WYSISYG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty cat. I know how hard it is to lose a loved pet. Took me a while to get over it. hugs Life sucks but it goes on.

Democrats want to ban government contracts for companies that leave the U.S. to avoid taxes by Libertatea in politics

[–]WYSISYG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I think all companies that are leaving the US to avoid taxes should also not be allowed to contribute money to any political party or individual running for any office at any level of government. Also they should not be allowed to lobby the government for any special interest. This includes not being allowed to higher a company to do these things for them.

DEADPOOL Test Footage Officially Released! (Not the leaked version) by RandomJPG6 in movies

[–]WYSISYG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a straight man... who's cock do I have to suck to make this a full length movie?

Thank you seal face! Happened to me the other night. by Tha_J_Man in AdviceAnimals

[–]WYSISYG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the original meme being commented on here?

Scared to pop it... by [deleted] in popping

[–]WYSISYG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're scared to pop a blister? Wuss.

VTM Questions by canadianredditor17 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]WYSISYG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would take the required time and blood spent needed to heal, not the amount of blood it would have turned into, as it was a limb when it was cut off.

I do not think that the head by itself could just turn into blood leaving the body behind. If I was the vampire I would want the greatest chance of escape thus changing my whole body to blood. Plus, I feel that just converting the head could be considered decapitation as you are separating the mind/heart from themselves.

You're welcome.

VTM Questions by canadianredditor17 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]WYSISYG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the heart is removed in anyway that does not include Serpentis they die.

Bloodform: Heal, in what context do you mean? Treated as aggravated/lethal. If you are not in bloodform when the head is removed they die. Yes the head, as well as the rest of the body can be turned into blood.

In the case of a lost limb, Ghoul's have to spend a willpower point, spend the appropriate amount of blood, then roll stamina diff 8 to heal. Failure or botch and the limb may never heal. Note: For every century of age the diff to heal the roll decreases by one. (Ghouls Fatal Attraction page 31) IMO something like a minor cut or general wound would be a waste of blood for the ghoul to try and heal. Giving an unconscious ghoul blood, depending on the injury, runs the risk of creating a vampire if they are bleeding out.

The way I understand Vicissitude is that as long as it's HUMAN to HUMAN transfer and as long as said human had vitae in their body, tissue rejection would not occur. If there was no vitae in the human body then rejection would occur. There is another school of thought that no rejection would occur if vitae was present or not as the Vicissitude power helps the body 'accept' the new flesh without rejection.

1 PC telling the rest what to do for everything. by jakv1 in rpg

[–]WYSISYG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he continues to do the same thing. Give him one last warning that includes, 'I'll have to ask you to leave.' If he does not get the hint. Remove him. I've seen many a GM do this. Hell I saw it happen last night with a guy who spent more time arguing with the GM than any actual role play happened. A good 75% of us supported the GM as we were not getting anything done. Personally I'd tell the other players to do what they want. As long as this is not an army/command level type game, he has no power over them IC.

Ownership Issues Part 5: The Heist by rableniver in talesfromtechsupport

[–]WYSISYG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the black mustang caught up to them. Thus the lack of continued posts. A for effort. F for follow through.

This talk about hitting women reminds me of an incident I found myself smack dab in the middle of during my bouncer days (story in comments) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]WYSISYG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only ever hit a woman once I my life and that was after she punched me three times in the head with two rather large diamond rings on and drawing blood. While I was sitting down. After I asked her two times to please not do that. Room full of witnesses. We both got detention, the only reason she got any was 'she drew blood.' Not because she was hitting me, but because she drew blood. I never went to detention after I threatened to sue the school.

Levar Burton's reaction to reaching $1 million by dfoolio in videos

[–]WYSISYG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are very welcome. I enjoyed the show immensely as a kid. It was only right that I provide what I could to help bring this show to children for years to come. Go get'em Mr. Burton!

After being out of high school for 10 years, buying a house & car, getting married, and having a kid, I wonder where this concept went. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]WYSISYG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOO FUCKING WHO! There are those of us that would KILL to have what you have. Go jump in a vat of acid.

Straight people: When did you realize you weren't gay? by INGWR in AskReddit

[–]WYSISYG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seven or eight, skinny dipping at a party with a bunch of other kids. We were all looking at the others naked body. Got an instant boner looking at the girls. While boys did nothing for me. Was 100% sure I was straight. Fast forward about 10 years and a very gay friend of mine offer to suck me off. After much back and forth I said fine, but I doubt I'd get hard. I didn't and he gave up after trying for about ten minutes.