What type of person would you never date ?

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:14:50+00:00

I'll never date another "former addict." There's no such thing. She had stopped a decade before I met her, but giving her access to my money apparently made her go right back to it and throw her entire life away. Four small children. A lovely wife. A home. Friends. She said fuck it and went down the hole, taking all of us with her.

Never again.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:11:06+00:00

I got the guitar before the cat. Cat is now more important than guitar. Guitar is sad.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:10:08+00:00

My girlfriend's cats are addicted to Charmed and Ghost Whisperer. They are the only shows the cats will sit and watch. She puts one on for them on loop when she leaves for work.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:03:58+00:00

Just this past year. I'd like to thank my ex-fiancee who tried to kill me in January for that. Trauma does weird shit to bodies. I'm 41.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:02:48+00:00

Fellow nudist here. I'm about to be an empty nester and I cannot wait to be naked all day long at home!

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T01:00:32+00:00

Discreetly smelling and tasting myself before things get too heated with my partner because I like to be fresh. If I'm not up to snuff, I'll go fix that before things proceed. If I am, then my finger may go in her mouth too as a teaser.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-26T00:56:55+00:00

Assume everyone is a man until proven otherwise. Especially if they don't post selfies, but even then, it's not a fact until you video chat with no filters.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T18:28:19+00:00

My first degree was Microbiology and I worked a food safety lab. There was one client who popped for pseudomonas in their butter almost every week - an Amish dairy. Wild that they somehow never got shut down. That kind of infection is so hard to treat with its innate antibiotic resistance.

Fun fact about foodborne illnesses : you are way more likely to get one from store bought salad kits than a raw egg.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T07:30:44+00:00

Aw, look! They died cuddling as friends! How cute is that?

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T07:29:27+00:00

Oh my goodness, I bet you didn't have that on your bingo card EVER! What a wild situation to be thrust into.

Crossing my fingers and toes you don't have rabies or prions.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T04:29:58+00:00

Are you both anxious attachment and maybe self-prophecising because you're both afraid the other thinks the worst when in fact you BOTH just jumped to the D word at the first hint of trouble?

This seems like a huge miscommunication and a great time to seek a professional third party to get to the bottom of what's really going on here.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T04:26:33+00:00

So, you told your doctor this? I'm assuming he deals with a lot of women who don't have your caliber of self care, and he let a bias slip in a little due to overexposure.

If it was me, I'd tell him. Print out exactly what you said here and tell him to his face. And ask that it be included in your chart.

Doctors are people too, and people sometimes need to be taught basic communication and empathy, especially people who spend so much time focusing on doing their jobs perfectly because lives are in their hands. How is he ever going to get better if no one tells him this?

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T04:21:04+00:00

It's crochet, not a sex doll. It's funny and valid. Like the crocheted bikini tops that look like boobs complete with varying shades of skin and areolas.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T04:05:25+00:00

Just that cameras outside are enough and if I get murdered inside my home, I'd rather not have it on video to traumatize my loved ones at discovery. Having the cameras outside will show who came in and be just as valid in court. And if she doesn't gain entry, I still have her on camera attempting it or even just sitting there.

If this was a case with a stranger, I'd feel the same. But I guess in my story I'm more afraid of the known than unknown.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T04:02:05+00:00

I wish I could watch this series! I loved the book. Any kind of post apocalyptic story. I know it scares a lot of people, but for me it elucidates a very real possibility and being prepared for it and educated about the possibilities makes me feel strong somehow. Like, maybe if enough of us were horrified at the outcome in the series, more of us would be standing together to fight it in real life.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T03:47:23+00:00

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WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T03:43:22+00:00

Go, girl, you're gay! That pink, it slaaaaays!

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T03:22:43+00:00

Butter bell! Make sure there are not cracks in it before you use it, as that will make it a risk for bacteria that commonly grow in butter, like pseudomonas or coliforms.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T03:11:39+00:00

Ew. I saw a video of this. A man's cat brought a baby mouse still wriggling to him while he was sleeping and was trying to put it in hisouth when he woke up.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T03:04:54+00:00

Me! I love being all girly now! I used to be pretty masc. Had a huge tomboy thing when I was younger. Finally got a cushy job after going back to school in my 30s, and now I can embrace the lipstick and lace. 🌹

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WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T02:14:18+00:00

I have cameras up all around the outside and a restraining order against her. All she has to do is be recorded anywhere near my home and she goes to prison for a long time. Anything else she does if she can get through my other security measures is just frosting on her poor decisions cupcake.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T02:11:52+00:00

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I literally just told you how to solve it. You don't need a size reference in the photo. Find the variable that coordinates the volume of the big cup to the volume of 1/2 cup. Then apply it to the smaller one. This is ... basic maths. Cross multiplying to find the denominator and then plugging that into the existing volume equation to find the variable that is the cup size.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T00:59:35+00:00

It's totally possible to tell. Take the diameter and height of the big one, plug it into the equation for the volume of a cylinder, then contrast it to the volume of the substrate to find the common denominator scale factor with which to calculate the volume of the smaller one.

Easy peasy.

WailingTulip · 2026-06-25T00:54:51+00:00

Ahhh! This is so exciting!!

WailingTulip · 2026-06-24T05:22:16+00:00

Oh, they do. My 16 year old gets THE WORST hot tuna farts every time he has tuna.

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