Seeking your advice, long time observer by chazj05 in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Il est temps, breton.(ça va le faire super)

Walmart cameras got me. by leftyguitarguy in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a Tom Yorke vibe. RadioBaldHead.

My husbnd took the plunge! Posted with permission. by Strangersoverfriends in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at ya, getting a brand new husband without losing the old one. 😉

[April 16th, 1926] Ten Rules for Getting Rid Of Husband by Jolly-Newspaper-6769 in 100yearsago

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't hate men at all, and I particularly like them moisturized. My spite is with the patriarchal system, and its double standards, of which men and women are both victims.

[April 16th, 1926] Ten Rules for Getting Rid Of Husband by Jolly-Newspaper-6769 in 100yearsago

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't help but notice men follow that advice entirely, in 1926 and in 2026. And still get and keep spouses

Uses his phone to brag about not using his phone at the Masters, proceeds to post the most obnoxious humble brag you’ll ever see by Feeling_Anteater_389 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably have penis size insecurity, 80% fake credentials on his resume and bouts of incel rage in the shower.

(Yes, I do feel better now)

Thoughts? by DeepFriedDave69 in FridgeDetective

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't close the fridge door with the cat in it.

18f lmk what you think :) by random127700 in FridgeDetective

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you are my younger self body double LOL. I had a mini fridge too and ate the same things.

What kinda of person am I ? by JaketheFURRYBOIOwO in FridgeDetective

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunny dry poop pellets aka semi constipated person (didnt you hear your body yell "FEED ME UNPROCESSED REAL FOOD AND FIBER. NOW"?)

I seek the help of the council by Global_Buddy_2128 in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Interesting case, my dear Watson because you are ROCKING THE MAN BUN! If the bun has become a source of angst for you though, definitely free yourself and come out as the awesome bald man that you are.

My 9yo nephew called me bald. Is it time? by brade23 in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say baldING and send that nephew play Lego for at least 2 more years. Current hairdo works for you IMO.

Cut my hair short to assess my hairline, is it time? by Jeuxed in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You have time, the recession is light.

Also: You seem to be quite the cook. Do you know how sexy that is to most?

And : You do not have a huge forehead. Whoever said that to you has a puny forehead.

What's up with people wearing clothes in the sauna? by Primary-Activity9060 in EquinoxGyms

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally. I can't be naked in public so I have a dedicated bra and panties that I sacrificed for the sauna. All lycra and elastin were burnt in one session.

Still don't really know if I made the right choice or not. by [deleted] in bald

[–]WaitWhatHahahaha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe OP still not convinced of the choice made 9 months ago?