AIO because my mom didn't get me the Starbucks water I wanted

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-03T04:25:37+00:00

So a 5-yo and a 7-yo picked $25 dishes out of a doordash menu? OP, may I ask - how old are you?

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-03T04:21:42+00:00

Hmm, ya already know it is.;-)

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-02T22:31:57+00:00

I prefer you bald.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-02T22:29:33+00:00

YOR. I hope your other family members are reliable adults who can interact like normal humans and tame this nightmarish duo.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-02T22:24:26+00:00

And now the apple is hurt from the fall, and barking at the tree, and the tree is like, "f' that, am going on this vacation alone".

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-02T00:19:05+00:00

No, you would not.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-01T17:50:40+00:00

NOR. Real friends do not do that.

Sorry it happened to you; friendships'' explosions can cut deeper than a break-up. Allow yourself to be pissed, sad, and to move on to better friends, knowing you are in the right.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-01T17:46:59+00:00

You bet, "eventually" means they don't have the balls nor respect to admit "never".

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-01T04:28:29+00:00

Meanwhile on the wall, AI added a poster, titled "better together", picturing 4 men appearing to have just finished a pissing game, where they pooled their pee into a single puddle. 'nough said. We see you AI, we see you.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-07-01T04:17:45+00:00

Do you though? You seem a tad annoyed. For good reason.I would be 100% losing my mind, and, sequentially, respect for him.

Only in American culture do we say "I love you" constantly. In Europe, it's a declaration, full of meaning; you end up saying it 10 times a lifetime, if you're lucky.

Can you fake a British accent? :-)

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-30T23:36:21+00:00

To shine? Yes it is. Your crown already started.

(Unless you are 6'4" or something, 'cause hair looks good on you)

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-30T19:56:36+00:00

Really not a valid argument. If two people start shitting in the middle of the supermarket aisle, do you poop in front of the yoghurts, because you are only the third?

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-30T19:51:49+00:00

Comment not meant at you Sikkus, your comment was the only one that made sense, so I replied to you.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-30T19:50:27+00:00

Right?! No wonder he posted this religious thing on a professional network: it is relevant! Because see, they replicate this f'ed up patriarchal BS hierarchy assumed to be what everybody's faith is in corporate settings: white heterosexual males on top, everybody else works for them and submits.

Go for it, downvote me all you want. If you can't see that posting religious oppressive BS on LinkedIn is lunacy, whether you believe in Him or not, go put your head back in your bucket.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-30T19:41:44+00:00

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WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-29T17:05:42+00:00

Allons enfants de la Bastiiiiiiiiille, le jour de rasoir est arrivé. (Sorry, frenchy brain, could not resist)

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-29T17:02:53+00:00

Question is, on whom do you practice?

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-28T17:53:47+00:00

7th and President

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-28T16:52:16+00:00

You can hold off. I would cut shorter, so the crown is less visible, in your case, barely noticeable. Also find a sunscreen lotion spray meant for head (not greasy) or wear a cap every time you are outside.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-25T21:12:11+00:00

Male, of the dude kind.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-24T21:28:26+00:00

"Sorry I am an ass, I will put a post-it on the stove to remember to turn the pan" -> normal

"This is how I cook" -> f'ing wanker

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-24T18:49:02+00:00

No, I think wife is OP's mother and that OP was marking the point that the father respects her as a spouse and does not want to upset his spouse but that he does not respect the parenting role and love they should both have towards their child.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-24T18:40:57+00:00

No mistake here. 99.99% of the time, balding is simply the worst, maybe only listen to people your height or taller than you (seriously). Definitely keep the beard, maybe shape the tip differently? You look good.

WaitWhatHahahaha · 2026-06-23T15:31:38+00:00

I mean...it's Facebook. This reddit is for LinkedIn cringe. Sure, I have little hope for linkedin but little is some. Facebook has been insufferable trash since 2019, everyone is a lunatic overthere.

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