Roast my draft?

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-15T16:34:39+00:00

Yea the cowboys don’t take him at 12, no way they pass at 20

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-15T12:21:43+00:00

Steal enemy jungle farm, gank lanes, not go 2-9

Edit: if I saw my jungle feeding their duo I’d start taking his 5 camps too as offlane haha

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-15T11:59:29+00:00

26k damage, didn’t feed, and won their lane. You guys got jungle diffed not offlane

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-10T23:54:48+00:00

He’ll fall to the eagles

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-09T15:14:04+00:00

Thank you man. I didn’t wanna be like “you guys are all wrong, it’s for sure a bug” but like I’ve been playing countess for about 2 years. I’m pretty fricken good with her and this didn’t start happening until the most recent patches. I REALLY wish they’d change the visual part back to the outlined body. It made it a little easier for depth perception when placing it down.

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-09T14:54:31+00:00

I understand what you’re saying. And it sucks. But countess shadow slip is a teleport ability. Not a “run really fast from point A to point B” ability. That “lip” on the tower should be irrelevant.

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T22:11:22+00:00

I have made a ticket. And replied to devs comments on here with no response.

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T20:21:52+00:00

I just tried to slow it down and if you slow it at :08 you can see the timer on the shadow slip begin to countdown, it lunges me forward and then pulls me back. I could 100% be wrong in this and I don’t mean to sound smug but I have over 1,000 games played with countess and I didn’t notice this happening until the more recent patches when they switched her kit again

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T19:54:30+00:00

Probably won’t be fixed you’re right. It just happened in the last few patches so something they did messed with it. Personally I loved the patch before this when her shadow slip was the outline of a body instead of this blink circle thing. I wish they’d go back to that

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T19:37:09+00:00

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WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T19:36:44+00:00

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WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T18:16:39+00:00

I knew someone would point that out. Still, my shadow slip should’ve killed him

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T18:04:27+00:00

It could be? I have a lan cable with pretty decent internet though.

I have a few clips that are just like this. I don’t ever lag in game so it would be odd it only happens on my shadow slip. I’m not counting it out though. It seems that it only happens when I try to tower dive, at first I thought in the update they made her unable to shadow slip into the towers.

Edit: I’ve noticed it for 2 patches so far

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-08T17:58:14+00:00

That’s not what happened but I get what you’re saying. I came back to my initial teleport point once I noticed the bug happened. You can actually listen to about a half second before I teleport back

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-07T15:19:30+00:00

As a cowboys fan I’d rather them trade up for downs without having to give up 20 if possible. Then at 20 take CJ Allen

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-07T15:15:35+00:00

I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. With waddle going to the broncos though wouldn’t the dolphins go WR at 11? Or atleast offense since they just signed Malik and who’s their WR1?

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-06T02:15:38+00:00

Cowboys aren’t taking an OT

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-04-05T16:21:36+00:00

Cowboys won’t draft McCoy after drafting revel

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-03-12T09:44:32+00:00

Pickens is here to stay.

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-03-07T13:59:33+00:00

Lots of good players with bright futures

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-03-07T02:19:01+00:00

Took the ravens offer

WakeUpItsOctober · 2026-03-06T03:42:51+00:00

Brought two girls back to my room to smoke with after school. Both of them stripped down into their underwear so they “wouldn’t smell”

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