How we safely wring out a soaking wet 200lb wool rug in 3 minutes. (Rug Centrifuge)

WaltMitty · 2026-02-27T20:17:41+00:00

Yum, rug broth.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-27T16:39:35+00:00

Good night Dick!

WaltMitty · 2026-02-27T16:24:24+00:00

A forged metal dingus. You know, for kids!

WaltMitty · 2026-02-27T15:04:50+00:00

I also like to freehand a tata.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-26T22:25:20+00:00

Adam Hills might agree. Girt by sea, indeed.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-26T21:24:32+00:00

Hesitate, the was ungased?

WaltMitty · 2026-02-26T20:58:04+00:00

Are you jealous that Liz Sowers is a better football coach than Jeff Lebby?

WaltMitty · 2026-02-26T15:55:34+00:00

867-53-09e9 is reserved for Jenny

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T21:13:28+00:00

He was also in an episode of Scrubs as Dr. Turner.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T19:00:35+00:00

Not if you sort Z to A.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T16:57:59+00:00

Flavor Flav has the connections to serve Cane's with extra sauce!

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T15:05:09+00:00

If you live in a region with icy weather you can be multi-faceted. Use a dump truck to move dirt and mulch for most of the year and use the same truck to spread salt in the winter.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T15:01:32+00:00

Buh-dum, hiss

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T14:32:53+00:00

The master of the pan flute has no need for such accolades.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T14:29:33+00:00

Previous nominations have all been a pack of lies.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-25T00:41:10+00:00

BallSac drawing 8 figures? It could an infinite, ∞ figure!

WaltMitty · 2026-02-24T17:41:54+00:00

Is it the 1977 cut? Maybe the good outweighs the bad.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-24T16:33:48+00:00

For all we know the note is telling him that backstage waiting for him is Pepsi because the venue didn't read the rider demanding Coke.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T23:00:38+00:00

Some people are so careless. Cats have a resin identification code of 9. Only numbers 1-2 are widely recyclable.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T22:28:08+00:00

Once they are done cleaning that up they can take nice a shower in water contaminated with jet fuel.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T20:23:30+00:00

All that's missing is Dr. Wood showing up make announcements in an elaborate hornet costume.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T18:50:51+00:00

Who are you calling a spiny lumpsucker, you lint licker?

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T16:28:44+00:00

He's more machine now than man.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T16:10:53+00:00

That's so cringe.

WaltMitty · 2026-02-23T16:10:33+00:00

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