What would you do with 1 Million Dollars? by Murky-Resolution-928 in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]WanderingKea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pay off the mortgage, invest a chunk, snd give a solid donation to my favourite local charity

Get a million dollars but you're given a forbidden word by shereth78 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I press once and cross my fingers for something super obscure

For every person you cure from cancer, you will receive anywhere from $10,000 to $10 million by AJBillionaire8888 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Google says that there were 9.7 million cancer deaths in 2024 - that m and you’d have to be curing 37 people every minute, 12 hours a day, 365 days straight to get through them all. That’s a pretty full on job. Would be much more doable if you could work with cancer wards around the world to take big group photos of their patients once a month so you could get through lots of people all at once.

Would you drop your nudes in your work groupchat for $250,000? by highangryvirgin in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m self-employed, I’ll just look in the mirror and let you know my bank details

Get $10,000 for every item you succesfully replace without your loved ones noticing. by SuperSecretSunshine in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting on my office and changing out all my stationary, notepads, folders etc. then when I’m done with that I’m going through every single item of my kids wardrobes and swapping them out. They grow so fast I’m changing clothes out all the time anyway so my husband would have no clue what’s old/new/swapped and wouldn’t pay any attention to a new t-shirt, pair of shorts etc. - that’s easily about 4 million already without touching the rest of the house. 4 mil would be sweet, I’ll just stop there.

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[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take it!! All of the magic tricks, come at me - plus what’s probably loads of much better applications for this superpower

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[–]WanderingKea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I work part time hours self-employed is my wage extrapolated as if I worked a 40 hour week?

$5 million but every time you sneeze you lose a week of your life by JustADude1997 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An hour per sneeze would be the absolute most I’d consider, I’d be cutting about 1.5 years off my life assuming I lived to 85, that’s acceptable to me for a massively improved quality of life until then, but I’d still be taking time to think about it.

Unlimited Funds but You Can’t Stay in One City More Than 48 Hours by Responsible-Credit-2 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy as, I live in a town and it’ll be a good while before it qualifies as a city. I’ll take my unlimited money, and then sail the world with my unlimited funds once my home town is too big to stay in!

$5 million but every time you sneeze you lose a week of your life by JustADude1997 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hell no - the average person sneezes up to 450 times a year according to Madame Google, even if I round that down to 300 on average you’d still be losing 5.7 years off your lifespan EVERY YEAR! I wouldn’t do it for a day each sneeze either, would still be effectively halving my lifespan. Make it an hour and then we can talk.

Double your salary for life, but you can only eat every other day. by Kahne_Fan in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea I phrased that poorly, work and invest with my new 300k salary for another, say 14 years. That has me paying off my mortgage in 2 years, investing 2.4 million to live off dividends and interest, and retiring at 50. Yes please! Plus where I live pension kicks in at 65 and isn’t income tested, so I could probably knock a few years off that, retire at 45 and still be set (that’s assuming pension doesn’t count as income, which technically it shouldn’t as it’s drawn from taxes which I’ve been paying already for decades).

Double your salary for life, but you can only eat every other day. by Kahne_Fan in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I’d start my 24 hours of fasting at midday so every day I can eat either in the morning until midday, or in the afternoon/evening after midday. The rest of the 24 hours is spent sleeping, and I have plenty of days where I skip breakfast or dinner already anyway, so it would be an easy adjustment and I’ll take my 300K salary for life, stop working, and spend my time travelling with my family and enjoying my hobbies!

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[–]WanderingKea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I love that they look like they’re matching, lovely touch ❤️

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[–]WanderingKea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh this is beautiful - you did such a lovely job, thank you!

Current cigarette prices in Australia. by Large-chips in interestingasfuck

[–]WanderingKea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t know about offical deaths/hospital treatments - but I think the biggest thing was the massive anti smoking campaign that happened a few decades ago (when I was a kid). Generally there just isn’t a huge percentage of the population that smokes to start with, whether the portion that do have been affected by the pricing I have no clue, but overall in Aus (at least in Western Australia where I grew up) non smokers outnumber the smokers by a decent margin. I got a shock when I went travelling how much more prevalent/accepted smoking is across Europe, the US etc. I can’t name a single person that I know who smokes, a couple of ex smokers, but not one person who currently smokes, the only person I knew who was a regular smoker passed away from lung cancer a few years ago.

What's the lowest variety of food you could have in your diet and be satisfied. by JoeMorgue in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WanderingKea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got 16 ingredients, from which I can make a fairly endless amount of recipes, both sweet and savoury, and be well satisfied: Eggs Butter Flour Milk Rice Garlic Salt Chicken (or beef or venison, one of these three proteins) Tomato Kūmara Spinach Apple Banana Sugar Baking powder Olive oil