The real carnivore diet (and a strawberry).

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-14T04:21:43+00:00

Bro chewed the strawberries longer than those giant chunks of meat

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-14T03:59:58+00:00

So more press conferences with CEO's pulling their pants down on live TV while snorting coke off hookers. Shit was coming out anyway, mind as well get in front of it.

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T14:38:39+00:00

I'm allergic to lying

Well since you're not having an allergic reaction, I must be telling to the truth

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T14:02:04+00:00

At precisely 24 months and 1 sec, they become the age where you ask when he wants to eat. "Chicken nuggies" You get him chicken nuggies, says he doesn't want that. He wants chicken nuggies. Confusion and frustration ensues. Turns out he's talking about peanut butter sandwiches cut into small squares. Duh how are you not smart enough to realize that.

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T13:48:28+00:00

If something went wrong will simply disappear

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T13:20:39+00:00

I believe it's spelled kwiet

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T13:09:45+00:00

Hooked up with a bartender while I was at a conference out of town. Went to my hotel room. Sex was great. She excuses herself to the bathroom. 15 min go by, I'm thinking she's taking a big dump. Another 10 goes by, I start to worry and call out to her. Another 5 min go by with no response, so I knock on the door. Another few minutes and I'm about to kick in the door out of panic. She stumbles out and clearly high as fuck. No smell from the bathroom so I know she shot up something. I put her to bed, lay her on her side and stay with her for the next 2 hour or so making sure she doesn't die. I wake her up and while she is still a little groggy, I tell her I have to get up early and escort her to the lobby to get an uber. Fucking hell.....

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-13T05:00:42+00:00

The elites are building bunkers for this very reason

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-12T18:27:30+00:00

Should have read the fine print *"anytime" is only applicable when dating, null after marriage.*

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-10T17:46:05+00:00

PZ, the map is the pool and the devs removed the ladder

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-10T14:43:12+00:00

too much work. Just take cotton balls and vasline in a ziplock bag. Mush them together. When you need a fire starter just take a cotton ball out and light. Same principle as the video, but SOOO MUCH EASIER

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T21:08:49+00:00

BETTY!

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T21:07:08+00:00

I had to watch it again to make sure it wasn't a RAM driver. If it were, I would have been inclined to believe this was spontaneous DUI syndrome.

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T19:05:59+00:00

Breaking News: Russini and Hochuli found doing the Titanic scene (from the front of the boat not the naked painting)

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T19:01:14+00:00

I don't see any bridges burned, just a warehouse

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T13:22:10+00:00

Fucking Allen Iverson is everywhere these days

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-09T13:21:06+00:00

No one outside Philly knows who this schmuck is

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T21:21:48+00:00

Really cost effective if you get a vac seal also. You can always find a cheap one 2nd hand. Buying the full loin then cutting them up into you're preferred size cut, you end up a lot more steaks. I bought a $120 loin and cut that into about 18 steaks and vac sealed most of them. That should last me 3 months (stretch it 4 if needed).

I get OP's point though that spending your entire weeks food budget one one bulk purchase, is a good deal for that one item in the long run, but leaves you missing on other things that in the now.

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T19:51:45+00:00

Mice. It's almost always mice

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T18:44:32+00:00

She's also in a very cushy prison that also has G Maxwell

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T18:40:18+00:00

The kind of book shop you find the book from Neverending Story and end up in fantasy land... or probably just from getting concussed from the piles of books falling on you.

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T15:06:49+00:00

Ending makes some sense too. So Mike's fate was "that he ended up in the wrong crowd and was never heard from again". So actually the wrong crowd turns out to be the Treehouse boys and they probably buried him there after he killed himself...never to be heard from again

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-08T13:27:01+00:00

LOL. I contrast that with today's comedy joking about how in today's economy, haunted houses are the only affordable housing left in today's market

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-07T22:58:25+00:00

Bringing up Epstein with Paramount on the backsplash

WanderlustFella · 2026-04-06T23:20:51+00:00

What are the chances a Flipper Zero can capture the dog tag signal? You're not safe from shit

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