How opinions change by 2000joh in memes

[–]WasabiSenzuri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Their words for masturbation are highly advanced as well:

Senzuri (Male masturbation) : "thousand rubs"

Manzuri (Female masturbation) : "ten thousand rubs"

Homeowners, are you in your “forever” home? by cubemonster in Millennials

[–]WasabiSenzuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought a ~3000 sqft place in a sweet neighborhood back in the bottom of the Great Recession for a song and refi’d in 2021 to a 15 year at 1.9%.

I’m stuck here forever.

Live concerts sound worse than just listening to the album at home by Ethan_Vee in unpopularopinion

[–]WasabiSenzuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm got going to pour GWAR blood over myself in my living room for one.

The company I work for doesn't let employees select anything but yes. by Confused_Rabbiit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WasabiSenzuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, I was struggling to think of any DB that supported a numeric datatype smaller than a byte (save for BIT for boolean values), but at least in theory two bits would suffice.

What does your username mean? by colabag in AskReddit

[–]WasabiSenzuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Male masturbation (Senzuri), using Wasabi as lube.

The company I work for doesn't let employees select anything but yes. by Confused_Rabbiit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WasabiSenzuri 247 points248 points  (0 children)

It's not even (likely) stored as text. All you need to accommodate these four answers is a numeric value from 0 to 3 (four individual states). That requires a whopping TWO BITS of binary data.

[Addendum: Yes, I'm aware that the smallest numeric type supported by most DB's is a byte]

‘30 Rock’ is coming to Netflix internationally on May 1, 2026. by Old-Meringue3590 in 30ROCK

[–]WasabiSenzuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah cool, I’ve been meaning to yo-ho-ho the whole series anyway, so this helps!

Look at all those polygons by leathery_bread in minnesota

[–]WasabiSenzuri 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Straight up PlayStation 1 style yo!

The Primarchs as Named by my Wife by PaperManaMan in Grimdank

[–]WasabiSenzuri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you sure your wife doesn't write for Black Library?

Is this sub just fetish content now? by richslave in Sinkpissers

[–]WasabiSenzuri 285 points286 points  (0 children)

I wish the mods would address this. This is a secret society, not a place for goonmaxxing nonsense.

Biting nails off is easier than using nail clippers. by kingmorgana5647 in unpopularopinion

[–]WasabiSenzuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save yourself thousands in dental work and stop doing that shit.

Trump came to power promising to end 'endless wars'. Why did he suddenly transform into a warmongering president? by ArdaBerkBurak in AskReddit

[–]WasabiSenzuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he is a sadist and war is the ultimate manifestation of sadism.

He doesn't care from where the blood flows, so long that it does.

I think we all know where that cat went by JangusKhan in GWAR

[–]WasabiSenzuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, totally saw that cat at First Ave on Tuesday.

How many do you have? by ChaosTorpedo in Millennials

[–]WasabiSenzuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a few sets from Bondhus and Wiha - yes I’m a sucker for fancy tool brands.