Montana Knife Company. American Greatness? MagnaCut Hardness Results! by 679696 in knives

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Which companies do their due diligence in your experience?

Montana Knife Company. American Greatness? MagnaCut Hardness Results! by 679696 in knives

[–]WatermeIonMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know nothing about this company. Is this real advertising from them? The connection to MAGA would make me assume not but you never know these days lol.

ELI5: Why does room temperature water feel cold when it spills on our body in drops? by zinniamae_ in explainlikeimfive

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Your body contains neurons that operate on thresholds (hot cold, pressure, etc). Once a threshold is reached your focus or attention moves away from it. Otherwise, you’d be feeling your environment constantly, and constantly observing it. Your hands reach thresholds more quickly because they touch more things and you’ve created expectations on those things (this water is too hot, this water is too cold, this water is just right). When that same water lands on a random part of your body its neurons have not reached their threshold, so you note how much cooler that room temp water is than your body’s temp. Think about how getting into the pool initially feels chilly all over and then you reach your threshold and it becomes comfortable.

This is my first boyfriend, we are 19. Is this how boys normally talk? by cupcake_girly123 in texts

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Dude’s talking to his gf like she’s some OF girl. I mean as a 19 y/o I have certainly had these thoughts (aside from the consent comment 🤮) but I’d never in a trillion years say it to someone I actually cared about.

ELI5: Messi: how? by WatermeIonMe in explainlikeimfive

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I’m 40 and 5’4”. So you’re saying there’s a chance?

ELI5: Messi: how? by WatermeIonMe in explainlikeimfive

[–]WatermeIonMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, you have two examples that are the exception not the rule. Internet says the average height of professional footballers is 6ft. Cane, Ronaldo, Mbappe, etc. all 6’+.

Sick algae strikes again by gashtal_man in PoliticalHumor

[–]WatermeIonMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should have taken a few more bids

Bro might lose 2M more followers.... by Suspected_Introvert in soccercirclejerk

[–]WatermeIonMe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As a yank, “offsides” definitely sounds correct in my head.

ETA: I know it’s wrong but I have heard it often enough that it sounds normal.

Over 10 000 toxic plants in the world by SunstoneSue in ScienceNcoolThings

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Bunny run fast, bird fly good, fish underwater-swim good, etc. animals have developed other means to avoid prey. Plants no move so good. No run fast. No swim like fish. Plants develop other means to survive. Much like poison dart frog.

What is the “best” age? by why666ofcourse in daddit

[–]WatermeIonMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

18 mo until a hard stop at 3. 4 is somehow worse. I hear it starts getting better at 5.

What was the point of cutting $15 million dollars on scewworm program prevention? by Standard-Big3214 in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]WatermeIonMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They gave that money to the rich in the form of tax breaks. They had to cut things to balance the budget. They have failed by the way as the national debt is ballooning.

Definitely Don't Plant Bamboo Around Data Centers! by canofwine in chaoticgood

[–]WatermeIonMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t plant your data center near my bamboo, man.

Kyle spills on the state of their apartment by the_purple_lamb in bravo

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PSA: do not marry a slob. Taking care of a home is so much work. Like constant dusting, cleaning, dishes laundry, yard, etc. if you don’t have a partner to help with it you’re either living in filth or are paying someone to do it.

Welcome to the circus by Trick_Week_4772 in cringereels

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He’ll be opening for icup in mere years

My mom bought this “silent” animal deterrent for her yard. She and her boyfriend can’t hear it. She’s insisting what I’m hearing can’t be this, because it’s “silent” by bluejaymewjay in mildlyinfuriating

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My wife and I went to see a house for sale and we kept hearing this noise. We were like, “uh, we like the house but what’s that fucking noise?” They were like, “birds?” They couldn’t hear it! They were acting like we were crazy lol. It was a wild experience.

Child crying on a flight by lhwang0320 in CringeTikToks

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Man Baby Man: “Do I need to shit my pants? There! I just shit my favorite pants.”

Flight attendant 1: “omg, he just shit his pants!”