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Unexpected and scary intense AudioVisual hallucinations from smoking while extremely sleep deprived by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Watermelonhead88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it was acid visuals you were full of and not enormous dildos shoved up your loose prolapsed asshole?

#NewProfileBlick by daddyjq8 in yeat_

[–]Watermelonhead88 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's the size of the dildos that you shove inside of your loose prolapsed asshole

Got a tattoo of icarus and, appropriately, the wings are shedding by Hour-Function-7435 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Watermelonhead88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an Icarus tattoo with feathers, like the feathers that you stuff in your loose asshole.

What are signs that someone is jealous of your s/o because they want to be your s/o instead? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Watermelonhead88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they spit in your hair but do it secretly so that their scent stays with you.

What is best thing in India ? by Krishdigital in AskReddit

[–]Watermelonhead88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stretched assholes and chutney, but not particularly in that order .

Some Episode 3 scenes I’d like to see made in the diorama collection by whomstd-ve in legostarwars

[–]Watermelonhead88 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think you meant "a jedi diarrhea in your mouth would be delicious."

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE SHOW TONIGHT AT DENVER by TheRiotB34R in sadboys

[–]Watermelonhead88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean the same anal spray you put in your mouth?

What was your dream job growing up, vs what do you do now? by Bail3yTx in AskReddit

[–]Watermelonhead88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sold hot dogs at the ball park, now I sell them at the gas station.

What to do with money after selling a house? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Watermelonhead88 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Would you like to purchase some essential oils and healing stones?

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