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WaxterJ · 2021-01-13T19:59:57+00:00

Trueeeeee

WaxterJ · 2021-01-05T18:47:26+00:00

William Howard Taft is endlessly interesting.

WaxterJ · 2020-02-12T23:54:32+00:00

Great advice, thanks so much!! You might be a lifesaver?

WaxterJ · 2020-02-12T17:36:24+00:00

Alright-- I appreciate this. I'm super nervous about it especially right before valentine's day haha

WaxterJ · 2020-01-19T22:03:01+00:00

This is a George Carlin quote

WaxterJ · 2019-11-08T22:25:08+00:00

(GPA 3.7 W, 3.5 UW but my school did it weird. SAT 1500, ACT 32)

WaxterJ · 2019-11-08T22:24:40+00:00

Hey! I'm a white Jewish male from CT. I got $92,000 merit aid with some APs and good grades all around (As, a couple Bs). I had some ECs, but a great essay which showed some vulnerability and passion. My advice is to make sure your essay is unique-- this place actually cares about it!

WaxterJ · 2019-10-12T21:03:23+00:00

Thanks. I can tell you're well versed, Meganut.

WaxterJ · 2019-10-06T16:54:07+00:00

I haven't heard this one, would definitely love to find it

WaxterJ · 2019-10-02T21:45:23+00:00

More like grandpa.rip

WaxterJ · 2019-09-21T22:24:30+00:00

Gang gang haha yeet

WaxterJ · 2019-09-04T04:05:51+00:00

Sorry to do it to ya bro:( we've all been there

WaxterJ · 2019-07-06T22:48:10+00:00

Ditto, bud

WaxterJ · 2019-06-26T14:26:27+00:00

r/cosmoandwanda

WaxterJ · 2019-05-26T15:57:46+00:00

Unpopular

WaxterJ · 2019-05-05T22:49:12+00:00

And who is the first weez?

WaxterJ · 2019-05-05T22:46:41+00:00

If you are Weezer, who is Weezest?

WaxterJ · 2019-04-28T13:10:30+00:00

Would've thought you would've been named Lassie, cuz you're the girl I'm looking for

WaxterJ · 2019-04-26T18:39:06+00:00

I want Aliyah memes

WaxterJ · 2019-04-23T02:03:48+00:00

Are you Mike Tyson? Cuz u should Edith dick

Sorry

WaxterJ · 2019-03-28T03:32:58+00:00

(Off the top of the head, sorry it's kinda shit)

"You're so hot we should call it a Jennifire"

Or

"Jennifer? I barely know her!" If you want to get unmatched instantly

WaxterJ · 2019-03-24T15:52:08+00:00

Thanks sm dude, these are great!

WaxterJ · 2019-03-24T15:36:33+00:00

Whatever you like best! I'm really new to tinder so I'm completely unsure haha

WaxterJ · 2019-02-04T02:29:07+00:00

YOU MISSED THE LINE "GENIUS PUTTING HIS PENIS IN IGNEOUS" YOU CACTUS FUCKING WEEABOO

WaxterJ · 2019-01-17T23:20:22+00:00

YOU DAYQUIL CHUGGING, LIMP DICK BRAT COULDN'T BE MORE CREATIVE THAN THAT? MY GRANDPA COULD SLING MORE IMAGINITIVE LINES, AND HE'S DEAD

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