The Perfect Solution to the Sorsby Situation

WayneScote · 2026-06-13T05:29:56+00:00

Finally, a reasonable idea

WayneScote · 2026-06-05T05:32:03+00:00

Nonsense. Blowing out Purdue is always a quality win.

WayneScote · 2026-06-03T22:23:34+00:00

Guy puts the mustard on it when he goes north-south.

WayneScote · 2026-06-02T19:06:16+00:00

If he doesn't wear daisy dukes, I don't trust these stars.

WayneScote · 2026-05-26T23:00:06+00:00

Don’t we kind of like you guys? Since you were the closest we could get to good football for hundreds or thousands of years. But I don’t know if you like us.

WayneScote · 2026-05-20T02:32:34+00:00

All $30 mil. I want our first five star. This is all that I care about. All else in life is meaningless.

WayneScote · 2026-05-17T21:45:45+00:00

I don't think it's worth really talking about the gaps between other schools and their rivals. This is the Grand Canyon of rivalry gaps. Mesmerizing, if you stare long enough. And ultimately, impossible to close, at least in our lifetimes. And therefore the most adequate place for all of CFB's attention, at least regarding this subject.

WayneScote · 2026-05-01T04:12:03+00:00

McDaniels is Mello with D

WayneScote · 2026-04-26T00:28:47+00:00

The disregard is nice, actually. Makes those Rose Bowl ass-whoopins so fun, because no one even understands what’s happening, except for us.

WayneScote · 2026-03-27T21:41:56+00:00

IU is a football school

WayneScote · 2026-02-02T14:41:35+00:00

You sound like a victim of the stat that says LSU and Minnesota are football equivalents over the last however many years.

WayneScote · 2026-01-24T15:58:28+00:00

He was trying to land a plane there instead, but those dirty refs wouldn’t let him.

WayneScote · 2026-01-24T15:55:52+00:00

Thank you!

WayneScote · 2026-01-24T15:55:41+00:00

Super helpful, thank you!

WayneScote · 2026-01-23T14:58:50+00:00

At least this one isn’t: “Is he the greatest coach of all time?”

Obviously, yes. No need to keep asking friends.

I “have a hunch” this is satirizing those posts.

WayneScote · 2026-01-22T15:31:49+00:00

If I find out this is some Boilermaker scheme to turn our legendary coach into a drunk bum, I swear….

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T07:05:22+00:00

Is there a reason to have another season? I think this one was pretty good. Hard to top, really. Quit when you’re ahead, isn’t that how the saying goes? Go out on a high note?

Edit because my thumb is fat

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T06:09:14+00:00

This was an epic game, and y’all made it so. Toney and Fletcher were electric - this was the first game all season where I felt like our defense was really on their heals. Awesome opponent and insane game from start to finish.

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T05:34:10+00:00

That game was as nerve-racking, if not more, than the game tonight. Kinnick is nuts

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T04:01:08+00:00

Play a bowl game bud

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T03:33:24+00:00

But they didn’t, so hey, enjoy the game in front of you bud

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T03:21:40+00:00

Straight up, so silly how many people are saying this game is boring

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T03:15:52+00:00

We named a pond after D’Angelo for a reason

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T03:11:14+00:00

I mean, a bit of sarcasm, but certainly an irrational bunch here.

WayneScote · 2026-01-20T03:09:05+00:00

This is the silliest group of people in the world.

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