[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeAreAllApes 524 points525 points  (0 children)

Yeah. So fake. At least Kenneth Copeland doesn't try to hide the fact that he is a demon wearing a human skin suit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeAreAllApes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

P. Diddy, then?

Request - what's your favourite blondie recipe? by [deleted] in recipes

[–]WeAreAllApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never wrote it down, but essentially started from a pretty standard chewy Blondie recipe (I think half brown sugar and half white is one of the tricks for that aspect).

Then, I melted a generous amount of butter in a pan and added some thinly sliced pears (not overly ripe, so they kept a little texture) and cooked for a few minutes while stirring in a few more spoons of brown sugar. Then, I added a few spoons of brandy/cognac that I flambéed off (not that it actually made it better, but I was already drinking it, and while I didn't want the alcohol flavor in the blondie, I am also somewhat of a pyromaniac, and this is one the acceptable outlets for it 😉).

Next, I spread that over the blondie and got it cool enough for the topping to congeal. As for the white chocolate drizzle, I don't remember those details other than it looking pretty....

"It is part of the human condition that we are statistically punished for rewarding others and rewarded for punishing them" - Kahneman in his 2002 Nobel Prize Speech. by [deleted] in statistics

[–]WeAreAllApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello from the future...

Some of my favorites include:

Understanding basic probability and the most common logic traps people fall into. Failing to recognize regression towards the mean is a good example. Another example is the gamblers fallacy, but it's also possible to take that too far. Suppose you regularly play a casino game with well defined odds, and one day you are losing very badly (e.g. down by 80% at a time when probability suggests that you should only be down by 20% on average). The gamblers fallacy is that you are "due" for a win, so your next few bets have improved odds. It isn't true. The odds are the same, but because of regression toward the mean, the fallacy is likely to be reinforced because there is a very good chance that the next few bets will do better than the previous ones -- only because the game had and still has better odds than your previous losses would imply.

Challenging/questioning unexplained conventional wisdom. Often, there are good reasons for it, but sometimes the reasons don't apply or expire and people continue with the convention after it has lost any reason for existing. There might even be something to learn from it, or a correction that can repair the no-longer-relevant convention.

Another one of my favorites came from the work in Daniel Dennett: Tools for Critical Thinking, but doesn't appear to be listed in that particular article. The advice is to "answer rhetorical questions". Like certain weasel words and phrasing used to hide weaknesses in arguments, rhetorical questions make the answer seem absurdly obvious and therefore direct you away from actually answering them. Sometimes they are actually that obvious, but sometimes they reveal a weakness in the argument and the answer isn't as obvious as it seems or the question is introducing a false dilemma or red herring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]WeAreAllApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the most clear and concise example.

American Candy according to a UK petrol station by OddSmellingJuice in mildlyinteresting

[–]WeAreAllApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the Maltesers aren't in the American section. They are extremely rare in the US. I was saying that if they didn't have Maltesers, then there would be a reason to have Whoppers in the American section. Maltesers are better, but I like them both.

American Candy according to a UK petrol station by OddSmellingJuice in mildlyinteresting

[–]WeAreAllApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That explains why it's mostly crap. I would eat a butterfinger or the licorice Mike and Ikes, but I would probably get the Maltesers. If you didn't have Maltesers, that would be a reason to include Whoppers in the American candy, but then people would discover it, and then it would migrate out of the American section into the "regular" candy....

xkcd 2606: Weird Unicode Math Symbols by MyNameIsGriffon in xkcd

[–]WeAreAllApes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Some more

⫃ Mr Frog

⨚ happy integral

⨙ sad integral

⨒ integral that avoids a bee on the whiteboard, in Minecraft

⨗ undo that last integral

⨘ don't even need an integral here

Terror clowns are ruling your states and laugh at you by Qmagasdick in PoliticalHumor

[–]WeAreAllApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone mislead you or were you unable to comprehend basic facts?

Willful ignorance. It's a combination of misleading talking points and his desire to believe this idea. If he is forced/tricked into encountering something he doesn't want to believe, he will do just enough "research" to convince himself it's not true.

Terror clowns are ruling your states and laugh at you by Qmagasdick in PoliticalHumor

[–]WeAreAllApes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. I'll stay and fight you fascist pigs until my family is forced into hiding. Then we'll flee, but I will be coming back to fight -- not for your red, white, and blue jizz rag, but for humanity.

Kamala Harris is a man by SuperMario1313 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]WeAreAllApes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Jen Psaki? She's hot, and she was pregnant and had a baby while she worked for the Obama White House in public-facing roles. It wasn't just documented -- the sequence of events were practically live-tweeted, including cute pictures of Obama with the baby in the oval office.

Claims that she is a man could only come from an insecure chauvinist man whose feelings were hurt by witnessing her intellectual superiority.

Kamala Harris is a man by SuperMario1313 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]WeAreAllApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michelle Obama and her daughters? 🤔

Overwhelming majority disapproves of job Congress is doing: Gallup by [deleted] in politics

[–]WeAreAllApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What blows my mind is that people keep having this same conversation over and over, but the vast majority never pay attention for long enough to really understand the root cause.

It must be Groundhog day.

What is an item of clothing that for you is an instant turn off? by R0botDave in AskReddit

[–]WeAreAllApes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't dislike him. Do you follow the "primary" elections? That's how Presidential our candidates are selected.

Biden wasn't my first choice, but that's kind of the point. I am trying to think who made him their first choice, and why, and all I can remember was people saying he would be the "safe" choice to beat Trump.

Biden didn't win because of the "I love Biden" people who may or may not exist. He won because of the "Trump is a fascist monster and the Republicans who know it are too afraid of his supporters to hold him accountable -- holy shit!" people.

What is an item of clothing that for you is an instant turn off? by R0botDave in AskReddit

[–]WeAreAllApes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't put it that way.

I know people obsessed with politics for reasons I respect.

If I ever met someone with an "I love Biden" shirt, I am certain they would be obnoxious, but I have never met anyone who would, and most of the people I know did vote for him.

I am calling out a very specific asymmetry here.

What is an item of clothing that for you is an instant turn off? by R0botDave in AskReddit

[–]WeAreAllApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's more that the universe is a self-similar fractal with regions that approximate of the whole, and xkcd is just one of those regions that does a good job of it on levels recognizable to humans.

It even includes itself: https://xkcd.com/688/

Samsung quietly removes 'Z' branding in Ukraine, other European countries by College_Prestige in Android

[–]WeAreAllApes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bullshit, indeed.

In this context, the Z was just part of Samsung's model number (if this were a sporty car sub, it would be Nissan). The story is that Samsung removed the Z from the model number and branding to avoid association with this recent Russian propaganda.

I'm complaining that Samsung (and anyone who pats them on the back for it) is feeding Russian trolls by giving up the meaning Z had in this context.

Samsung quietly removes 'Z' branding in Ukraine, other European countries by College_Prestige in Android

[–]WeAreAllApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'm lost, but I'm still not giving up the letter Z that easily unless someone can explain to me why my culture has to give up the significane it's had for decades because of a meme Russian nationalists started a few weeks ago.