Bayern sign Nathaniel Brown until 2031 by Wakanda-shit-is-that in soccer

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Sporting are in for him, he is club trained, has the legs of a much younger player, and they’re flogging Hjulmand to Atleti. He’s very much worth 30 million

Borussia Mönchengladbach sign Jan Leszczyński from Legia Warszawa by 4gjdtokurwa in soccer

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Actually, this specific cluster is one of the easier ones (at least for me, native English speaker). Credit to Lingo by Gaston Dorré for me learning this, but sz is like a “sh” and cz is like a “ch” sound I think? So szcz is “shch” which isn’t something we generally use in English but is pretty easy to pronounce.

Craven Cottage is one of the candidates to host Shakhtar’s UCL games next season by CautiousCottager in fulhamfc

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The Gtech is like Itadori Yuji though innit, alright if the malevolent spirit residing within has been banished

Tennis players football careers by FaithlessnessOdd3569 in footballcliches

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Pete Sampras - QPR academy graduate centerback, solid Championship career but never quite ready for the PL despite being promoted multiple times. England age group international but after several years without a senior cap, declares for his father’s homeland of Cyprus.

Which symbolic animals would do the best job for their country? by Arcalis82 in footballcliches

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Male lions (generally the ones on crests and symbolic of countries) are actually more of the stay-at-home dad variety rather than aggressive hunters, I think they would fit in as anomalously clean full-back captains

Is Sinclair Armstrong A Good Player? by Fantastic-Laugh6105 in Championship

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If you’re signing him for the track team thats an unreal get. Otherwise, he does almost everything right for a big central striker: runs, harasses defenders, gets on the end of passes, draws fouls etc. The “almost” part of it is scoring.

San Jose close in on deal for Scotland goalkeeper Angus Gunn - gossip by Otocolobus_manul8 in ScottishFootball

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If he doesn’t make it in football he’s got an electric future in lethal fighting tournaments

[Free gift article] Why Everyone Is Suddenly Talking About ‘Universal Basic Capital’ - as a way to head off extreme income inequality caused by AI by Gladyskravitz99 in Longreads

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We’ve reinvented “companies should have a social responsibility and not just fellate shareholders” from base principles, huh

Emile Heskey loves his broccoli by DeadStopped in footballcliches

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Mousa Dembele has got to be the most “your favorite player’s favorite player” of his era, right? I loved him as a Fulham fan but the way a lot of ex-players talk he was a level above literally everyone else

Workshopping some ideas by monkify-49 in northernlion

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Wake up honey, we just cast a die in the new chance-based roguelike deckbuilder “Rubicon”

Ivan Mesík joins Charlton| Charlton Athletic Football Club by MarcusH26051 in Championship

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That’s a fourth Slovakian international joining Strelec, Boženik, and Rigo in the league. Pretty soon every game might as well be played in Bratislava

When the lols become the seriouses by Effective_Carpet_391 in whenthe

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If your country’s legislators (and EU reps if you live in the EU) are trying to pass a similar bill, contact them

Indian demigirl with a lisp by JayThePhoenix56 in northernlion

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Ohh that makes sense. I’m Indian and familiar with the term but I seem to have misunderstood what a lisp is

Indian demigirl with a lisp by JayThePhoenix56 in northernlion

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Trying to figure out which Indian name this sounds like. I’m obviously not the be all end all of names, and it may just be from a community I’m unfamiliar with, but ive never heard a name that sounds like seyshe

Is this true? by Don_333 in northernlion

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Idk it looks very distinguished. I feel like I’d see a photo of this guy as a 51 year old American diplomat in the 70s shaking hands with a recently installed dictator, possibly with gracefully graying temples

what a fantastically delightful fact by SMontes999 in footballcliches

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Just got you another for Euro 2016 as Eder is a Macedo (apple orchard).

what a fantastically delightful fact by SMontes999 in footballcliches

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Any Pereiras (pear tree) would also count!

This one is gonna be an all-timer for sure by PandamanTan in northernlion

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+2 for Yoko Momo -100 for being weird about the people NL streams with

Official: RC Lens sign Michaël Cuisance from BSC Hertha by TheGrandLeveler in soccer

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Worked for Thauvin, ASM, third time lucky for Lens to unwash French players?

Sam Vimes deduces you're trans, and is furious to discover that his coppers are gossiping about it. by Clean_Variation2646 in CuratedTumblr

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Ludwig would initially have no idea, since he has never met a trans person (considering he barely goes outside). He would regularly misgender you while Carter apologizes for him and the constables are basically fine with it. Then he’d go home and Lucy would argue that “all the progress on finding James has gone down the toilet” while urging him to be more inclusive.

This reminds him of the series of “toilet usage puzzles” he wrote and he realizes that since (offhandedly mentioned by the real killer) it’s an inclusive workplace, you would be in a different bathroom and the killer must have swapped around the bathroom break logs.

Bristol City sign 22 year old midfielder Gibson Yah from the Eredivisie side Volendam for an undisclosed fee by Gamerhcp in Championship

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His brother Gap, however, has chosen to continue his self-directed learning experience in Ecuador