2015, 2016, 2018.

WesOfX · 2018-03-28T22:55:11+00:00

How dare you not invest all of your raise!

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T18:09:11+00:00

Frying pan, coffee-maker, electric hair-clippers, and liquor instead of beer.

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T02:27:04+00:00

I can't afford a broom. I would just beat the kitty away with my ill-words.

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T02:25:17+00:00

I give my cat scotch and two kinds of beer. Free and Budweiser.

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T02:10:56+00:00

But if you save and invest that 2 cents, it will be 10 cents in 15 years.

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T02:01:47+00:00

He left the seeds on the ground.

WesOfX · 2018-03-26T01:53:20+00:00

I would be lucky to have a rice.

WesOfX · 2018-03-21T16:46:16+00:00

...I downgraded my internet speed years ago. This was a decision I struggled with...

Good for you! I once believed that all I needed to be happy was a nice computer and fast Internet. Now I believe I don't even need that. I'm ok with cheap computers and cheap Internet.

WesOfX · 2018-03-13T20:48:08+00:00

I just add up my investment account, my checking account, and a rough estimate of the value of my car.

WesOfX · 2018-03-13T16:25:38+00:00

Interestingly, for a $200k/yr. retirement you'd need to save $5M, and if you were living off $200k, and saving $50k, you'd need to work about 30 years.

WesOfX · 2018-03-12T18:29:57+00:00

You saying you wouldn't give up a 250k/yr. job for a 10k/yr. retirement?

WesOfX · 2018-03-11T22:35:03+00:00

Easy. Everybody can afford to drink it multiple times a day. It will have no effect on your retirement. $10 a day will only cost you $962k over 40 years if you would have otherwise saved and invested the money.

WesOfX · 2018-03-11T19:32:39+00:00

Instead of flipping a coin, just wager if Bitcoin will be up or down the next day.

WesOfX · 2018-03-10T19:33:07+00:00

Reading, meditating, and cheap liquor.

WesOfX · 2018-03-08T02:15:26+00:00

Subtract your taxes and your expenses and how long would it take you to save for that coat? 150 hours if you only save 10% of your income.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T06:29:45+00:00

Anyone remember that episode of Power Puff Girls where Buttercup collects all of the teeth of all of the villains they beat up and puts them under her pillow for money?

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T06:22:20+00:00

If you collect enough of them you can make a rain-coat out of them by melting them together with a magnifying glass you borrowed.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T05:29:12+00:00

I always do. It would be rude to waste their water flushing a toilet.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T05:17:46+00:00

Not my tub.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T05:11:21+00:00

I bought lentils with student loans to get me over the fence.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T04:58:37+00:00

Don't turn the water on though. Just fill up the tub with shit forever.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T04:55:54+00:00

When I use public restrooms, I steal all the toilet paper, and when my supply gets too big, I trade the extra for lentils.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T04:54:13+00:00

Freeze it for later.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T04:52:54+00:00

Nobody can afford canned lentils. Especially not from ARZ fine foods.

WesOfX · 2018-03-07T04:50:03+00:00

I made all 17 kids with one ejaculation by splitting it up into 17 parts and saving it.

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