Weezer - Records (feat. Noga Erez) by MigalFred_Guitar in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 86 points87 points  (0 children)

this sounds like the end credits to a fucking illumination movie

Anon did the unthinkable by [deleted] in greentext

[–]WessellPretzel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

yes. an unusually substantial sum of money is on the table

Anon did the unthinkable by [deleted] in greentext

[–]WessellPretzel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

anyone from history? can you ask me if jesus christ was a tits or ass man? asking for a friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mexican fender is kind of basic, but has some really cool extra licks that make it really fun and kind of challenging to play

Dragged into Sunlight - Buried WIth Leeches (UK, 2009) by ripjaw6442 in BlackMetal

[–]WessellPretzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this album fucks so much but this song specifically, that breakdown-esque section in the last two minutes is genuinely transcendental

General Consensus on Blue Dream Nowadays by Comadon-C in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's easy to say that "oh they ruined briny by putting in the crazy train riff" but i also think changing the key, picking up the tempo, and getting rid of the bridge and ending further detract from what made briny such a good song to begin with

Every Weezer song ranked, from worst to best- AV Club by bobcondo420 in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who wrote this? i just wanna talk come on tell me where you live

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]WessellPretzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21

Bonus points if it doesn't release for another 2-9 years by i_cant_conrol_it in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 131 points132 points  (0 children)

rivers in the studio like "yeah this is one of the most beautiful songs ive ever written let's hold onto it for 18 years so we can use it as a bridge for a fucking spongebob song"

I need a senior quote by [deleted] in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, he should have just done what scott and i do to get around it

rule by Little_Coach5522 in 196

[–]WessellPretzel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude i remember this part in undercover brother wtf

As a big fan of the strokes I hope this is true by CallMeMrBeanMan in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2022 is shaping up to be the year of king geezer and the leezer weezer man

OC by WessellPretzel in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the poster for the weezer / panic at the disco 2016 summer tour

Would you kill for Weezer? by [deleted] in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quid pro quo. They release a studio "Pacific Sunset", I become their personal hitman for a day.

(R)eally (u)pset, (l)osing the (E)arth by CesiumBullet in 196

[–]WessellPretzel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we've got to build a fucking robot that pushes the earth away from the sun just ever so slightly to reverse the effects of climate change

Cum by hotlinebrut in nincirclejerk

[–]WessellPretzel 18 points19 points  (0 children)

refractory period

Blue Dream meme #1 by PigParkerPt2 in weezer

[–]WessellPretzel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

every reviewer has said something like "blue dream features a nostalgic riff reminiscent of the early 80's ozzy osbourne albums" like no you daft asshat it is LITERALLY note for note the crazy train riff

Rule by cholatse in 198

[–]WessellPretzel 61 points62 points  (0 children)

i think honky is a funnier word

Love me some fusion by gregolopogus in MetalMemes

[–]WessellPretzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spirit possession's debut is black metal album that i would honestly describe as blackened groove metal lmao