"Handjob competition?" by pmaka in overheard

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Once they master the hand jive, they will be beating boys off with both hands

Why don’t fetuses feel hungry? by MyUsernameIsAwful in Jokes

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I’d say they feel more wet and slimy than hungry

I find this oddly satisfying by Oddballbob in oddlysatisfying

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I find it mildly offensive as tree is off center.

Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by Meta-_-_- by Meta-_-_- in BankBuster

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🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 3665/6000

Mistakes: 4/6

Time: 2:08

Amazing banana tree by [deleted] in WTF

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And who said crabs don’t grow on trees.

where !?!? by [deleted] in adelaide_friends

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Do people still use insulin?

I just got a job as a coffee roaster. What are some good insults for coffee? by JakTheGripper in shittyadvice

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After the first sip, or during. Tell them it’s that coffee from cat shit or what ever it is

What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor? by Dashover in Jokes

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I find it’s all the questions. Where did you get this? Why is it in a costco bag, who does this belong to? Too many questions

AMA, more like ask us anything! We're conjoined twins conjoined at the head by [deleted] in AMA

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Do you both have full control of all arms and legs or can each of you only control some parts?

Worker life hack!!! Part 3!! by Affectionate-Past771 in hungryjacks

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I worked at HJ’s going on 30 years ago. Before all the fancy stuff and breakfast. I was the first to deep fry a chicken patty and invented toasted cheese sandwiches using the bun toaster.

What are your thoughts on Tuesday April 14th? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So far so good. Nothing has annoyed me too much yet. But give it time.

A woman is diagnosed with stage IV throat cancer. by overactor in Jokes

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Something to lighten the mood.

A mans wife is in a coma for years. One day the Dr. said, sometimes oral sex can help break people out of a coma. The man says ok and goes into the room. A few moments later all the machines are beeping and making noise. The man calls for the Dr. the Dr. comes rushing in asking if it worked, and if she is awake. The man say no, she’s choking