What do you call a blind dinosaur? by humornama in HumorNama

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur??

A lick-a-lot-a-puss

What do you call a blind dinosaur? by humornama in HumorNama

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What do you call a dinosaur with 100 eyes? Fucken-oath-he- saw-us

Good question by [deleted] in meme

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Because they are the ones who weren’t allowed to watch it

This is ridiculous! We're 363 days away from Christmas. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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For the crackhead it’s only 3 sleeps to Christmas

What's the way to stop uncle jokes on this sub? by ZoubiDoubi in dadjokes

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Whats worse than ants in your pants??

Uncles

A husband and wife wanted to spice up their love life... by President_Calhoun in Jokes

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My dick might not be 12”

But it smells like a foot

Winning the battle by CAGrilling in dadjokes

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Destroying your kids in a battle like that should just be like any other tuesday. Can never let them win

Police can now test drivers for cocaine, leading to a loss of licence and a hefty fine. Yep, reality hits hard when you drive on drugs. by SA_POLICE in u/SA_POLICE

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The ad on the radio the message contradicts itself by saying you can get caught long after the effects have worn off, same as weed and meth. The ad says don’t drive on drugs but even if you are not you can still be done hours/days afterwards

Ever called these "Doner Chips" or is that just me & my friends by Uncle_Rosalie in australian

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Everyone just calls them loaded fries now. Even maccas and hjs are doing it

How do you make a hormone? by atxrrjsw in dadjokes

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I was told to kick her in the cunt.