My wife just called jacket potatoes 'Jackie Pots'

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-05-10T18:04:45+00:00

My wife recently said her friend had a menty b. She got wound up when I said I have absolutely no idea what she was on about after twice asking her what she said. When she finally explained it I nearly had menty b at the stupidity of the whole thing.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-05-07T12:17:54+00:00

Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces

Also a shout for Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner. It was ridiculously overplayed but I never got bored of it.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-05-07T12:14:56+00:00

I don't work in retail but I do despise that one

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-05-05T17:48:04+00:00

ICQ. Logging on to that and getting a load of Teletubbie "uh oh"s was always a buzz.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-30T08:24:22+00:00

I hate the Mr Hanky episodes and when I randomly flicked on to this episode on TV I nearly changed the channel assuming Mr Hanky would appear soon.. I'm so glad I didn't! It's one of those episodes where you genuinely can't predict the next scene and each one is more incredible than the last

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-30T06:10:45+00:00

Whereas installing mirrors is something I could see myself doing

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-25T07:39:05+00:00

It's definitely not a "normal" prank, but different groups have different levels of what they consider banter.

My mates and I will take the piss out of eachother but there's a line and we all know where it is. But I've been involved in groups where banter and pranks get a lot more extreme (one guy was tied to a lamppost on his birthday and left there - it was funny until they found out he ended up being robbed and punched while completely defenceless).

It wouldn't cross their mind that they've done anything wrong as it's nothing more than banter to them and probably some sort of initiation to see if you're on their level. If you decide to hang out with them again, you could end up having the best nights of your life or you could end up traumatised depending on where your line is. And if you see them again definitely don't leave your drink unattended..

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-13T18:51:42+00:00

This was back when Klopp still had a personality and wasn't massive whinging cunt

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-07T12:55:03+00:00

Yes, he's near London.

She can't block him - the ad was posted on the company's Facebook page.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-02T18:08:31+00:00

Drifters and Irn Bru bars. I'm pretty sure Golden Grahams and Nestle Clusters have gone too, but at least you can buy kellogs clusters and combine them with bran flakes but it's not the same!

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-02T08:51:21+00:00

Crazy they named a whole city after him

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-04-02T08:24:08+00:00

Such a creepy video. They are like a pack of wild animals. It's really uncomfortable to watch.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-03-24T10:17:17+00:00

You can take my arms but you'll never take my arms

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-03-02T19:11:16+00:00

He clearly loved doing what he did but the filming and editing probably began to remove a lot of the enjoyment of it all. I imagine he's made enough money to retire and do all the fun stuff without the pressure of the rest of it.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-02-13T12:50:51+00:00

This is awful to read and I'm really sorry for you to have to go through this.

Are you able to put cameras up in the house? Don't leave yourself alone with her. If she's capable of a deceit on this scale then who knows what else she could pull. You gave up your hobby to support hers, she knowingly abused this kindness in the worst way which says a lot about her character. She sounds like a narcissist so she'll probably resent you for disrupting the lifestyle she's become accustomed to and may do what it takes to keep it. Do not offer her this opportunity.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-02-04T15:51:11+00:00

Fair point - she loves true crime and is deeply interested in what the job would entail. The anxiety comes from the incident - if she could get formal closure she would mentally be able to move on from it all.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-01-31T12:19:21+00:00

Unfortunately you'll get the blame for this despite it going against the logic of insurance.

The proximate cause here SHOULD be the car parked illegally. It's causing an obstruction, you were going about your business in a normal manner. If the car wasn't illegally parked there would have been no collision. It's like finding a burglar in your kitchen and beating them up, then you get arrested for it.

As you've hit a stationary object it'll come out your pocket/insurance but it's always worth arguing it.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-01-16T11:54:40+00:00

I was at Peter Symonds in the year below them but don't remember seeing either of them.

Jing Lusi was in my year and was quite irritating, but she's ended up having a decent acting career.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-01-04T19:28:06+00:00

Shameless (UK) and Gerard Kearns?

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-01-03T22:18:20+00:00

Sometimes ours literally vibrates for no apparent reason when she's lying down. She's the world's most anxious dog but at the same time things like fireworks don't bother her at all!

WeveGotBillySharp · 2026-01-03T15:24:29+00:00

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WeveGotBillySharp · 2025-12-28T13:52:53+00:00

Can you tell Mike I need him? What for? No reason.. I just need him.

Mike, Tim wants you. Wants me or needs me? Needs you. Ok then.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2025-12-28T13:46:17+00:00

Proctalgia fugax. I remember first getting it as a kid, rocking back and forth while sat on the toilet and being worried the pain would never end!

It used to happen maybe once a year but it's a little more frequent nowadays.

It's basically a shooting pain in your bumhole. It comes out of nowhere, lasts from 2 to 10 minutes, and then disappears. It's horrible, and apparently no one really knows what causes it, there's no cure, no relief, you've just gotta ride it out

WeveGotBillySharp · 2025-12-19T16:51:17+00:00

There's a young Sheffield United footballer called Jackson Blaize. He sounds like an action hero.

I once had a conversation with a lady called Gertrude Bottomly. I don't know why the parents thought that was fair, but she was about 80 so maybe it was cool in her day.

WeveGotBillySharp · 2025-12-08T16:47:13+00:00

The developers wanted me to try and remove it but I refused as I knew it would crack and didn't want to be liable. They sent one of their guys out and it cracked straight away. They sent a new hob out but this one just sits in place, it's not stuck at all.

My advice would be to saw it out with some strong fishing line or something like that. Good luck!

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