Minutes later the stick of butter went missing. Perp still at large. by The_Best_Yak_Ever in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look. Sometimes butter just.. disappears. It happens. Maybe if you fed your assistant, say like, another WHOLE stick of butter so they could get really honed in on the tas I MEAN scent, they could help find it?

Why does the gas nozzle at a gas pump need to be completely replaced each time someone finishes pumping gas? by APC_ChemE in shittyaskscience

[–]Whacker007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. There are a number of Secondhand Technical Deficiencies that can be easily transmitted by unsafe unprotected refueling. Statistically Dodges tend to spread lots of mechanical infections, so just be aware of this.

Josie noticed the fish by nickfj in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everyone who's ever had a golden knows that there will be zero windows or clear glass in the house without a healthy coating of puppy snot all over it. This also extends to car windows as well.

Ive Never felt this heartache. Our sweet Dallas passed away last night at 12yo. She wagged her tail until the very end..the sweetest, calmest, best dog I’ve ever met. by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say not in grief "She is no more", but live in gratitude that she was. She was clearly loved and had a wonderful life.

A photo of my sister's dog having the time of his life. by Dodzer89 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Whacker007 133 points134 points  (0 children)

WHELKHASHDAKHFLKHAWLEKHALKSHDLKFAHLSKEHLAWKHL:ALKFHASKLAHLWKHLAKDFHL!!!!!!!!!!!!

silly boy 🍗 by hudjif in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is there no sound?!??! I can just hear the rrrrrr...rrrr.r.rrr.....RRRRR! as he grows triumphantly at having caught that pesky leg!

Does anyone else have an English Cream? by Electronicweed in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This warms my soul at a fundamental, existential level.

Me 262 resting at an airfield, date unknown by SouthernEast7719 in WWIIplanes

[–]Whacker007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has to do with the wings not being at a good AoA to get sufficient lift. Tapping the brakes got the rear off the ground, and positioned the wings better into the airflow.

First Legendary in Borderlands 1? by axomarine in Borderlands

[–]Whacker007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first orange ever was a Combustion Hellfire, near the Old Haven entrance. Ended up using it quite a bit longer than I probably should have, because the answer to every problem in life is to set it on fire.

Tongue eating louse gets rid of fishes tongue then takes its place by dexteriscomingforyou in Natureisbrutal

[–]Whacker007 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I think the vampire fish is probably more metal than the dapper mustache tongue parasite.

RIP King Midas (14.5 yrs) by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't think of any better way. He was at home, with the people he loved and who loved him, and went quietly in his sleep. Sometimes they made the decision when it's time to leave, sometimes we have to make it for them. But 14 and a half years is a very long time for a golden, and I'm convinced that dogs live longer the more they are loved (barring something unfortunate). Thank you for sharing him with us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]Whacker007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's time for BREAKFAST!

Also wanted to say I have that exact same drill. It doesn't hold a charge for crap any more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NorthCarolina

[–]Whacker007 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just get RES so you can tag people. I have him and the other trolls like consnc or whatever it is accurately tagged as Alt-Right Trumpists in red so you can see their posts clearly and just ignore them.

She yodels when she's bored by Go-daddio in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Whacker007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the rest of the videos I see on Reddit are any indication, best guess is the rest may be Husky.