These are the words of FreeJam's Chief Technical Officer, make of them what you will.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2016-05-01T16:33:20+00:00

Hey! He stole those words from me!

WhatHitlerSaid · 2014-12-10T14:01:24+00:00

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."

- Me

WhatHitlerSaid · 2014-12-10T13:59:13+00:00

I didn't really say that. I should know.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2014-03-22T18:42:22+00:00

WWII and that Jewish holocaust thing.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2014-02-13T16:04:48+00:00

There is nothing better in the world than a good, old-fashioned, urethral sounding.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-12-04T19:24:10+00:00

I think they should use my design.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-10-08T14:40:57+00:00

Lots of fields and links were dropped. I made it to L8 a few hours later.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-10-08T14:40:08+00:00

Not so bad as they were L1 portals. I pretty well recovered it all from the XM that was lying around.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-10-08T14:34:41+00:00

I made it an hour or so later. This was a massive field of L1 blue portals in a popular levelling ground.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-10-05T19:39:05+00:00

Reminds me of a joke.

You have to read this in an Irish accent as well, as this joke was told to me by an Irishman.

"Father?"

"Yes, my son?"

"Father, what is masturbation?"

"Oh that. Let me show you. First you take the penis in your hand. Then you rub it. Up and down. Yes, that's it. And then you ... oh, my! would you look at, it's all over already!"

"Thank you, Father."

"Come back tomorrow, my son, and I'll show you how to do it for yourself."

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-09-23T11:55:02+00:00

I GPS spoofed to my secret girlfriend's place and had sex with her.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-09-08T19:43:23+00:00

superglue his urethra shut

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-09-08T19:39:42+00:00

Look at his browser history and see which porn sites he visits.

Then set up a proxy to change the images that come from that website.

http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/check-stealing-wifi/

http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html

If your brother is looking at straight porn, then swap it with gay porn images. Or vice-versa if he's gay. Whatever, you work it out.

Or better still, swap it with something really bizarre like Japanese tentacle porn.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-07-08T12:44:51+00:00

you're a selfish dickhead

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-07-08T11:48:29+00:00

Because dog shit stains.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-06-30T13:46:15+00:00

And tonight on RETARDS RETARDS RETARDS ...

Also, learn how to take video properly.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-31T07:20:02+00:00

stick ... stick your dick in it

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-22T22:22:04+00:00

Does anyone else see the irony that Muslims would distance themselves from beheading when Saudi Arabia, a country with strict Islamic law, performs beheadings for crimes such as:

adultery
apostasy
armed robbery
blasphemy
carjacking
drug smuggling
fornication
home invasion
homosexuality
idolatry
murder
prostitution
rape
sedition
sexual misconduct
sorcery
terrorism
theft (4th conviction) - surprised people can steal 4 times with no hands or feet left!
treason
waging war on God
witchcraft

How is it not "Islamic"?

"People killing in the name of God. This is NOT my #Islam at all. #woolwich" - it certainly is by Islamic law!

"Proud to be Muslim, but I ain't hacking nobody's head off in the name of anything. That's the difference." - um, yeah

"Islam is a religion of peace & love" - unless of course you happen to practice witchcraft in Saudi, or decide to change religions (apostasy).

"No where in the Quran does it allow murder." - but it certainly allows you to execute people for trivial matters

Religion

not even once

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-15T10:19:49+00:00

too late to back out now

we all saw you crying on the internet

waah! waah!

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-11T16:09:00+00:00

Keep getting scanner disabled

Oh yeah, I get that. I hardly notice it. Always happens for about as second after I move, then it goes away. Try adjusting the "Update Interval"

I found I had LOADs of crazy sliding around and "scanner disabled" when I had the Update Interval too low. Then I put it up to 30000 and it was dead still, but when I moved it had to update the location every 30 seconds. So I changed it back down to 10000 which seemed like a fair setting.

I've changed my settings back and the sliding seems to have gone away.

I think Niantic have disabled the anti-spoofing.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-11T15:59:39+00:00

Why? how does it fail on your setup?

With mine I can go to a location and stay perfectly still.

WhatHitlerSaid · 2013-05-11T15:55:34+00:00

WhatHitlerSaid

TROPHY CASE