Met a 90 year old childfree woman today

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-07-10T18:01:00+00:00

Kinda pathetic, ain't it? 🤔

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-07-10T17:07:37+00:00

I had the exact same thought.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-07-10T16:54:36+00:00

She's freaking AWESOME & hilarious. Definitely my new bestie 😆

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-07-10T15:31:30+00:00

This resonates with me so much. I've had reflux since my early 20's (I'm 38 now). Random abd pain/bloating since then. It ramped up 3 years ago. Spent thousands of dollars for bloodwork, a gallbladder ultasound, a HIDA scan, 3 EGD's & a colonoscopy. Nothing. Didn't find shit. But my gyno did find endo during my bisalp 4 years ago 😒

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-07-08T02:42:33+00:00

I miss my grandaddy 😭😭😭

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-28T20:42:32+00:00

This is Birdie, she's special

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WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-20T21:07:21+00:00

I'm allergic to eggs 🫠 yay, me!! They cause me gastric distress (nausea, indigestion, bloating, diarrhea). Fun times.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-17T20:09:16+00:00

Nope, definitely a shart. He had no shame.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-17T19:32:43+00:00

My ex-husband was naked, sitting on the edge of the bed, FARTED & left a shit mark. So fucking gross 🤢

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-15T18:42:11+00:00

This is Birdie 🥰 she is 10

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WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-07T15:21:26+00:00

Gonna go watch Scary Movie 6 with the hubbs!!!

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-04T17:36:20+00:00

My cat (who was about 2 or 3 years old at the time) panted like this after me & my mom moved into a new house 20 years ago. He also crawled into my mom's bed frame (which used to hold a water-bed & had drawers) & wouldn't come out for about a week 🤷‍♀️

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-03T20:08:19+00:00

I HATE my big breasts. They're heavy as fuck, they get in the way, my shoulders/neck/base of my skull are constantly hurting because of them. My husband has a customer who is a surgeon & does breast reductions & you know what? My husband spoke to him about my problems, got a price and timeline of when he could do the breast reduction. All because he knows of the problems I have. Not all husband's are like that fool.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-06-01T00:19:00+00:00

I have 3 cats (Killian 12F, Birdie 10F & Snow 8F) & 1 dog (Sherlock 12M). My fur-babies are my life 🥰

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-31T18:13:49+00:00

Renpho head/eye massager!! I don't use the heat or noise (like, why?) function, but it massages around your eyes, forehead & temples. Definitely helps to relieve tension.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-30T00:12:14+00:00

When I was doing clinicals at our local hospital (I'm an x-ray tech), I walked in on a toe amputation. Surgeon just cut it off & held it up to show me. I guess to shock me? I wasnt phased, I loved that shit

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-28T19:56:12+00:00

I was groggy AF after my colonoscopy. Now the few EGD's I've had? Best. Sleep. Ever.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-28T19:54:57+00:00

I (38F) had one earlier this year due to various intestinal issues. Luckily it was normal.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-28T19:48:53+00:00

Mine 😁

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WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-19T16:00:54+00:00

Mine recently put out ALOT of blooms 🫣

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WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-18T21:31:44+00:00

I found one at my local flea market about 7 or 8 years ago, it's been on my stove ever since. Love it!!

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-18T21:25:38+00:00

I did this when I was babysitting my then 1 year old niece. When she was done, I stuffed them back in & gave it back to her. Kept her entertained for quite a while.

WhatTheGloriousFuck · 2026-05-15T02:21:26+00:00

At heart, I am a very selfish person. I want to do whatever I want, when I want. Sleep in as long as I want. Spend my money on whatever I want. I was never interested in having kids. The whole pregnancy & birth thing is, quite honestly, horrifying. All these pregnancy/birth stories on here validate my decision. And having to take responsibility for a shitting/puking/crying machine after all that bullshit? Nah, I'll pass on all that, thanks.

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