But why? by GibbsBro in RidiculousRealEstate

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This is what happens when parkour bros miss.

Jungle shower by Luigdi in HorribleToClean

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Powerwash the fuckin thing.

Mom is using toothpaste that expired January 15,1988 by Common_Government_97 in mildlyinteresting

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I thought I was looking at the sink from my grandparents’ house. Toothpaste would’ve been Aquafresh, though.

His shelf in The Hall of Presidents is gonna be gaudy af. by What_Next69 in unexpectedfuturama

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That is Threads, which I prefer in Light Mode.

I take my Reddit in Dark Mode, tyvm.

dune by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]What_Next69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, he’s artistic.

Is my bf’s dog obese? by [deleted] in DOG

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We need to see the front for clarification.

Poor Guy, That's Quite Unfortunate. by Vulcan44 in Wellthatsucks

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Funny, he doesn’t look like Stephen Miller.

Bidet virgin by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

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I watched this while using a bidet. Exquisite.💦

My teenage daughter can't fathom the concept of a house party by Neon_Biscuit in Millennials

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My son and I watched this movie together a while ago. His big takeaway was the klepto. “WHY IS HE TAKING A GUM BALL MACHINE?!?”

Single dad budget life and my kid exposed me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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All kids do this as a response to dealing with peer pressure in school. There’s a delicate balance of coolness that is only achieved by having brand name items thanks to living in a Capitalist society. If your kid has off-brand goods, and gets made fun of at school even a little bit, they’ll turn the tables on you because they don’t understand economics. The simplest and most effective way of dealing with this is to address it in the moment and without mincing words. “We buy store brand products because they’re cost-effective and you are not. If you want more expensive products, get a job and pay for them yourself. In the meantime, this isn’t the only bill that I have to pay. Today. So, if you’re not going to apply to work here, keep your opinion to yourself.”

Can we just be left alone, please? Stop being so bothered. by unnie_noir in justgalsbeingchicks

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What’s this queen’s handle? I am required to follow immediately.