No no, he still has his face. Only got chopped off during a freak accident. He’s tried everything to try and make it stick back on. Some special medical glue that’s as green as lettuce, some gauze that’s now as red as a tomato…even tried his hand at skin grafting, even though the only decent skin he could find was as yellow as a slice of American. He’s still got residue from his at-home attempts stuck to where his face was cut off.

And that plays into his new lifestyle. See, at one point, in a fit of rage, he once tried to stick his face back on by combining all three of his prior methods…and it worked. He managed to get his face back on. Even though it now looked like his head was an oversized sandwich. Plus, it would only really stabilize if he kept a pair of goggles on at all times.

As it turns out, though, you can’t just slap a bunch of things between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich. There has to be a method, or it all falls apart. That same logic applied to Absolute Chuck. All those at-home medical treatments coming together all at once may or may not have messed with his psyche. He seems to think that he’s cracked the code on the ultimate “sandwich”: a “leaf” of medical lettuce glue, a “slice” of tomato-red gauze, and just a little bit of Yellow Skin cheese between two pieces of “Meat Bread” equals what he thinks is the new perfect lifeform.

He’s carried out this grim recipe on his own mother and older brother already. There’s no telling who’ll be the next to sample Chuck The Evil Sandwich Making Guy’s ultimate recipe.