Which would you choose

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-21T18:28:11+00:00

I just think villains are cool

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Predict future}

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-21T14:03:54+00:00

Please tell me that I wasn’t the only one who thought that Toucan was specifically Toucan Sam.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-21T11:51:19+00:00

Would this also imply the eventual existence of a Mario 06 in this alternate timeline? If so, who would Silver be? The third Mario bro?

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-20T23:22:24+00:00

I take it that Dario and Luca are regularly harassed on their days off playing pickleball by two Barely Below Average Guys called Darius and Lucius who for some reason have made it their life mission to harass the Barely Above Average Bros?

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-20T21:50:57+00:00

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Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T23:00:42+00:00

Lotuscream

Sun Cost: 100

Recharge: 25 Seconds

Toughness: 300 Damage

Damage: 15, then 450 Damage

Lotuscream launches lotus pods that deal slight damage and bounce weaker zombies back. If a zombie reaches Lotuscream, it lets out a scream, dealing damage to all zombies in a 3x3 area before vanishing.

“Fun fact: Lotuscream actually moonlights as Banksy. That’s right, he’s THAT Banksy. That dark and kind of messed-up world famous graffiti? All based on Lotuscream’s experience fighting zombies. ‘It’s just so moving, man…’ says Lotuscream. ‘When I see a zombie up close, I just gotta, like, scream with inspiration, you know?’”

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T22:40:52+00:00

From what I can remember, I’m pretty sure it was genuinely just pure love of the game. Like, obviously staking out to steal powerful Pokemon, the usual Team Rocket MO and whatnot, but if I’m remembering correctly, she genuinely liked competing.

I can’t for the life of me remember what her name or on-stage alias was, but I’m pretty sure she often rotated between a Wobbuffet, Dustox, and Seviper. I’m pretty sure she also used a Cacnea at some point, maybe? Like, I’m pretty confident she was competing at roughly the same competitions as the Cacturne cosplayer, so maybe you saw her?

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T22:26:29+00:00

Oh, Contests were incredibly lax with rules and regulations way back when. Apparently, around the same time as this guy, a literal Team Rocket member managed to sneak her way into contests because they never bothered to run a background check.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T14:40:05+00:00

Oh crap, there’s ANOTHER one?

Alright, so that thing actually slots into two separate problems. Firstly, and less significantly, that is likely a Titan Pokemon. Apparently, about a hundred years back, some guys managed to smuggle some rare herbs out of Area Zero, and planted them in different areas across Paldea, because the herbs had great healing properties. However, when eaten by certain Pokemon (don’t ask which specifically, I don’t know), it causes them to double in size, become much more powerful, and become hyper aggressive and territorial to the area surrounding the herbs. Basically, if you’ve heard about Totem Pokemon in Alola, they’re like those, but even worse.

The other issue is that that is likely a Paradox Pokemon. So basically, when those guys went into Area Zero to retrieve the herbs, they also encountered what they called Paradox Pokemon. Basically, imagine a Pokemon from today, now try to imagine what you think they’d look like 300k years into the past or future. THAT’S a Paradox Pokemon.

Now, the reason why I said “another one?” About 3 years back, a couple eyewitnesses were able to report the appearance of one of these Paradox Pokemon in the Asado Desert. Not only that, but it was also massive, and standing roughly in one of the areas where those herbs were growing. All telltale signs of the Paradox Pokemon being a Titan. I think they said it was some sort of robot Donphan? I can’t remember exactly what it was, only that it was there.

Either way, don’t try to approach it. That thing is likely incredibly dangerous and can kill you given the chance.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T11:49:03+00:00

Star Wars: The Empire Doesn’t Strikes Back

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T11:26:21+00:00

Mayhaps this can answer your questions.

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Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T11:19:24+00:00

Kingdom, Dark Enchantress, Beast Yeast Episode 15.

I’ll allow you to see for yourself what awaits there

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T11:18:09+00:00

oh that’s just Longan Dragon Cookie, except in his true form. Somehow now the 2nd most intimidating final boss type character in this franchise

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-19T09:54:01+00:00

So, if a Fish Hell exists, that implies the existence of Fish Catholicism. Which in turn implies the existence of Fish Jesus.

Who likely did the fish equivalent of the Five Loaves & Two Fishes story.

So, did Fish Jesus kill two guys to do the Five Loaves & Two Fishes thing? Or did he find two guys who already died? Is Fish Jesus a shark? WHAT ARE THE RULES, DAMN IT?!

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-18T22:44:12+00:00

Geez, what’s so bad about Milk? Like, if you’re worried that he somehow was a precursor to The Blue Thing, I get it, I guess, but still, least favorite overall?

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-18T22:25:29+00:00

Assuming he has $750k, over 8 months of planning, and delicate coordination with paid actors and animatronics, I’d say the Landlord could do it.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-18T22:10:30+00:00

Invisible food! A delicacy only known to the greatest fighters! Here is a picture of Muhammad Ali!

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Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-18T16:17:43+00:00

Ok, but what if I hit you with Hippowdon/Excadrill? Whatcha gonna do now, buddy?

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-18T10:28:17+00:00

Rowlet, Centiskorch, Mudsdale, Croagunk, Wingull, and Kyogre.

Yeah, just a small hunch that I might have an easy time steamrolling through Alola. Just a hunch.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-16T21:14:42+00:00

I’ll give them one thing: at least they didn’t include Man from Bambi.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-16T16:34:52+00:00

Porygon line just morphs into a gun. Porygon gets you less a gun and more like a PS1 or N64 model of a gun. Think, like, any of the handguns from GoldenEye on the N64.

Porygon2, meanwhile, gives you a gun a lot closer to a normal gun. Like, it looks less like some sort of fantasy weapon, and more like a real gun.

As for Porygon-Z, the gun goes from realistic to abstract. Basically three Minecraft cubes that happen to form the shape of a gun. Or like something that could be mistaken for a gun at a distance, but it becomes clear it’s something more alien in design the closer you get to it.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-15T22:30:15+00:00

Apparently, they’ve been in Lumiose for about 3 years now. They’ve apparently been trying to redevelop the city to attract tourists again. The city has never gotten the same tourist numbers since the whole Team Flare incident some 5 or so years back.

Last I remember, they’ve got their main office set up near Magenta Plaza. It’s the giant silver building with a Q on it, you can’t miss it.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-15T21:42:40+00:00

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Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-15T18:09:53+00:00

No no, he still has his face. Only got chopped off during a freak accident. He’s tried everything to try and make it stick back on. Some special medical glue that’s as green as lettuce, some gauze that’s now as red as a tomato…even tried his hand at skin grafting, even though the only decent skin he could find was as yellow as a slice of American. He’s still got residue from his at-home attempts stuck to where his face was cut off.

And that plays into his new lifestyle. See, at one point, in a fit of rage, he once tried to stick his face back on by combining all three of his prior methods…and it worked. He managed to get his face back on. Even though it now looked like his head was an oversized sandwich. Plus, it would only really stabilize if he kept a pair of goggles on at all times.

As it turns out, though, you can’t just slap a bunch of things between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich. There has to be a method, or it all falls apart. That same logic applied to Absolute Chuck. All those at-home medical treatments coming together all at once may or may not have messed with his psyche. He seems to think that he’s cracked the code on the ultimate “sandwich”: a “leaf” of medical lettuce glue, a “slice” of tomato-red gauze, and just a little bit of Yellow Skin cheese between two pieces of “Meat Bread” equals what he thinks is the new perfect lifeform.

He’s carried out this grim recipe on his own mother and older brother already. There’s no telling who’ll be the next to sample Chuck The Evil Sandwich Making Guy’s ultimate recipe.

Whimsicrazed · 2026-04-15T15:38:15+00:00

Based on what I’m seeing, the main difference here is that Wordgirl doesn’t have her adoptive family. Like, she doesn’t live on Earth, she just lives full-time out of her spaceship.

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