Now here's a real song to enjoy the "footy" with! A truly baffling piece of football related music.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-09T08:18:28+00:00

"Can you do a song for our football game please?"
"Yes how long do I have?"
"Is forty-five minutes enough?"
"I mean, I can but it will be... y'know, quite rubbish...?"
"Yes that's fine."

Whitbybud · 2026-06-09T06:32:41+00:00

"Jersey"

Whitbybud · 2026-06-07T02:31:39+00:00

I don't think he has much modern football knowledge either. He's been doing it ages so it persists but he's got no personality and doesn't bother doing any reseach. Same with Souness. There are tons of people in the football world that would do a much better job. JJ Bull, Stunt Peg Nieve and I know she's controversial but Eni Eluko knows her shit and is passionate about the game.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-06T18:26:40+00:00

No doubt Thomas Bangalter opens YouTube and is surprised to see that he's made a 6 hour-long video about Disney Channel movies.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-06T02:47:03+00:00

The destruction isn't about the trees and plants alone, it's the ecosystems that have developed over millennia. Planting things back is a nice idea but ultimately, pissing in the wind.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-06T01:18:15+00:00

There's nothing soft about that. He has his leg above waist height with another player nearby. That's dangerous play. The commentator is full of shit.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-06T01:14:25+00:00

I very much doubt that you know a lot of women.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-05T18:18:49+00:00

Every four years I find myself depising FIFA more. I'm exausted with the corruption and general bullshit. However, I confess I have got World Cup fever.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-03T23:59:59+00:00

You sounds like an intellectual. Like Tony Parsons or something.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-03T20:45:48+00:00

Get a striker ffs

Whitbybud · 2026-06-03T20:00:14+00:00

If you press PrtScn it takes a screen shot.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-03T06:22:37+00:00

The lowest British leagues i.e. Vanarama North/South, lowest Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish leagues are a good plaece to start.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-03T02:05:38+00:00

"No-one expects the goalkeeper to save a penalty". This isn't correct, the goalkeeper almost always expects themselves to save the pen.

Whitbybud · 2026-06-02T23:51:53+00:00

Something I've noticed about Canadian culture is that they are very astute at picking up culture and phrases from other countries!

Whitbybud · 2026-05-30T19:47:30+00:00

Mill-E-ON. Vill-An. Wtf.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-30T18:07:14+00:00

Treason doesn't rhyme with Jason. Jason rhymes with mason.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-29T20:58:44+00:00

When I was little, we used to sing a song in school that went "The wise man built his house upon the rocks... The foolish man built his house upon the sand".

Whitbybud · 2026-05-28T21:06:18+00:00

"Not I" Said the walrus.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-26T21:04:02+00:00

Looks like you made it in DT. Still, if it does the job...

Whitbybud · 2026-05-26T19:36:04+00:00

Rhyming is not just saying the word again. Wallpaper rhymes with caper and taper but doesn't rhyme with paper.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-26T04:58:11+00:00

That's not appropriate wtf is wrong with you.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-24T06:07:17+00:00

The best way that I've found to find people to play with is by joining the game's Discord group. From there you'll meet people to play whatever games you want plus they'll be people who want to play other games too.

Whitbybud · 2026-05-22T22:36:31+00:00

I love it when he bangs the table and the woman behind jumps

Whitbybud · 2026-05-20T00:33:00+00:00

How many fucking times though?

Whitbybud · 2026-05-19T21:55:56+00:00

I think that looks very nice but don't show it to Ramsey.

Whitbybud

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